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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Wham, time skip to next morning probably!
"What? No!" Al said quickly. "We wouldn't be leaving my sister, I could never leave her behind! Your brother, on the other hand, has done nothing but act like a right bastard, both to us and you. And let's be honest, I reckon we're more likely to die with him than without. Hell, I nearly killed him before, and it was easy! That doesn't sound like someone who could protect us. It doesn't sound like someone who can protect anything."

However, he quickly stopped talking when Na walked back in.

"Yeah, I'm done." He replied to her. "I guess I'll turn in too. Not much to do now that it's dark anyway..."

He gave Nino one last look, before heading to the other room. Despite his words, he wasn't anywhere near prepared enough to put his plan to action just yet, but if Nino was wrong, if that jackass couldn't protect them like Nino was saying, then he would sure as hell be working on it.
@PrinceAlexus
Hey look! A picture of Jeremy after he shaved!
Yeah, I'm still here and ready to go!
@Briza
Yeah, probably.
"Who the hell cares if you aren't related by blood?" Al asked, practically seething at this point. "That doesn't make you a burden! I don't care what he's done for you! You're a human being, and he's talking like you're a ball and chain strapped to his feet! You should talk back to him, otherwise he'll keep treating you like crap forever!"

He gave the frail boy a vigorous nod when he mentioned his sister.

"You're damn right, I do! And unlike your scumbag brother, I like to make sure she knows it."

He paused, before nodding resolutely and standing up.

"You know what? I'm not letting things go this way. Tonight, we should leave. Make our escape while that jackass is still asleep. Maybe then he'll realise how important it is not to treat the only people who like you like crap!"

Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Giovanni continued to relax on the bed.

"Tempting, but I think I'll pass. Leave practising what you preach to the people who actually care about being called a hypocrite."

He sighed as she got up to leave.

"Well, at least you understand a little." He said. "Once you'be finished eating, get some rest. Big day tomorrow, and we wanna be up an leaving pretty early in it."

Once she's left though, the tired, easy going smile on his face warped into a frown, and he rubbed his temples in frustration.

"I guess I said something pretty shitty again, huh?"
@Zoro
Nah nah, it's all good! I can write around other people's posts, even if it has me doing something else entirely! Also with the fact that I'm pretty sure I've personally killed an increasingly large number of RPs over the last couple of months through those very methods, I'd say that's perfectly understandable.

Also, Jeremy never runs unless lives are in danger, and even then they'll have to be pretty important lives in his eyes.
So, I really don't wanna fall out of this like I did in season one, so what happened while I was gone? And are there any openings for everyone's favourite totallynothomeless guy to make an appearance at?
Kinda wish I'd found this earlier, because I'm pretty interested, even if I'm just a side character. I do have to ask though, does this mean breaking the sun is dead? Because I've had more time to post recently, so I might actually be able to keep it off the increasingly long list of Rps I've personally killed.

Either way, I'm noticing both your characters are too happy and easy going, so I reckon you'd do well to take in a lovably sarcastic pessimist, whose friendly but easily overwhelmed. The Chandler of the group, if you will. And as you guys know, I can play quite the convincing pessimist!
@Zoro @Mokley@Not Fishing@Briza
"Yeah yeah, just pin those posters back up, Glasses." Jeremy said, but barely had time to turn around before his sister had apparently teleported behind him. Used to her sneaking up on him after twenty one years of living with the woman, he barely even jumped. "Oh sis, you're here already. Cool…"

He immediately turned around spouting PR trash to the girl who'd asked about the glasses, before proceeding to talk about him like he wasn't five feet away, talking shit about him and acting like he even had a reason to be dishonest about the situation.

"Hey, jerk, I'm still he-"

However, he was quickly cut off by his sister, who told him to get back to the kitchen. He almost considered arguing his case for a moment, but quickly thought better of it. He didn't want to piss her off too badly after all. He'd have to defend himself once she'd finished trying to placate the douche. And so, with a sigh, he walked back to the kitchen. Before he exited the front however, he looked over to the tall guy, who'd decided what he wanted to eat.

"I'll get that egg sandwich and juice out in a sec." He called over, before stepping out of sight.

He'd barely begun cooking again when he heard the sounds of shouting and clattering out the front. Running out, he saw all the customers from before standing around, seemingly fine. He did take note of the milkshake that had been splattered all over Glasses's shoes, giving him a brief swell of satisfaction.

Until, of course, he realised he was wiping the milkshake up with another missing poster.

"Jesus Glasses, what's wrong with you?" He said, frustration clear in his voice as he grabbed the poster out of the idiots hands. "You can read, right? You do understand what these letters mean, don't you? It's a missing kid on that poster you're ruining… Stop acting like a moron, or else one of the jumpy idiots here is just gonna get pissed and shoot you!"

He turned to the girl, deciding that he'd have better luck getting an answer out of her than the idiot.

"So what was all that noise? What happened?"
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