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7 mos ago
Current bro wtf
7 yrs ago
Merry Christmas boyos, don't forget to, like, be a good person and stuff. Also start thinkin of a new years resolution you'll actually go through with.
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8 yrs ago
Status update: staying up all n8ght fuckin sucks and procrastination is a vile temptress.
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9 yrs ago
4 months into this hole 'being a responsible adult thing' and I've come to a conclusion: It sucks and I want to go back to the days where I didn't have to plan out my game time.
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9 yrs ago
Was supposed to be productive tonight. . . will try to be productive in the morning
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Xavier "I severely doubt I'll ever get used to that, but I guess we'll see. And you know who my dad is huh, so what is he like, I'd like to hear fromma fresher and less biased opinion than that of my mom. " Xavier finally looked down and gave a sigh of relief to see that Gwen had clothed herself, giving her a nod when she told him the reason for it. 'Even though it's not her fault, that's a strike against Vyper bolt, because stripping women were a bit of an unwanted distraction for a young mage like myself, one I'd like to avoid if possible.' Speaking off, Xavier looked at the guild marks on his hand, quickly deciding that whatever guildnhe chose, he'd have the guild mark moved to rest on his left eye. Reason, cause he thought it be cool to show his proof of guild membership by just closing his eye. He'd look like a total boss, he was sure of it. "So, you guys doing anything right now, be it a request, an errand, or just lazing about. Also, what are the rules for smoking in the guild halls." An imoortant thing to ask, he hoped neither guild forbade it. Soeaking of smokkes,,he looked down at the one he had dropped, quickly picking it up and tossing it in the air. He took the his current one out of his mouth and opened wide to catch the falling cancer stick in his mouth, chewing it a bit before swallowing, savoring the dual flavor before placing the other one in, which he quickly finushed off and replaced with another. "Oh, and if your curious, my magic type is Tephra God Slayer magic, Tephra being volcanic ash. It's a pretty awesome magic if I do say so myself, and don't let my age fool you, I'm rather adept at using it and always testing the limits of what I can do with it."
Something tells me Xavier will have a very intimate understanding of the Vyper Bolt Guild Hall ceiling before the day is over. Just a feeling.
Xavier "What do you mean what'd I do, is this a jail or s- WHY THE HELL IS SHE NAKED!?!?" Xavier face went from confusion to shock and embarrassment as he looked up from the guy who face-planted in front of him to the pretty dark haired woman who didn't have a scrap of clothing on here. Not even underwear. 'Whoa, wait, no, bad Xavier, stop it rigjt now, focus on something else, anything else but the marvelously tempting sight before you.' Xavier, with some degree of difficulty, removed his eyes from Chromes nude form and looked, instead, at the ceiling. It was a very nice ceiling, ornately carved, good support, and seemed to be made out of some kind of oak. Yep, nothing better than staring at the ceiling. "Um, so yeah, joining harpy was sorta the plan. My dad is a part of that guild, maybe you've heard of him. His name is Revan, he's tall, looks to be around his late twenties, dark hair, red eyes, laziest bastard you've ever met. That's how my mom described him, by the way, I've never met the guy. He wouldn't happen to be here, would he?" As he spoke, Xavier never once took hus eyes off the ceiling, crushing every urge he had to lower his gaze. Upon hearing the Gwen's proclamation, his answer was instantaneous. "Harpy's Wing it is, cause while Vyper sounds fun, I can't say I'd be to comfortable hanging around a naked woman 24/7. Actually, I'm positive I wouldn't." He quickly took out another cigarette, lemon flavored thus time, since his last one hade fallen out of his mouth. He lit it, then nearly smoked it down to the base in one go, holding the smoke in for a bit before he let it out in a long stream. "Also, why the nickname little prince, if you don't mind me asking. Also, could you please but some clothes on, please?" 'Damn, this is a damn good ceiling. I could stare at it all day, and considering the present course of events, I probably will be doing just that.'
Can somebody in the Guild Hall talk to Xavier, so we can get some action going in the RP.
