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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Well, this looks like some pretty fun shizzityuck! Still room for me to make a C-class loser who will eventually usurp the position of best boy?
"WHOA WAIT WHAT THE DICKS?! DID THIS LOSER JUST POST AGAIN?!"
Yeah, hey guys. Guess who finally managed to crawl back. Me. That's who. Sorry it took so long. I'm a chronic procrastinator. Also sorry it's so short. Baby steps, you know?
@Conscripts@Raging Fenrir@Jay Kalton

Igarashi Renzo


Ren groaned as he sat up, before grabbing the girls hand with a surprisingly carefree grin considering what had just happened.

"Nah, don' worry 'bout it!" He said with a chuckle, although it quickly turned into an audibly painful cough. For a second, his head whipped around to look at the ground he'd coughed onto, before nodding. "No blood this time. 's a good sign."

Then he looked back up to the girl, deciding he'd better just stand up on his own before his weight just caused him to accidentally pull her over as well.

"Anyway, yeah, like I said, 's mostly my fault. Wasn' watchin' where I was goin', shoulda looked both ways."

It wasn't long before he was back on his feet, albeit a little shakily. Once he was confident he'd made it up, however, he gave his friends, new girl included, another grin. This one was even accompanied by a thumbs up! That had to make her feel less bad about the whole thing, right?

"See? I'm fine!" He said loudly, even as he swayed from side to side a little. "'s not even the first time it's happened. I've been so used to the country that comin' 'ere to the big city has messed with my head a little. Bein' honest, you're actually the fifth cyclist to hit me in the last four days, so yeah, probably not'cha fault!"
"Now..." Ualla said, a defeated tone to his voice as he answered Perillian. "We get to work, as we always have. I... I don't like it, but the fact of the matter is that Mor is gone. We can't do anything about that, but we also can't let it stop us from doing our jobs. We're the gods, and if we can't have him with us, you can be damn sure we're gonna build a world to remember him."

He sighed and began to weave together strands of DNA with his new hands, looking over the assembled gods and goddesses.

"Now, listen. Give me three hours. I'll speed the life cycle in the Spiritwilds up, so you can all have your little races to run around ripping the world up before the day is out." He sighed in frustration, speaking quickly to cut off anyone who might decide to pipe up over his uncharacteristic behavior. "Yes, it's a change in tradition, and ya better believe I'm not happy with it, but... I don't think I could stand to live in a world this empty for very long... Not now..."

As he spoke, he pulled a seed from his chest and flung it into the void, which sprouted into a door. He began to walk towards the door, before stopping and looking back to his fellow deities, the weight of his age showing even on his dark, relatively featureless face.

"An' I know I just said this, but please, don't let this turn into a war for the throne. We are a family, and I'll be damned if I see us tear ourselves apart just over that bloody chair!"

And then he pushed the door open, revealing a massive forest which could still be seen growing, and stepped into the truest wilds to exist.

"Now... Let's get started." He said, as the substance that could only be called 'primordial ooze' began to pour out of his hands.
@over easy@WittyReference

"Hate to break it to you pal, but I don't shapeshift, I possess." Joseph said to the metalbender. "And sadly, asshole is my default, so there's no changing that either. But you know what? I'm gonna play nice and help you out. Doesn't matter what that thing is, I could beat the shit outta it any day of the week."

He looked back to Thalia, a friendlier tone to his voice again.

"Well, I'm in a cat." He clarified. "Not much of a body, but you can't really be picky when your only other option is dying with your original body, you know?"

He did his best to raise a brow when she suggested that he of all people would have trouble fighting the creature, although he did find a little bit of amusement in the idea that he would be snuggling it to death.

"I'll leave those for plans b and c, but I could do it. You've seen this body, it's frackin' adorable. Still though, have you perhaps forgotten how goddamn amazing my soul is? I could turn this shit into a blade that'd have Guts asking me what I'm compensating for..."

