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Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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27 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
1 mo ago
BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Speaking of bosses and blasting, going to need a dexterity saving throw from Jørmund.
I'll go with useful secret. I can't really see Kendra having done something that would make Paimon owe them a debt xP


In that case, you've had a vision about Paimon in the past. It showed you that the key to defeating him or at the very least turning his gaze away from Earth for a time is by harming his standing in Hell and building up the status of another demon. If he isn't outright replaced as the King of the West by this rival, Paimon would turn his full attention to infernal politics, leaving his worldly servants to their own devices.
@rush99999 Decided to roll a Put A Face to the Name for Paimon and, err, got a 13? xD


Sorry for taking so long to get back to you.

With a 13, you know everything mentioned in Paimon's entry in the NPC tab and can either also know a useful secret about Paimon or have the rare privilege of having the King of the West himself owe you a Debt.
Brutrumukk


"Future plans on murderin' this beer stealin' bitch aside, I got two questions." Brutrumukk stated once Gabriel was done talking. "First off, what would you be wantin' in return fer all this food an' stuff yer offerin'? An' secondly, do got anywhere we could put our raft outside? I couldn't fit through the door an' I'd rather not leave it behind it if this place starts walkin' again. We might need it later."
Does anyone want to long rest at this place? I would be fine with a short rest, but I'd rather not long rest if possible. Brutrumukk doesn't really need one yet and would loose his temporary hit points if he long rests now. I don't want to waste them.
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It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

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"Stop, right there criminal scum!” the Android Imperial pimp shouted, waving a
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