Tuesday
2:23 PM
The Skies Above Claremont
2:23 PM
The Skies Above Claremont
Fenom | Current Mood: Fenomanal!
The Fenom-Man was streaking through the sky (though not like that), the hero enjoying the light and clouds, until Ear-man spoke! Ear-man was quite powerful, he saw everything, he was even seeing him right now! Ear man told him that he needed to go to Frankie’s Pizza place, who needed help with his pizzas. This Frankie must be a great man to have a pizza place that aliens from another world would want to go to.
Ear-man even was giving him directions, but he didn’t go to Frankie’s first! Instead, he was brought before a pretty but sad lady. She looked like an old cartoon! Cartoon Lady was nice, even as she grew more legs and became a Cartoon Horse Lady, who was able to lead him to the place of Frankie.
Frankie did not impress Fenom-man, the shift manager not possessing much of the stature or charisma to impress aliens such as himself. “I hope the pizza is good.” He said, almost ominously. He would do as instructed, finding the largest uniform shirt they had and donning it as if it were his solar-energy-proof supersuit, just a couple sizes too small. He stood the counter, a blank expression on his face, watching Cartoon Horse Lady take to the kitchen.
The line would grow, and Fenom would be barking orders back, most of them nonsense, and his own injections of what he thought each customer would like. The phone would ring, unanswered as Fenom-man only accepted calls from people he knew the number of! This rolling disaster of upset customers and noise would begin to grate on the superman, and he would abruptly abandon the counter to look into the kitchen.
The sweltering heat buffeted his face, the kitchen had grown to hellish temperatures as the portal remained open and Aliens were marching about the place unimpeded. Cartoon Horse Lady seemed to have passed out from the overwhelming heat and the aggressive actions of the otherworldly pizza consumers. Fenomaman needed to save his fellow hero!
Jumping in through the order window and sending a tower of pizza boxes flying about the room, the next sensation hit him The smell of burning pizza. Fenom would pick up the Cartoon Horse Lady, and throw her back from where he had jumped, the impressive bulk of the ethereal creature pinning a customer to the floor before he managed to get out from under her. “Water the horse lady!” he proclaimed to the bewildered and angry customers.
He would save the day, the employees having abandoned their stations and the aliens now picking into the ingredients and taking their fill of the overcooked meatbread. It then flashed in his mind, the voice of the head-guy, which was very similar to the Ear-man ”The modified sequence is stabilized under heat and pressure, Alien physiology ideally forms under solar conditions, this will need to suffice.” Fenom didn’t know where that came from, but it wasn’t important right now.
He would push away an alien from one of the ovens, getting the charred pie out and putting it in a box. This seemed to not have the desired result, the chitinous creatures screeching and gnashing their mandibles. Fenom would get the pizza out onto the counter, and even begin putting ingredients together in an ad-hoc way. These were not pizzas that would honor Frankie, but they were the best a hero could make in the circumstances!
But the smell would fill his nose, pizzas cooking without the oven in the overwhelming heat, the bitter chatter of N’seth’s minions denied their worldly prize, and the complaints of people on the other side of the counter. It was all too much, and even the great Fenomaman would succumb, those pizzas no longer making it into their boxes as the clone indulged himself on piles of meats and cheeses.
By the time that the creatures retreated, the kitchen was a disaster area strewn with food, tools, boxes, and alien body parts. Fenomaman would emerge, triumphant! “Job’s done Ear Man! The Aliens are gone!” perhaps some day he would learn of his failure, but this seemed like a very successful mission.
Later...
After the shift, Fenom would arrive in the office, preferring to stand rather than fit in a chair only barely large enough for him. “Hello Ear Man!” he would proclaim with a smile. “I am doing Fe-nominal!” he says with a cheeky grin, one couldn’t be sure if he was aware of it being a gag or not. “I liked Cartoon Horse Lady, she was very nice, but not very heat-proof! She enjoyed the milkshakes afterward though.” He said with a smile. “I think most people seem nice, but they usually avoid me.” He says with some dejectedness in his tone.
“Do you like the team?” he asks bluntly, those dead eyes not giving enough of a spark to give away that he was reading the eye in the sky and the voice in his ear.

