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@Guardian Angel Haruki

What sub-race of elves are Mister Witch and Mister Light?

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@XxFellsingxX At the time of writing I was like heh heh this is clever *A second later* wait a sec, I don't speak oogahboogah

@Dark Cloud

I didn't make it in time to see what you thought was clever while writing it. What were you saying before the edit?

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Brutrumukk

"If things go bad, yer free to run if ya like." Brutrumukk whispered in goblin in response to Jub's words. "I'll be stayin' fer the fight though. Also, I gotta track down that kenku git before I leave."

Brutrumukk continued to follow Burly as the other bugbear led the way to the staff area, looking on in wonder as Burly parted the thorny brambles with a wave of his hand. As they entered the staff area and passed the glaring clown, Brutrumukk glared back and bared his teeth for a moment before continuing into the management wagon where Mister Light waited to welcome the party and introduce Mister Witch. "Is... Is that a fat elf?" Brutrumukk whispered in goblin to Jub after seeing Mister Witch for the first time. "I didn't know elves could be fat... Did you know?"

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Brutrumukk

Once the show was finally over for real this time, Brutrumukk picked up Jub and placed his newfound shoulder goblin on his shoulder. "That was some good stuff ya did back there, booyagh." Brutrumukk said to Jub as he made to clear out with the crowd. "Now that that's over, what say you an' I 'ead on over to the Feastin' Orchard again. I dunno about you, but I've got an 'unger on!" Before Jub could answer though, Burly the Bugbear would come along and ask the party to follow him to see the bosses. "Well this should be interestin'." Brutrumukk said to Jub before following the other Burly's lead and listening quietly to the conversations the others were having with this new bugbear.

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Don’t worry, I won’t.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Confound thee, Haruki!

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<Snipped quote by Guardian Angel Haruki>

Oh screw that, fae just don't know a good thing when it's standing in front of em' like the fucking Adonis Gabriel is.

@Dark Cloud

@Guardian Angel Haruki I have a suggestion. You should implement a running gag where everyone finds Brutrumukk more interesting than Gabriel even though Gabe is much more charismatic than Brutrumukk.

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I think you mean If he gets the kenku in his grasp.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

I will not be denied my vengeance!

IS A BUGBEAR THAT INTERESTING?!

@Dark Cloud

Just an ordinary bugbear? No, not really. A bugbear with the ability to bend steel on the other hand...

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You know he certainly hasn't been acting very Chaotic Evil.

@Dark Cloud

The carnival has put him in a good mood. Once he's in less high spirits or when he has the kenku in his grasp, that's when you'll get some evil.

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You lot are having all of these grand ambitions. Meanwhile, I'm just here hoping the fact that Brutrumukk lost to Gabe didn't lessen the impact of Brutrumukk's death threat if the kenku was there to see it.

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Brutrumukk

Though his opponent thought the duel was over simply because he'd lost his shield, Brutrumukk still had his weapon and was having far too much fun to stop just yet. The bugbear swung his morningstar and deflected the rapier's point away from his chest. This allowed the fight to continue on for a little while longer, until finally Brutrumukk's weapon was also knocked away. Then and only then did he concede the duel. A grin came to Brutrumukk's face as his rage cooled. Once it had subsided completely, the bugbear let loose a thunderous laugh and gave his opponent an congratulatory slap on the back. "Good fight, mate!" Brutrumukk exclaimed happily. "Let's do it again sometime!"