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Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




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  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
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  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Retinue
Inquisitor Hadrian Drakos - Ordo Malleus
Lazarus - Former Skitarii Ranger, Hadrian's friend
Urien of Catoc -Ship Captain, Pilot, and barbarian
Selencia Aethil - Magos Biologis

Contacts/Allies
Bacchus - Adeptus Astartes of the Red Scorpions
Al-Adun - Tallern Desert Raider sergeant
Inquisitor Kronus - deceased, Hadrian's mentor
Lord Inquisitor Mordecai - Head of Ordo Malleus

Enemies
Bahometus - Chaos Sorcerer
Hykophan - Cultist, killer of Kronus, deceased
Balal Ignatius

Under Scrutiny
Superior Duke Hostas
Lord Julius Mercutio Ignatius

By Order of His Most Holy Majesty The God Emperor of Terra


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984M41
Planet Castobel
To Inquistor Lord Moredecai


I will not lie to you, I wept. For a few, precious moments, I let my feelings overtake my body. Inquisitor Kronus had been a mentor to me for the better part of a decade, and more importantly, he was my friend. Cradling his form in my hands, he looked different than he had in life. More fragile, more unsure. A far cry from the man who had banished great daemons and solved crises that decided the fate of worlds. That force of will and conviction and brilliance was laid low by a stray bullet from a low-life cultist. I was aggrieved for some time after the incident. However, my grief had not softened me to a mewling mess, nor had my tears clouded my vision. Behind my sorrow, a great wrath began to grip me and burn hot in my breast. I lay Inquisitor Kronus's body onto the rusted steel of the corridor and took up my weapons.

The sigil of the Imperial Inquisition was upon my coat as I ran after the cur.

The HAB levels of Hive Hessex were kilometers upon kilometers of air and waste recycling plants stacked upon vats where precious pastes and adhesives were made for the ten billion loyal souls of the city that dwelt above and below. Beneath the trillions of tonnes of steel and bodies, the men and women of the lower hive were an industrious and simple folk, where their faith in the emperor was what kept them going in such hazardous conditions. Unfortunately, they had little guidance when it came to how their faith was practiced, and such things could easily give way to heresy. The perfect place for a cult to fester.

I saw a glimpse of Hykophan's silhouette disappearing into a doorway a dozen meters ahead, visible from the harsh incandescent lights that littered the rusted steel of the hall. I heard a scream ahead from the very doorway and turned the corner. Instead of running in, I dived into a roll. Hardly a fecund maneuver, but it saved my life. Two shells hit the door above my curled form, denting the iron. One shell ricocheted and struck one of the steam lines, super heated gas spewing out in a white cloud. I stopped my roll more or less by design, if one could call it calculated to hit a sturdy desk to grant myself a prone position from which to return fire. I fired three shots at the fleeing figure, who seemed to always elude my full view. I felt I missed every shot, but once I surged to my feet and moved to follow, there was blood on the wall. In the corner, two day-laborers cowered.

Vaguely I realized I had received a gash from somewhere on my temple, the blood wet and cooling in the refurbished oxygen of the room. My faculties remained in tact so I paid it little mind and continued my pursuit. My wounds would heal in time.

I was going to make sure Hykophan's did not.

The next hall fed into a water reprocessing facility. Half of the first room was open water, leading into a greater tank of murk that was to be recycled. Before the man-made river mouth was a ladder, Hykophan's footsteps were just disappearing from the long climb up. He ascended and stopped, firing down into the room I had entered. We exchanged shots, bullets and sparks flying as we traded fire in the gloom. The tell-tail click of en empty firearm echoed, followed by Hykophan's curse. In my haste, I did not conserve my ammunition and shot at the figure above, my last two slugs wasted as he ducked behind the iron lip of the floor. His audible footsteps carried him further into the plant and away from retribution. I wasted no time, ascending the ladder as quickly as I could and sprinted after him, shoving myself through a swiftly closing door, bursting into the great chamber of the facility. We stood on the grating of a walkway over the facility's main work area. Men in hazmat suits removed sludge and worked machines that sloshed the dark, putrefying liquid into a another, cleaner area to be redistributed. A few looked up, their faces blank behind the dim glass on the front of their suits.

