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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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"Hmmm..." He said, inspecting a vase in the hallway. "This looks expensive."

After exploring some of the mansion he'd found himself in and as he'd found out, besides its abnormal size it was relatively normal, which was a little disappointing. But he wasn't going to let that get him down, there was the rest of the mansion to explore. Suddenly, he heard footsteps ahead of him. He whipped around and saw a person with strange eyes staring at him.

"Oh! You must be..." He was about to say he was the owner of the mansion but he kind of didn't look like it. The mansion had an overall gothic theme and this guy kind of looked like an evil-overlord type. "Actually who are you?"

Then he noticed that there was another person leaning on his shoulder. She seemed to have somewhat similar clothes except she was wearing a dress. She was rather pretty in actual fact and her dress did sort of look like a wedding dress...

"Ummm... Am I disturbing something here?" He asked tentatively.
He saw the entrance to the Ravine proper up ahead. It was pretty dark but so was everything else in the world. He dashed in blindly through the shadows, he knew the path was straight so it was probably fine. But pretty soon after he entered he saw light up ahead. Ahead of him, he saw a weird rock-beast thing standing on what seemed to be straight up pillars for legs, some weird pitchfork arms and even a volcano for a head.

It was super weird but whatever it was, it was going down.

"A new challenger appears!" He shouted.

He crouched down and then leaped upwards, his Zweihanders always above him. Normally going through rock just with a Zweihander would've been difficult but first of all, gravity; second of all, his jump height was like 12 feet; and third of all, he had two Zweihanders. He brought his blades down on one of the weird volcano-pitchfork-crab thing's knees, easily shattering it and staggering the beast.

"Hey Akemi!" He called out to his fellow veteran, "That was good right? I did well right? What even is this thing?"
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Yeah go get the raid, wait no, get the shotgun, and the grenades, and the flamethrowers, fuck that get my space station we gotta nuke it from orbit.


You might need all that depending on how it goes :3
I guess I can jump in and smash him up, but it didn't really feel like 10 minutes had passed so I wasn't going to
Yes, I'm being an emo git. Sorry about that, and sorry for giving Lucas such a disappointing debut.


Nah, you're fine. It's not like we can all come in walking away from an explosion.
"Do you want to live?" A voice said, drifting through his consciousness. His eyes slowly opened, but he couldn't see a thing. "I know not what you're life has been, but surely this is no worthy end."

He could vaguely see a shadowy form in front of him, maybe someone he knew.

"What's the point of living, if all that waits for me is darkness?" He said.

The figure leant over him, and he could feel that they were smiling.

"What if I take you beyond the darkness?" The figure continued, "There are ages past this, worlds beyond yours, wouldn't you like to know them?"

"I don't want to know anything." He said. "I just want to sleep..."


He woke up suddenly. Red light filtered through the leaves, giving him enough illumination to see. He looked down at himself and saw his own familiar form. The small, striped body with his dainty limbs. He felt relieved as he crawled out of the bush he was in.

"That was a weird dream." He said, "It feels important somehow."

He got up to his feet and shook himself awake, shaking off some black leaves which had come with his body. He'd decided to sleep in a bush after he'd gotten lost in the forest, and it had been quite comfortable.

"Hnnng, where's my blobfish?" He said, stifling a yawn. He plodded over to the back of the bush and rustled around for a few seconds before finding something squishy. He pulled back but it was kind of stuck. He dug in his back legs, sqaured his shoulders and started to heave. With a plop! the blobfish came away from the bush.

"Life is a relentless torrent of filth and misery." It said dramatically.

"Are you repeating your lines now? You said that just before I went to sleep too."

"The darkness hides the truth of all things."

It was pointless to keep going like that, the blobfish wouldn't respond with anything other than edgy one-liners so he just put it in his mouth and trotted along through the forest. After he'd woken up, he'd spent a lot of time wandering from place to place. He sort of knew where he was going but he got blind-sighted every now and again.

"What's with this forest, anyway?" He said aloud.

It was rather odd, because all of the trees he'd seen so far were relatively normal while pretty much every plant in this forest he was in was entirely black. But still, he wasn't going to let it get him down. Surely he'd find something interesting in the forest.

"Oh, there's a clearing up ahead!" He said, surprisingly clear even through a mouthful of blobfish.

He upped his pace and broke through the trees to find see a Mansion in the middle of the woods.

"Wow, there was something!" He said.

It didn't really look abandoned but there wasn't anyone in it at that time. Maybe they were all out. He trotted over to the front door and inspected it. They were some pretty ornate double doors but the decorations were kinda dark. Black trimmings and that kind of thing.

He wiggled a little and jumped up, grabbing onto the door handle. He pulled it down with some resistance, and the door swung inwards. The entrance hall was quite a creepy sight just by itself. Most of it was covered in shadows with the only light coming from windows above threw everything into a red tint.

"Wow..." He said, a sparkling starting to come into his eyes, "This place is so cool!"

He merrily trotted off into the house, in search of whatever secrets it may have.
Illegal Stuff Pty. Ltd.

"Emperor, intrusion has been detected." Theo said.

Alto could see him out of the corner of his eyes, his black hair and the i'll-be-neutral-even-when-the-world-explodes look in his eyes were easily recognizable.

"Intrusion masked." Con said on the other side of him.

She looked similar to Theo except she looked more like a little girl while Theo looked about 19-ish.

