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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Awww man :(. I wanted to pick up the dude with the grenade launcher @Kol mentioned and then take his grenade launcher and shoot the gunners off the tank while flying by and then kill the dude and turn the exp crystals into materials for a molotov to take out the tank

Guess I'll have to think of something else then
Question, in Deep Ground are you able to grab someone else's gun and shoot it at people?
Well, first post was 4th of August so it's not quite a whole year yet

"Professions? What the hell...?" He said.

Kosuke was back in Deep Ground. He was pretty tired but there was still a great deal of time until the day was over so he'd logged back. Apparently there had been a major patch and now they had Professions, and he also he found out he was level 4. He still wasn't sure what had happened to him these past few days but for now he was chalking it up to some kind of bizarre amnesia. It certainly looked like it would've been him who had been doing stuff these past few days. He'd taken Titan's Grip which he'd been planning to do for a while now, and 'Bounty Hunter' was right up his alley as well.

"Wonder what the forums are like these days." He said, flicking his stats screen to the side.

It seems there were a couple of rant threads running around about the new update. He used to play a bunch of other MMOs when he was younger so it wasn't that surprising. There was always a few after a major update and most of the time there was a "Taking a break/leaving because of x update" thread front and center on the forums, but that wasn't exactly a choice you could make in Deep Ground so at least he was spared that kind of cringe.

However, there was one front page thread not about the update that did catch his eye however...

BLACK GUILD UNDER ATTACK FROM WITHIN
By: Candid Eye

I don't know what's going on but there seems to be infighting amongst the people in the Black Guild. It seems like the general outlaws are trying to stage a coup or something, heck if I know. Here are some pictures:


There were four pictures each seemingly from the same building but facing a different direction, and the last one had him in it...

"Dude..." Kosuke said, turning around. "What the hell?"

On the rise behind him, Candid Eye stood.

"What? I need it." He said, putting his camera down for a second. "If I make a good enough offering, maybe the newspaper club will finally let me in..."

Candid Eye had applied for the Newspaper club at some point but he'd been rejected on the basis of being a creepy-ass motherfucker in real life. He also had a penchant for... taking pictures of things that shouldn't be taken pictures of, which was a reputation the Newspaper Club didn't want. His personal motto was "No photo too risqué" after all, and sometimes he forgot he didn't have an x-ray camera in real life.

As for why Kosuke knew him, well the dude asked him whether he could take pictures of the sweepers he was working with at the time and then apparently he stopped going to anyone else because Kosuke had been cool with it. He was probably here for more than just the pictures. The Newspaper club was always understaffed and just recently everyone knew how much they'd missed with Corpse Collector and whatnot. If Candid Eye got an inside story here, then he'd have some good ammo for the Newspaper Club.

"Don't think I could use yours though," He said, "It makes it look like you're jumping in but you haven't done shit, have you?"

That was true. When he'd logged in, the conflict had already started so he had been waiting for it to die down somewhat before asking.

"Getting some good shots of Eclipse Princess though... And that... Abyss Walker?" He said, stepping in closer for a better angle. "Why don't you jump in and make it a three-way?"

Kosuke and Candid Eye were directly above the two he had mentioned, and there was also someone else off to the side who didn't seem to be doing any fighting so he ignored her presence for now. He wasn't familiar with any of them, but at the very least he was a sweeper, and it's not like he was doing anything else right now. He wanted to do some sweeping here and he'd really love some of that exp.

"Fine, whatever, I'm jumping in." He said, placing his foot on the edge of the building.

He heard rapid camera shots behind him as he jumped off. He hopped onto his lance mid-air and boosted straight into a level 2 outlaw trying to attack Eclipse Princess, killing him instantly.

"You two mind telling me what's going on around here?" He asked.


@KoL@VarionusNW@Caits
Arkadian Elesir



"The Ebony Strykers?" Arkadian said.

That was sort of a surprise. It didn't have much bearing for him because he wasn't actually affiliated with them or against them either, though maybe this event would put him at odds with them. He wasn't sure how true the statement about the rogue being an outlaw was, but all he knew was that the ones attacking her were the ones with names flashing red. If they weren't outlaws, then he didn't know what was.

The warlock's magic fist raced towards Christopher. Even if he'd been able to, Christopher wouldn't have dodged it but he was always forced unconscious when charging Cosmosis anyway. Just as the fist was about to hit, Cosmosis discharged, offsetting the force of the fist somewhat, but it wasn't enough to dissipate it. Christopher was sent flying backwards straight into Arkadian with a stunned status as well.

Arkadian caught him but he was propelled backwards as well, right into the waiting arms of the duelist...

"Got you now, brat!" He shouted.
"Huh? Oh shoot, I forgot about you!" Arkadian said.