Hykophan popped the clip into his slug-thrower and aimed, he had the deftness and poise of a practiced gun fighter. Inquisitor Kronus and I had quite the dossier on the scoundrel's career. He had been a decorated infantry officer on Badab, when he was taken in by Chaos and the cults perpetrated by Lufgt Huron. Had I not been so full of rage, I would have considered myself dead. Luckily, I was too uncaring to let that stop me. By the grace of the God-Emperor, Hykophan's cool demeanor was shaken by what I imagined was an unyielding look of vengeance on my face. Many a man can be shot by autogun or lasgun and still kill the shooter in their dying breath. It was likely this fear that caused him to hit my shoulder rather than my heart. He didn't have time to make his next shot.

With a wild swing of my force staff, I struck the gun from his hand before he could pull the trigger twice. To his credit, he let it go without a fuss and opened his arms to wrestle the force staff out of my hands. However, I had momentum, and I did not plan to strike him again with my staff when he could defend himself. I tackled him to the ground, the two of us cursing and clawing. Once I grabbed his throat, I broke his nose with my first punch, and shattered his cheek with my second. He gripped and pushed against me futilely, but I pummeled him aside. Gripping his face, I hammered my forehead into his. It dazed him, and so I punched him once more for good measure, before taking to my feet and grabbing the force staff I had relieved myself of.

"In the name of the God-Emperor and his most Holy Inquisition, by the sacred oaths you have sworn to the Astra Militarum, and for killing my dearest friend, I, Hadrian Drakos of the Ordo Malleus, name you heretic... and sentence you to death."

He would not have the strength to flee as I reloaded my gun, but I did not do so. Whether I hadn't the frame of mind or I wanted to feel it, I cannot recall. I simply know that I took the force staff of Inquisitor Kronus, a weapon of exponential psychic energy, made for the sole purpose of slaying daemons and rogue psykers, and I did what felt natural.

I beat him to death with it.



5 Years Later...


989M41
Planet Tallarn
To Inquistor Lord Moredecai


Tallarn was an old world, having survived two great chaos incursions and the touch of the hubristic eldar, God-Emperor curse them. The invasion of the accursed Iron Warriors had transformed its verdant landscape into a desolate wasteland of sand dunes and inhospitable mountains. Some in the more puritanical groupings of the Ordo Hereticus and my own Malleus deemed it a planet warped by Chaos, but I was not of that school of thought. The Tallarn Desert Raiders were amongst the finest and most loyal members of the Imperium, and though the world perhaps held tombs dedicated to the dark gods, it was not unlike how any hive world had cults of ruin within its depths. I would not condemn such a valuable world so recklessly, but as with most rumors, there was perhaps a kernel of truth hidden within.

My contacts had led me to the planet to find a daemon-sorcerer, known as Bahometus. My trusted aide Lazarus and I commissioned a merchant ship from an old friend, Urien of Catoc. It was a refurbished military vessel, roughly the same proportions and size as a carrack-hauler, two kilometers long and fit for a sizeable crew with room for hundreds of soldiers (or hundreds of tonnes of freight), so guests were not out of the question. At times I felt my job had purged me of my prior social skills, save for when I had to put on a suitably extraneous front when delving into subterfuge. Lazarus was my most trusted friend, a previous Skitarii Ranger who had been bludgeoned into scrap metal by an ork warboss and would have been discarded if not for my mentor Kronus, who paid for the repairs to his body and utilized his impressive strength, endurance, and calculating skills in the pursuit of the daemon rather than the xenos. I appreciated him immensely, but when he was not speaking in binary or relaying information, he was a curt and dour fellow. Urien, on the other hand, was a strange case. Born on a feudal world, he had been captured by space-faring slavers at a young age, believing he was to be carried off to his world's version of hell. Such belief gave him the strength and tenacity to escape and, through various mishaps, become the apprentice of a notable shipmaster, Philandus. Rising through the ranks, he had accumulated his own ship by what I thought to be a miracle. Urien can still only barely speak gothic, and what he does speak is in his rough dialect that sounds to be a cross between Fenrisian and Tanithian. Sometimes, I still think he maintains he is in the limbo of the after-life, but he has ever been trustworthy, and willing to undertake the most dangerous of missions.

The details on my trip to Dasra and my subsequent delving into the Tomb of Garugamesh are in the records previously granted to your care. I believe you asked me of how I met a certain remarkable woman, if one could call her such.