"Wow... You guys are so intense," Alto said, "You realize you're just watching a movie from over my shoulders right?"

Alto was at his computer, in his office, in his skyscraper, in his company which he'd made. On the screen, he was watching Mission Impossible and he wasn't entirely sure why they were so into it.

"Yes."
"Yes."

They both said, eyes still firmly fixed on the screen.

"You guys..." Alto sighed. These two were physical projections of his two robot arms. They had a consciousness but they were limited to his arms until he made a program to manifest their physical forms. Both of them were technically coming out of his left arm which was Theo because he had the mystic space energy stuff while Con had the Black Steel.

They basically had functional human bodies but they didn't technically have bodily functions. It went as far as senses and movement and that was just about it.

"Is that transfer done yet?" He paused the movie and he noticed Con drooped slightly. It was barely noticeable but her mouth turned into a very slight frown as he tabbed out to his other window. "Sweet, 90%." he said.

He was actually hacking a certain scientific database and he was stealing all of some unfortunate scientist's research on meta-prosthetic interactions. Truth be told, he'd written the entire theory on the whole thing and he was only stealing the guy's research results after repeating Alto's experiments, because you need to confirm that your experiment can be repeatable to prove theories and doing it himself would've taken the better part of a week which he didn't want to lose.

Instead, it was now only taking the better part of his lunch break, and he could go back to eating ice cream very soon.

"Sure am glad I lied about that." He said, switching back to the movie.

Yeah, he'd said he'd done multiple experiments on it but he'd only done about 6. But he already knew it would work, so he didn't feel like doing any more. But thanks to his lies, someone else did his work for him and proved that his theory really was right, and now all he had to do was change the names around, edit the powers a little and he would have a full research study done, proving that Meta powers could be streamed through prosthetics.

Being illegal really did have its benefits. Suddenly, his phone rang. He picked it up and started talking.

"I'm almost done up here." He said. He stepped back from the desk so Theo and Con could watch without disturbing them. "He was actually there? You were wearing a mask right?"

He stepped over to the window and looked out over Los Angeles.

"You got the back-ups as well right?" He said, pausing for a few seconds. "Good, the money will be in your account soon."

He went to hang up, but there was one more thing said.

"Illegal Stuff's the name of the game Sefia," He said, smiling mischeviously, "Illegal Stuff Pty. Ltd."
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Well, his is relatively innocent, maybe they (or we, considering I am a villain right now) took advantage of that fact. Or, give him some sort of personality or background detail that drives him to evil.


That's something I can do, I suppose. I'll be reading through the IC for a bit to see how stuff's going on

Name: Sume-san
Age: ????
Race: Yokai
Gender: Presumably male
Measurements Normal Form: Height - 1 foot, Length - 2.5 feet, Width - 0.5 Feet, Weight - 9.01 kg

Personality: Always bright and cheery. Although he lives in the Crimson Sky filled with malformed monstrosities, he's always positive and strives to keep an upbeat attitude and be generally cute. He takes satisfaction in the small things in life, and can be rather patient as well. The blobfish in his mouth is very different however.

It may as well not really be a living organism as it only reacts with depressing, edgy one-liners in a distinct, depressive Australian accent with lines such as; "Life is a relentless torrent of filth and misery" or "What is the point of joy when we all know the world is going to end some day?" on the list.

Skills and Powers: Transformation - He has the ability to transform into several previously extinct Crimson Beasts (if there is an ecology in there). Currently, only three of his forms are truly powerful and the rest may as well be trivial in terms of combat potential. The transformation is actually permanent and he doesn't actually change back unless he wants to.

Lacertes - Despite its fearsome appearance, its attacks are quite basic. Its only special features are its high vitality and its tough scales which make it difficult to take down, as well as its surprising bursts of speed making it easy to catch people off guard. Capable of flight, if he's in trouble he can also make it evolve into Lacertes Ferra gaining a considerable boost to weight and defense while keeping its speed high.

Desperadon - Slower than Lacertes but lacking none of the power, the Desperadon is in a sense his secret weapon. When backed into a corner with no choice but to fight, the Desperadon can enter a rage like state, boosting its physical abilities and letting it shoot lasers out of its mouth.

Xalos - His most powerful form, it has more power than the Desperadon and comparable speed to Lacertes. It is also capable of emitting short ranged electricity from its body. When in trouble, Xalos can gain the ability to project its lightning in the form of bolts, upgrading it to Xalos Fulmina. If he's really in trouble, then out comes Xalos Omega.

Bio: One day he woke up, and he simply was. Or, that's how he would describe it. When he woke up, he discovered he was existed and his life began. He looked around him, and saw familiar surroundings which confused him. He had never been here before, he had never been anywhere before, so how did he know it?

All he had was feelings. As he walked, he felt like he just understood. The world around him was his world, but it wasn't reality. The beasts he passed by were like him, but he was different. The blobfish in his mouth was important... for some reason. He knew all of these things without really knowing them, as well as one last thing. If he just stayed where he was, none of his questions would be answered.
Equipment: Blobfish
Other: It is currently unknown what his blobfish does.
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Well, now that your character is more defined, I can evaluate it. I guess you're approved, as long as you join the villains side it's ok. Anything to troll @TheWindel Hernia is is fine, hahaha.


I don't really know how to villain with this guy

Also, can someone tell me what's going on right now?
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