Despite how much he could continue along that line of thinking, he decided to leave it be when he saw the expression on her face. She was probably thinking about Rina's usual thought process when it came to her tests, and while he had originally planned to just ignore the rules and relieve some stress on whatever monster she'd thought up for them, seeing how apprehensive Thalia looked about it made him stop and think for a moment.

"Ah, fine..." He said, turning once more to Heph. "Hey Khal Drogo, hold up a sec. The plans decent, but you might need to change it up a little. Instead, we're probably gonna be looking for a way out, so if you can figure it out, you might wanna alter it to something we can use while on the move."

He then looked back to Thalia, an only slightly irritated expression on his face from her request.

"So now you want my help, huh?" He asked, a smugness that could not hope to be matched by mere mortals in his voice. "Well, fine, but it'll cost you later."

He let her pat him for just a couple of moments, before her position was suddenly different, like an abrupt frame cut in a badly animated movie, and she was saying something about finding a way out.

"Ok... Kuuuh... Conan the Barbarian. That was Jason Momoa rig-... Yeah... Yeah that was him! Yeah, alright Conan, you heard Tali right? We'd better get ready. I'll let you know if I see the monster man with my superior night vision so you guys don't have to fumble around in the dark... You know, like idiots..."
Yay! I guess I'd better get to work too then!
I'm either gonna make a lovably awkward Trandoshan who seems like he would be completely out of place in this hive of scum and villainy, or what essentially boils down to Chiss Starlord.
Joseph was beginning to get kind of bored at this point, as nobody seemed to be interested in trying to get him out, meaning he couldn't start his rant. He did find himself as the target of a few interesting reactions though, so it wasn't all bad. Highlights included the part where one of the women present looked at him like he was some kind of lovecraftian abomination, which to be fair, there was always the slight possibility that he actually was without realising it...

Then there was the part where... apparently Jason Momoa walked up to him, asking why nobody had offered him milk and spouting some crap about how black cats where unlucky. He did consider using that to jump into the rant, but the guy was holding milk cupped in his hands right in front of his face, and he was worried that doing anything to startle the guy might result in him jumping, which in turn could easily leave him completely drenched in the stuff.

Instead, he decided to just give the guy an 'are you serious?' look, because it looked like the guy really expected him to drink the milk directly out of his hands! At least put it in a bowl or something!

Before he could think too much on it however, his attention was caught by Rina officially starting the meeting, and he decided to just sit get comfortable and listen. It didn't take long for him to realise what she was doing, having been through a fair few of her simulations back in the good old days. For a moment, he considered ignoring the prompts and remaining outside the illusion, giving him a chance to speak with Rina one on one. However, he decided before too long to just go along with it. After all, he could always speak to her afterwards, and a few of these people didn't seem like the kind to take an adventure like this too well.

In all honestly, it actually felt more relaxing than anything else, as he felt the chair drop out from beneath him, dropping him on the cave floor. Of course, he landed easily on his feet, because cat, and then spent a few moments watching and chuckling as the others lost their shit. Of particular interest was the guy who'd tried to make him drink the milk out of his hands, who immediately began to swear and ask for ore.

Well, what the hell... If there was ever a time for a badass reveal, it was probably here.

"Hey Aquaman, you mind calming down a little?" He said, not quite able to keep the snark from his voice as he wandered over to stand in the direction of the growling. "What're you even panicking about, it's probably just some stupid monster... Or a random asshole. Either way, nothing we can't handle, assuming anyone here has actual decent powers..."

As he looked over the group once more, his eyes widened slightly, noticing something he'd missed before.

"Wait, Thali?" He asked, before trying to grin. Of course, it isn't all that easy to grin with a cats face, so it really came off looking more like a smirk than anything. "Jeez, I didn't see you before, I just assumed you died too! Nice to see you still up and kicking, even if you probably aren't gonna be contributing much to this fight. Like, at all..."
Neato.
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