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Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@rush99999 You know it's real friendship when the guy you've known for four hours is willing to beat up the guys who stole from you eight years ago xP


"See this goblin 'ere? This is my shoulder goblin. An' the only one allowed to mess with my shoulder goblin is ME!"
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk was quickly loosing interest in the meeting. The conversation was turning to things people had lost in the carnival the last time they visited. This was the first time Brutrumukk had ever been to the carnival, so he knew he'd not lost anything here. Sure, he'd lost the usual peace and quiet of the grassy field he called home to the noise of the carnival, but it wasn't going to be here much longer and he'd had enough fun to consider the disturbance more than worth it. Realizing that this discussion wasn't really for him and that there were better things to do about the carnival, Brutrumukk turned his head to whisper to Jub in goblin once more. However, before he could speak, the goblin wizard erupted into a furious rant, accusing Witch and Light of stealing from everyone present.

In that moment, Brutrumukk started to wonder if the kenku wasn't the only git at this carnival. His suspicions only grew as Mister Light answered rant with rant. But before Brutrumukk could reach for his morningstar, Mister Witch calmed things down and the party was sent on their way soon after. Just as things seemed to be going back to normal though, Burly called the party over to a quiet corner to talk. Balloon tarrasque in hand, Brutrumukk followed the other bugbear and listened as Burly explained that Witch and Light knew more than they let on and that leverage would be needed to get them talking. "Couldn't we just beat it out of 'em?" Brutrumukk asked.
TAZ's Wonderland


I do not know what this is.
No. A battle is not going to take place. ^_^


Aww. :(
On another note: I think that outburst is enough to end the meeting there, and move the game forward.

I'll get a post up right away. ^_^


Should we roll Initiative?


....You can't! Muahahahaha!


... assuming Kettlesteam is mortal xD


Oh no. What if Kettlesteam is actually immortal? How would Brutrumukk have his revenge then?! <:O
Brutrumukk


"Oh don't you worry about that kenku git tryin' anythin' else." Brutrumukk said as a cruel, bloodthirsty grin appeared on his face. "Next time I catch it, I'll make sure it never bothers anyone ever again. Heh heh heh heh heh." After a few moments of imagining all the ways he'd club the kenku to death and mount its head on a spike in the future, Brutrumukk returned his focus to the present. "So ya wanted to see us then, yeah?" Brutrumukk asked. "What did ya wanna see us about?"
Brutrumukk


"Prey-zing yer eunuch dress sense..." Brutrumukk said, slightly confused by the more complicated words the others were using. "Yeah, sure, whatever." Brutrumukk shook his head to banish the headache that had been forming in the back of his mind. "The name's Brutrumukk, an' the goblin on me shoulder's called Jub. Don't suppose either o' you seen a kenku sneakin' about an' tryin' to make a mess of everythin'? Or maybe someone with blue paint on the back o' their 'ead doin' the same?"
That will be an Intelligence check from Brutrumukk. ^_^


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