Bahometus had regrettably escaped the Tomb, but with the help of the Tallarn and two members of the Red Scorpion Adeptus Astartes, his cult on the world of Tallarn was scattered and broken. I was in hot pursuit of three cultists fleeing the scene, all on a rough desert transport ground vehicle. I knew they were not merely running just to run. They had a place they were attempting to make before we overtook them. They drove in a deliberate direction, and the dust that billowed skyward made it impossible for us to lose them as long as we kept pace.

As the rest of the outfit purged the Tomb of whatever heretics were still within, as well as any traps that remained, I and seven rough riders rode their sturdy, genetically modified mounts in pursuit. With us, keeping up through impressive augmentations, was the remaining Red Scorpion Battle-Brother known as Bacchus, and Lazarus armed with his patented Transuranic Arquebus, who could not quite match our speed but would have little trouble making it to the destination through his infinite endurance.

The trail itself led us into a catacomb not unlike the norm of Tallarn, where many folk lived underground near aquifers to escape the intense heat of the surface. The yawning maw of the tunnel breathed air that was far cooler, something I could feel on the very small section of my face that wasn't swathed in cloth. I felt a presence as we arrived, a...strange psychic presence. It was more powerful than my own strength, but malleable and unrefined. They must have had a sorcerer, I believed. We dismounted hurriedly and entered, the Tallarns armed with laspistols and sabers, my fitting similar save for my autogun. There was only one grand door, made from a sturdy slab of wood. Such things were rare and expensive on the world.

Such subtleties was lost or a non-issue to Battle-Brother Bacchus, who, at my command, kicked the door apart as if it were so much kindling. Hookah smoke and the smell of varying collections of bodily fluids escaped the battered door. Evidently they had been prepared for us, as an anti-personnel mine detonated once Bacchus set foot within. The desert raiders and I ducked, but Bacchus was undeterred save for some burns on his Mark VIII Power Armor. Lasbolts and bullets struck the Astartes, but he suitably waded through it and unleashed his bolter. A normal autogun or lasgun was intimidating when wielded by one unfamiliar to the smell and intense noise, but it was a mouse compared to the bolter's elephant. I don't believe I had ever heard something so ferociously loud, and the reverberations of the gun hit me three paces behind the statuesque astartes. Blood and limbs flew, four men dead before they knew what hit them.

Suddenly a thing leaped from the smoke. A chaos mutant, horribly warped and tainted by chaos magic, grappling with Bacchus as a pink appendage from its chest cavity wrapped about the astartes like a constrictor. Bacchus gripped the limbs of the former-man and slammed it against the wall. I had no doubt Bacchus had it under control, but it distracted him for the moment, and so we advanced within.

Past the foyer, we could see a large central chamber filled with cushions and spiced drinks, with dead men and lurking forms that fired lasguns at us. A few archways fed into different rooms, screams and wails of ecstasy touched our ears as we cut our way through. Al-Adun cut the head off a cultist with his saber, firing into the maw of a woman-thing that had charged him, causing it to recoil in pain and give off a horrific cry. One Tallern was shot through the knee, buckling him as a turned-heretic of Tallarn ran him through with a pole of an unknown flag, likely stolen from Dasra. Naked women shouted and screamed in unconstrained fright, running away into different rooms or hiding under cushions like frightened dogs. One valiant Tallarn shot an approaching ne-er-do-well in the head, only to find his face eyeless and mouthless. A pink appendage, much like the one that bit at Bacchus, enveloped the Tallarn's own head and drowned his screams out as it consumed him.

I batted aside a strike from a chair wielding heretic, hoping to bludgeon me across the head. He didn't get the chance for a second swing, my saber opening his belly and spilling his entrails onto the floor. Kicking his body aside, I fired into the cultist that fed upon the fallen Tallarn, sticking him with five shots until it fell into the murk of the carpet. My next three shots were one hit kills, blowing out chests and brains as I methodically exterminated the filth. My psychic senses tingled, drawing my gun downwards to finish what I thought was the muted presence of whatever sorcerer lurked here. My finger had already pulled the trigger halfway when I noticed I did not aim at a cultist or mutant or even a man.

Under a large pillow, poking her head out at me were the big eyes of a woman. A slim, voluptuous woman, but a woman nonetheless, unmarred by mutation or corruption as far as I could tell. I blinked, pondering if this was some warp-inspired trick. Whatever sorcerer lay within here had to be misleading me, but I focused entirely on the woman and realized it was naught but her. There was no sorcerer here. It was just her.

