Like the cupcakes in the Feasting Orchard in the Carnival
Out of curiosity, did Tsu serve enough pie for us to have a Witchlight style pie eating contest if we wanted?
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Out of curiosity, did Tsu serve enough pie for us to have a Witchlight style pie eating contest if we wanted?
Brutrumukk
"I helped him by using a simple spell I learned decades ago." Aurora explained as she cleaned her clothes. "It can take awhile for large quantities of things that need to be cleaned, but it works in situations like this when means of cleaning are limited. I can help you clean your gear once I am done with mine."
"That'd be great." Brutrumukk said gratefully "The swamp stink's startin' to rub off on me. I'll be needin' that gone in case I need to sneak around. There ain't no skulkin' skill in the world what can work if a nose can smell you comin' a mile off."
"I would also like to let you that I do not agree with your intentions of eating these bandits." Aurora went on to say. "In all honesty I do not intend on killing them unless we have to. They are still humanoids and at least deserve a chance to redeem themselves. Besides that humanoids are not food. I know I probably cannot convince you otherwise Brutrumukk but I also want to put it out there that I will not be eating this supposed rabbit stew you plan to make from these folk."
"Eh, suit yerself." Brutrumukk said. "That just leaves more fer the rest of us."
"Here you are. Please enjoy the food," The innkeeper called out as he served the stew and the pie and the water.
"Oh don't you worry." Brutrumukk said as he bore down on on his bowl of stew. "I will enjoy it very much!" With that said, Brutrumukk went about the business of demolishing the stew with great gusto an gluttony. "NOM NOM NOM! Om. Nom... Oh, dish shtoo ish delishush!" Brutrumukk exclaimed before swallowing the food in his mouth and continuing. "I notice there ain't no meat in it though. Did the 'ag's goons take all the meat as well?"
I'll have something up soon.
Yosef lets loose something akin to a wet, wheezing squeak as Jørmund's mace impacts against the already damaged reptilian ribcage. Yosef struggles to catch his breath as Jørmund makes his threat. By the time the earth genasi is done talking, it's clear to see that Yosef has finally realized the merit to Ervdul's caution. "E-Ervdul!" Yosef called out in desperation. "I... I'm done being reckless now!"
"By the Biumvirate." Ervdul muttered in exasperation before barking orders at the attackers. "Somebody save Yosef!"
"By the Biumvirate." Ervdul muttered in exasperation before barking orders at the attackers. "Somebody save Yosef!"
Seeing his fellow attack leader in danger, Ervdul punched out two more highwayman before moving to join his reptilian counterpart. "Are you done being reckless now, Yoseph?" Ervdul asked.
"Not until the Northman is dead!" Yosef hissed in reply as he picked himself up before charging down towards where Jørmund was despite Ervdul's protests. Joseph struck twice against the earth genasi, the first blow scoring a hit against a gap in Jørmund's chain mail and the second missing by a wide margin.
"Not until the Northman is dead!" Yosef hissed in reply as he picked himself up before charging down towards where Jørmund was despite Ervdul's protests. Joseph struck twice against the earth genasi, the first blow scoring a hit against a gap in Jørmund's chain mail and the second missing by a wide margin.
Skobeloff
Skobeloff considered Fellwing's proposal for a moment before nodding his head in agreement. "Sounds like a plan." The Trickster declared before looking around. "Now then, which way is the exit?"
All is well on my end. I'm just waiting to see if Haruki wants to do anything before I make another MC post.
Do I need to persuade or intimidate?
Roll Persuasion.
"HAAAAAAAA!"
Cascade cried as she struck her blow.
"AAAAAAAAA!"
Yosef cried as the force of Cascade's blow sent the reptile flying. Yosef crashed into the crony behind him. Who in turn crashed into the crony behind him. This created a domino effect that displaced a small chunk of the enemy and left Yosef groaning on the ground. "By the gods... I think... I cracked a rib." Yosef wheezed. "What... the Hells... was that?"
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