He flailed his legs around like he was swimming as the duelist tried to grab for him. Arkadian managed to knock the duelist away but he was still going forward.

"Christopher, help!" He squeaked.

The stun status expired and Christopher's eyes flickered open. He started flying forward while Arkadian flailed his legs until they stood fell at a standstill(?). Now they were basically at square one again.

"Uhhh..." Arkadian said. "What do I do now?"


@Lucius Cypher@Scarifar
Arkadian Elesir



Christopher's attack had worked just as planned, but without Cosmosis charging his health would fall into the critical very quickly. He needed to act fast.

"Christopher!" Arkadian called out as they entered freefall, "Come here!"

This bounded field wasn't something Arkadian had ever seen before. It wasn't something he could really do anything in... but this was Christopher's home turf. The Duelist and him began to plummet but Christopher took flight. Wounded as he was, he could still fly. He plunged downwards into Arkadian's arms. Christopher immediately began to charge Cosmosis as Arkadian began to remove the sword. Christopher's health dipped much lower than he would've liked, but he didn't die and his health began shooting back up again.

Arkadian let out a happy sigh and looked around a little. If only for a moment he had a slight reprieve. The Duelist was doing his darndest to try and get Arkadian which was understandable. He took a look at the other mage that seemed to be with them and noticed he had flaming wings.

"Demonic Hellflame... Huh..." He said.

He'd hardly gotten a chance to breathe since the battle started so this was nice. The reason for their battle was above them now a little away from them which made him somewhat relieved. There was just one more thing he could really do right now, and that would be to run interference on the enemy Warlock... Well, he didn't have to. He didn't like putting Christopher in danger but right now, there wasn't anything he could do about that.

He patted Christopher on his head for good luck and turned away from the Duelist in front of him.

"Just one more time, Christopher..." He whispered.

Then he threw the cat straight at the enemy Warlock.


@Lucius Cypher@Scarifar
@KoL
I think that third ability is whenever she's supposed to get a feat, she gets an ability instead but gets an ability instead and when she's supposed to get an ability at that level she gets a feat instead.

So like, at level 4, 6 and 8 she gains an ability but at level 5, 7 and 9 when you're supposed to get one she gets a feat instead

Arkadian Elesir

As the outlaw's blade raced to pierce his heart, Christopher suddenly jumped into its path as Arkadian fell back. Christopher closed his eyes and his fur began to glow with an otherworldly light as he was impaled by the sword.

"Christopher! Noooo!" Arkadian said, reaching out to him.

Christopher's health plummeted but he didn't die. As he gathered cosmic power, it began to heal him even with the sword inside of him. His health dropped continually due to bleed damage but it restored itself faster than it could damage him. The outlaw would find it difficult to kill Christopher, and next round he would face the full brunt of Cosmosis if the outlaw still had him on his sword.

Arkadian meanwhile was reflecting on how way out of his depth he really was. He could feel the difference in level between him and the outlaws and also just how incompatible his abilities were with this kind of combat. He'd tried taking a Duelist head on and all he could do was let Christopher take the hit. He didn't want to die and he knew Christopher knew what he was doing, but it hurt him all the same. With Christopher on the Outlaw's sword he didn't have much power, but with what little power he had, maybe he could do something else…

White hands burst from the ground all around them and the rogue was thrown into the air.

"It's not like I'm using it anyway!" He shouted, raising his staff.

Another hand burst out of the ground to throw the rogue into the ground. Arkadian threw his staff, at the space between the rogue and the hand. If it went right, it would hit the palm of the hand and the hand might then reflexively grab the staff and throw it instead of the rogue. It was obviously the demon that summoned the hands but he didn't know the extent that it controlled them. They seemed to be coming out at random so he was hoping that he was right…


@Lucius Cypher @Scarifar
Arkadian Elesir




Welcome, Star Child.



The outlaws had the better part of one action to shoot at Demonic Hellflame before there was a cat sailing through the air as if it had been thrown as hard as someone without much stat investment in strength possibly could. It came from what appeared to be a small child behind them, wearing tacky wizard clothing who was also now running up to the outlaws.

"Banzai!" He shouted.

There was an explosion of searing light that knocked down three outlaws(if they were close enough. At least 2 or something?), and then the boy launched into a drop kick, knocking down the final contender. He quickly scrabbled onto his feet and scooped up his cat before the outlaws could regain their senses.

"You shouldn't all be ganging up on one person like that!" He shouted, running to hide behind the one person in question. "It's unfair!"


@Lucius Cypher Mind if I put him here?
and @Scarifar even though I only mentioned "one" person
@Lucius Cypher
Can the dog be like this
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