I lowered my gun.
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Galt felt somewhat intimidated by the woman. Yes, there were other lovely ladies in the great dining all, many simpering to their peers or sending eyes his way. But Silke had caught his own eye for the moment, and she was a bit stronger than she looked. He appreciated that about her, as well as her forthright but warm way she carried herself. She was and graceful, though it was hard to tell in the ball gowns the ladies wore. Oh, and you want to find out, right? He asked himself sardonically.

"He's learning, but a bit slowly for my tastes," Verdick remarked with his nose in the air, though he could not help but smile at Silke's presence. Galt had the distinct feeling he was being lightly facetious at Galt's expense as well. The newly anointed count gave him a look, and then regarded Silke again.

"It is very overwhelming," He conceded, giving a gracious but handsomely curt bow. "It is my pleasure to meet you. I believe I've heard of your family, but only in passing."

That was maybe a lie. He had heard many names since he had come here, dozens upon dozens over the past day. Whether Kasper was one of them, he could not begin to recall. Galt was accustomed to lying to get ahead, though he did his best to curb that habit of his. Lying now could get him in more trouble, mostly because he had more to lose now than ever before. As he took her next question in, the King arrived. One could tell as the crowd both parted and grew larger all at once, the King's scepter easily seen through the throng of high class onlookers. Even still, some eyed Silke and Galt, but he felt better for not being the center of attention there.

As one, servants pulled the high-backed, cushioned chairs out with a low thrum of wood sliding on wood. The table was long and fitting with delectable steaming pork and chicken, with various vegetables and fruits stacked in wooden, lacquered bowls. Wine and water were brought forth, poured in glasses that were just waiting to be refilled by eager servants. Galt looked at them with confusion. They were as low born as he, but he would never have been so happy to serve. Then again, he was born outside of a great castle, where favor was worth as much as gold.

"Where is he? Where is my new Count of Gavony?" The King called, his voice rising over the din of the crowd as he ended the small talk and called for the newly anointed noble of the hour. Galt stood at attention, and Vedrick pushed Galt forward. Galt would not ignore such summons, but before he did so, without thinking he offered his arm for Silke to take. It was an unconscious action from a commoner who wanted to appear chivalrous. He did not think of the implications, and had two thoughts in his head at that very moment. 'It would be rude to ignore her so readily,' and the ever important second thought of 'cute girl, come with me.'

The King raised an eyebrow at Galt once he approached, but Galt paid it little mind except a subtle thought of 'yes, I do move quickly.'

"Lady Kasper, you are radiant as always. I see you have become acquainted with our new gentleman. Count Harrowmark, would you take a seat next to me at my table?" The King asked in proper fashion. He was a tall man, with a brown beard and hard eyes that betrayed a humorous nature when it fancied him, but Galt could imagine them flashing with wrath when provoked. The thief was going to be kneel, but realized he would pull Silke down like a ragdoll, so he gave a bow.

"I would be honored, your highness. W-Would the Lady Silke be allowed to sit next to me?" Galt inquired. His accent was thick and very unrefined compared to the rest of the assembly. Beyond their talk, a protesting voice was heard. In the midst of the crowd strode forward a younger fellow, who looked much like Duke Valdemar were he thirty years younger. He wore a more sporting vest, however. Something that could be clad atop a brigandine in case of war, and at his hip was a sidesword with a swept knucklebow. The hilt was exquisitely made, fashioned out of brass and carved into the likeness of a fiery comet.

"I do not know your game, sir, but I am to sit next to you." He remarked, eyeing Galt suspiciously. Galt blinked, perplexed at the problem. He continued with a haughty countenance. "My father and you sit closest to the King, and then it is I. You may only plant your arse there for this celebration alone. Were it a normal occasion and not your coronation, you would be a dozen seats away from his royal highness. The Lady Kasper must take her leave and be with her family, as it has always been."

"Vildraven!" The Duke Valdemar snarled, glaring at his son for his impetuous words. The tension seemed palpable, but it was broken instantly by the laughter of the King, all eyes drawn to him. It was like a mixture between rocks crashing down a hill and the chiming of great cathedral bells, rough but reverberating beyond most men's range.

"Young Duke, normally you would be correct." The King reasoned, glancing at Vildraven of Mrugalstern. The King's face, particularly his eyes, transformed before Galt's own gaze, and his earlier prediction of humor turning to wrath seemed to be providential as he watched it happen right before him. "But I believe the guest of honor may invite who he may to sit, where he may. And even were it a normal ceremony, I would think you would be more grateful to the man who saved your father's life, rather than thinking of only your own station."

