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3 days ago
Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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28 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
1 mo ago
BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Dark Cloud

Did Gabe get pulled through the mirror or did he go through of his own volition?
Brutrumukk


"I agree." Brutrumukk agreed with an annoyed growl. "The fuck were you thinkin' pullin' somethin' like that? Some of us would 'ave liked to sleep before divin' through some mirror portal leadin' to Mag knows where." Brutrumukk then turned to the rest of the party. "An' what the fuck were the rest o' you thinkin' followin' 'er?" Brutrumukk asked. "Jus' cuz some mad cow decides to be fuckin' stupid, don't mean you gotta go with 'er! Now we're stuck on some broken bridge above some gods fersaken swamp with no idea where to go or what to do! An' to make matters worse, we're all fuckin' tired...! Great work everyone. Great fuckin' work."
Brutrumukk


"So we're dealin' with an 'ag then?" Brutrumukk said in response to Zavakri's words. "I've 'eard a thing or two about their type. Can anyone else 'ere say the same?" Should another party member indeed also know a thing or two about hags like Brutrumukk did, they would have a decent amount of knowledge on the subject of hags between the two of them.


@Cao the Exiled

I see there's a lore section. What does that say?
Tsak, one of the back tattoos... can give the user an inky tail...


What does it do?
@Cao the Exiled

...You can whatnow?
Or just have Brutrumukk twin cast Fist on Zavakri.
@Guardian Angel Haruki

I seem to recall you mentioning that the Witchlight Monarch gets the ability to fly. Provided that I did indeed remember that correctly, how does Jub go about flying? I think I might have missed the part where that was explained.
Nothing like being pushed through a portal to brighten the mood. lol


Especially when you'd rather be sleeping.
Brutrumukk


"What the? Oi! Where the 'Ells are you lot all goin'?!" Brutrumukk shouted after the rest of the party as he watched them all charge through the portal the moment it opened. The bugbear could tell they were all just as tired as he was, yet they all leapt through anyway rather than sleeping now and traveling later as he had suggested. "...Gah! Fuckin' idiots! All of 'em!" Brutrumukk exclaimed in annoyance as he moved to go after them. "There better be a good spot to sleep on the other side."

"Mind the Rule of Three: Future, Present, Past," Mister Witch called after him.

"Find the alicorn and free the Dormant Queen at last!" Added Mister Light.

"Fuck you, Fatso! An' fuck you, Ponce!" Brutrumukk barked back before bounding beyond the border.

Brutrumukk arrived just in time to hear Gabriel suggest that they settle down to rest, causing the bugbear to growl in frustration. "An' why could we not 'ave done that before jumpin' 'eadlong through the mirror exactly?" Brutrumukk asked. "We could 'ave 'opped across after gettin' some shuteye where we know it's safe. But nooooooooo! We 'ad to go through right a-fuckin'-way, because reasons."
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