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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@Zero Hex@Konan375@Lyla
"I'm afraid you will have to earn my respect, not expect it right at the start." Ffamran said, looking to the elderly man with a scrutinous expression. "Each and every one of you has been denied an afterlife, dragged away from any chance of rest and forced to relive all your mistakes just so, when she decided to make use of you, the Pale Lady could bring you back to use as her pawns, and you all react by sitting obediently and accepting her every order. If that doesn't describe a mere hound, I don't know what does."

He did blink in surprise, however, when Sho offered him his haori. Slipping it on, he nodded at the martial artist, giving a small grin.

"Hmm, very well. I shall accept your offer. Know that, while you have yet to earn my respect, you have at the very least earned my gratitude. Consider yourself upgraded from lowly dog to servant."

And then he turned to the man who asked him who he was and how he died, the only one who offered him any information. He scoffed when the man said his name 'might be of note'.

"Yes, I imagine it would be... If you know of Beoulve here, you would know of me. I am Ffamran sil Vadris, though you may know me as the 'Demon Prince'. I was the second in command of the legendary lich Dizarach, an old friend of my family, and I fought Beoulve many times as I tried to protect my country fr the Igrossian invasion. However, you called it a tragedy, so I suspect my final words to her fell on deaf ears."

His expression turned somewhat solemn at that, although it was clear he was doing his best to keep it under control. He turned to Ravness as she spoke again, and had to work to hide a bitter smirk. Selected for the strength of their hearts? What a stupid notion. Most likely, they were summoned for the overwhelming power they each held, so the Pale Lady could wield the strongest slaves in her ruthless crusade against the Darkness, along with any who would dare question the notion that darkness is inherently cruel and evil, and light is inherently good and pure!

After the paladin finished speaking, he nodded.

"While normally I would question the lack of detail our oh so precious benefactor has given us, I cannot say I would object to leaving this mountain in favour of somewhere warmer. I shall follow you for now, but know that I stand by what I said before. I will not blindly follow the Lights demands simply because it expects me to."
So I'm just gonna go on record and say that the episode thing came from a point of significant sleep deprivation, and ask that we never speak of it again...
"Yeah?" Giovanni asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well I'm nineteen, so you might as well be a baby in comparison."

However, he was only really pretending to be annoyed, and casually slumped down to the floor to begin his meal. Thankfully not cold yet, despite how long he'd had to wait before he could actually begin eating.

Before he could really dig in though, he was interrupted by another accusation, which considering the kind of person he was beginning to suspect Na was, had an unexpectedly sharp tone to it.

"Jeez Cat, I thought we agreed you'd watch your language..." He drawled out, barely even pausing between bites. "Can't be saying things like 'hell' around kids as young as Imp here..."

"Eat a dick." Al said simply.

"I think I'll stick with the delicious dinner I made for you. Also language."

And then Joe turned back to Na, before pointing towards his own feet, covered only in makeshift rag creations.

"Maybe don't be so quick to judge, Cat. It's rude and immature. Not everyone's a millionaire who can afford things like shoes..."

However, before Na or Al could follow up with anything, he continued, his expression turning a little more serious.

"But in al seriousness, I'm gonna go ahead and assume you've realised we're Italian by now. So you've surely realised we've been walking for quite a while. He has no shoes for the same reason I don't, because we walked so long they fell apart on our feet. Those dirty socks you looked at before assuming I neglected him? They're my socks. I just gave them to him so he wouldn't have to put up with shoddily made substitutes."

And then his expression turned lazy and dopey again, as he continued to eat.

"So you know, technically I'm the one being neglected, giving him the comfortable stuff while I get trench foot. But don't worry too much about me, I know once we find whatever settlement the survivors off all this make, I'll be able to dump him somewhere nice and take a very well deserved rest!"

"Hey, has anyone ever told you you're kind of a cunt?" Al said, pretty pissed at the way Joe was talking. "You're gonna 'dump' him somewhere and piss off? Aren't you his big brother? Just who the hell do you think you are?"

"Funny you should ask that." Joe said. "I let me tell you just who the hell I am. I go by many names. The Wanderer, the Mountain King, the Winter General, Snake Eyes... But you, you brats can just call me Battousai."
I'll try and put out a post either tonight or tomorrow.
@Ekreture
Thanks. Is it possible to reserve a little chunk of space outside of ex-imperial space and on the outer rim? Because I'm worried that all those spots will get claimed before I can finish my app.

Also, do I just telegram you for new races? Because I've got two of them.
Still working on my space orcs, progress is just a little slow.
It's true, alwaysgive your character a rival. It helps you figure out a bunch of stuff about them, while also giving them an automatic character sub-arc. Although I will say I was expecting Jeremy's rival to be one of the younger characters...
"Wow, rude..." Alex said, leaning back in his chair as Sage called him a douchenozzle. "And here I was trying to help you... Of course, Kenny got there first, which was probably a better outcome for everyone, but I figured I could goad you into trying to fight me and ending up in the same situation... Seriously though, kids these days are so ungrateful..."

Before he could do much else though, he noticed that the girl who never seemed to talk to them had arrived at the tables, talking to Fey and asking about Kennedy. He listened in, before sighing when he realised how genuinely worried Fey sounded.

"Alright Fey, listen. I know you're worried about Ken, but he's a big boy. He knows what he's doing, and I'm sure things'll be just fine. So let's all just calm down, don't worry too much, and see how things play out, hmm?"

@Mokley
Oh, right. Then... I guess the gist of it is that she'd take Jeremy's side here.
@Mokley@Zoro
Well, the manager is Jeremy's sister, Eleanor, so yeah, if you wanna play her I'd be cool with it. She'd probably just end up being a louder version of Jeremy in this situation though. Reserved enough to not go around calling Joao a tool, but still firmly of the opinion that the missing posters thing was shitty…
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