Vildraven balked, his jaw clenched. Hastily, he gave his apologies and waded back into the mass of aristocrats. Galt felt a bit guilty. He began to speak, to say he could sit elsewhere with Silke, but Verdick placed a hand on his mouth and set him in a bow, bowing as well. The King looked back, and everyone was standing at attendance, ready to be seated. He smiled, satisfied, and the music continued once more as he made his way to the head of the table. To his left, the Duke Valdemar and his wife, the Lady Daliah. To his right, Galt sat, pulling out Silke's chair a bit more for her and inclining his head to her.

"Let the feast begin!" The King announced, clapping his hands.

Minutes later, once Galt had waded through the pleasantries of the King and Duke along with Silke entertaining them for a brief conversation, he turned to her and could finally answer her question.

"The Duke was, um, the Duke had been attacked by brigands. Brigands that had already captured me, you see? The guard with the Duke had been scattered or killed, and he was fighting for his life in their midst. I was... their prisoner, er..." He didn't want to admit they had tied him up for failing to steal from the Duke himself, and for debts he owed. He decided that was something he could skip. Dalti's boys had employed Galt for years as a thief and smuggler. He even liked a few of the lads. But they had tied him up and he was nothing if not a survivor. He hoped none of the ones he knew had been hanged. "I'm good with my hands and feet, so I escaped their ropes and slipped past their sentries, before I stole a horse from their hideout. As I was fleeing for my life down the forest road, I happened upon the Duke and took him aboard." He had trampled old Godwin, something he still regretted. "We were chased as far as the Grandwood, but we managed to get him safely back to his castle."
Most men had their eyes on the skies at that point, except the field medics that did impeccable work. Ten men were under careful supervision, some had IV drips and catheters whilst others received stitches when the blood loss was contained. Zeb did not know many of the intricacies of field medical knowledge, but by the end of the day, only one man died. Samson. Zeb would remember that name as the war continued.

For now, he was just glad they had gotten there in time. The vehicles were getting refueled and restocked with what fuel they had carried and whatever scraps they could find amongst the dead and ruined. Stubbers were reloaded and power packs replaced. What precious water and food they had was rationed and everyone consumed their portions. Two men with flamers walked amongst them Ork bodies, igniting whatever green flesh they could to make certain the greenskins were dead whilst simultaneously purifying the ground from the micro-spores that would have landed on the soggy ground.

"Is this what's left of your drop?" Katia asked Zeb as he finished his rations, in the midst of taking a long draught of water. He looked at her, closing the container up and placing it back in the OSV's compartment.

"No, but I can't say we made it out full strength, either. About half the regiment was killed or wounded. These were just the crazy bastards that decided it was a good idea to follow a green sergeant to find a commissar that was likely dead." He said. Katia didn't change her expression except for what he imagined was the slightest hint of a smile, though whether because they had relieved her or Zeb's gung-ho description, he couldn't tell.

"Praxidii's dead." She told Zeb, which killed Zeb's momentary bid for hope. Zeb looked at her for three long seconds, and then closed his eyes, taking a moment. He didn't shed any tears, but he let the fact and grief wash over him for a few precious moments. Once he opened his eyes, he gave a stoic nod. "He fought well. Hell of a trooper and a friend."

"Thank you," was all Zeb could say, gathering his thoughts. He would deal with it later. Some troopers would think she reported it coldly, but he had heard tales of the Valhallan Ice Warriors. He doubted anyone else could have held off the orks and kept their sanity. He needed to ask her sometime how she became a commissar. The lineage and the rank were a hell of a combination. "To that effect, I think we should keep going to Du-retour. There's men there that are under attack, and these men here need to get proper direction and cots. With your permission, Commissar."

Zeb cleared his throat, awaiting her consent or new orders. He hoped De-retour was a haven for any civilians that had escaped the worst of it as well. Agri-worlds had just, hard working folk. Hagman sat in the driver's seat as well, just listening to their conversation. If it was just Zeb he would have interrupted thrice by now, but a Commissar always brought a bit of danger to that sort of thing.
You'd actually have to write with me, then, though.

Be warned...


That's true...

Damn, this is a tough one... might just have to take my chances.
I might join this if I have time.
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