rush99999

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Awesome!

OK. Let's end this encounter then! XD

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Let's not be too hasty now.

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Zavakri is keen on learning what these rabbits do with dreams.

@Fading Memory

I'm fairly certain the rabbits were after memories, not dreams.

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Gabriel is going to try to non-lethally subdue her.

@Dark Cloud

Does he have anyway of doing that at range? Because Gabe and Jebbek are currently 60 feet apart.

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@Dark Cloud

It was one of the Brigands who rolled.

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One problem: These rabbits are walking on two legs...and they're able to talk and reason. That's quite different than the rabbits in Red Dead Redemption 2, I think. ^^"

@Guardian Angel Haruki

I'll concede the point that it's different, but I don't particularly see how it might be a problem.

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Because I did actually laugh when I first read the song. I was caught off guard. Then my feelings became...

"Uh oh. This game might become like Undertale: Genocide Route"

@Guardian Angel Haruki

I wouldn't say it's like a Genocide Run in Undertale. I'd say it's more like... skinning rabbits in Red Dead Redemption 2.

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@rush99999

O_O..........

Holy F***! That version of the song is scary on it's own!

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Scary? From how you hit the laugh button on that post, I though you found it funny.

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Brutrumukk

Seeing the Brigands in full retreat, Brutrumukk began to laugh cruelly at their cowardice. As the rabbits ran, the bugbear began to stalk forward. As he advanced, Brutrumukk drew a Javelin and sang a murderous mockery of the ballad the Brigands had been singing when they arrived.

"I'll skin you alive, from tail to 'ead;

I'll spill yer guts before yer dead.

Then I'll eat yer flesh without a care

Fer I do so love roasted 'are—

A treat so glorious, for the victorious,

Rabbit meat is truly meritorious!

By the stench o' death, you'll know I'm comin';

Say yer prayers, there's no use runnin'.

Quick as a bolt, me jav goes sailin',

Pleadin', beggin', you'll die wailin'.

You'll shriek, you'll scream, you'll cry, you'll groan;

Thanks to me, Brutrumukk, Spirit o' the Snorin' Stone!"

When he reached the part of the song that mentioned his javelin, Brutrumukk hurled it towards the ankle of the rabbit that was trying to drag Jebbek away. As much as the bugbear feared Skiggaret and the madness he brought, Brutrumukk had always been secretly grateful for the lessons he learned when under Skiggaret's sway. Helping the wounded when an enemy you had no hope of defeating was chasing you never ends well for the fools who stopped to do so. And a certain benevolent bunny was about to learn that the hard way.

OOC

Brutrumukk hurls a Javelin at Bunny Brigand A's ankle. He rolls a 20 to hit and deals 6 damage.

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O_O....

Woah! Okay....!

Dat Damage!

@Guardian Angel Haruki

...Ded?

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