Nex only nodded and smile, staring at the woman for a time with his head cocked to the side, eating the rest of the fruit as he did so. After he had finished it, core and all, he just smiled and turned to walk away. He didn't say a word, simply walked away in search of something else to entertain him. He was surprised as a large amount of people had arrived, one in particular drawing his attention, or more specifically, what was on her back. He quickly zipped over to her, barely noticing the blonde man by her side as he stopped in front of her, bouncing on his feet and clapping his hands together, eyes wide with wonder and excitement. "Awesome, is that a cannon? Are you going to come help us? COOOOOOOOOOOOOL, your going to make the spider go 'BOOOOOOOOM' and splatter evrywhere in burning chunks and it'll be amazing! Can I touch, can I hold it, can I have it, I really want one. Wait, neve mind, just let me hold, all I need to do is hold it Where did you get it, tell me where, please, please, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaasssse?!?!" As he was jumping in place with excitement, Nex began to shapeshift unconsciously with each bounce, alternating between his original form, one of a small girl with blonde hair, a strange bipedal lizard creature with blue scales, another girl, this one much older and very voluptious, then starting all over again. "Oh, my name is Nex, Nex is me, I am Nex, what is your name?" Nex asked, remembering his manners at the last second.
Yo Chuks, don't forget to post for Nathan and Caroline. @chukklehed
Nex's cloak flew outwards as a tendril of black intercepted the fruit that seemed to be headed his way, spearing it right through the center. It retreated slightly, stopping only to allow Nex to pull the fruit off of it, then it dispersed nothingness. Nex took a bite out of it, enjoying the taste of it, sweet yet tart at the same time. Nex walked over to the person who has thrown the fruit, his ever present smile still plastered on his face. "You know it's not nice to throw things lady, people could get hurt. But now that you've stopped trying to be sneaky, Nex can ask you who you are. Nex likes having a lot of friends, would you like to be one of them?" Nex continued to munch on the fruit, nodding towards the lady as he continued to speak. "Also, thanks for fruit, it's very good." @Water Akira
Nex nodded as Hazael correct him in how to say her name. "Got it, Hazael, not Hazel. Nex will make sure to remember that. As for name, Nex doesn't remember, so Nex goes by Nex, I am Nex, Nex is me, Nex is Nex." He giggled slightly, at a joke only he seemed to hear or understand. He took some time to fold up the flyer and stuff it into the cloak he was wearing. Underneath said cloak, Nex was wearing no shirt, some gauze wrappings around his arms that went from his hands down to his elbows, and some ragged black breeches that seemed to be falling apart at the seems. He also wore a thick, black belt, which seemed to have something attached to it, but it couldn't be seen due to the cloak hiding it from view. "Nex came cause Nex was bored, Arachnoblaster sounds like fun. Oh," Nex turned around quickly to address the red headed stranger, taking a secind to look at the sword. He could ferk some kind of energy from it, meaning it must be enchanted, though what that might be was a mystery. Turning his eyes back up to the swords owner face, he smiled again. "Glad to meet you, Red head, my na e is Nex, what is your name, and is it okay if I call you Red Head?" Nex also wanted to say high to the lady on the bench, but she was trying to be sneaky, and it would be rude of him to point her out like that.
Xavier "Well then fuck you too, I guess." Xavier muttered under his breath as the other boy left, paying no mind to the small scolding he had been given. He had heard ones exactly like it a thousand times in the past, and would likely hear it a million more times in the future. He didn't even bother informing people that it didn't hurt him anymore, it was just too much of a hassle for him. He pulled out another cigarette, lit it up, and took another drag, taking a moment to identify the flavor. 'Strawberry, no, Lemon, no, both yeah, definitely both. When did I get that flavor? Oh well, time to make my entrance.' Xavier then jumped off the roof, slowing his descent using small, concentrated blasts of tephra until he made it to the ground. Once he landed he took,ine more second to flip the bird at the back of the other god slayer before turning around to facethe guild hall doors. "Well, this is it. Come Xavier, don't chicken out now, you got this." With his slightly frazzled nerves, but a confident look on his face, he opened the door and walked in, giving a wave to those inside. "Hello members of Vyper Bolt and Harpy's Wing, my names Xavier and I'm here to join your guild."
Why is that anyway, did it ever get explained or was itnjust a running gag?
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