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16 hrs ago
Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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26 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Guardian Angel Haruki

Am I free to make up my own alcohol induce hallucinations for Brutrumukk to see?
Jellybean Starfish and Panache were used as nicknames for Jub and Gabe by pixies back at the Witchlight Carnival. And now Brut's using those names for them in his drunken state and tacking on similar names onto the others based on what they look like from his way of seeing things.
Brutrumukk


Once Brutrumukk had drunk every last drop of hooch in the barrel, the bugbear slowly lowered the barrel and gazed blankly into space for a time.

"How do you feel?" Brutrumukk heard a voice ask.

Brutrumukk's simple reply was to let loose a long, thunderous burp that echoed throughout the cottage, shook the building to its very foundations, and filled a eighth and one third of the room with pink bubbles. Brutrumukk giggled giddily before looking at source of the voice with a big goofy grin "I feel great, Jellybean Starfish!" Brutrumukk drunkenly exclaimed before watching as the starfish that held Jellybean Starfish together waved at him.

"Hi Brutrumukk!"

"Hic! Oi oi!"

"Hi!"

"Hic! 'I to you too!"

"Hi!"

"Hic! 'Ey there!"

"Hello!"

"Hic! 'Ello!"

"Yo, I'm Bob!"

"Hic! Nice to meet ya, Bob... Wait a sec... Bob? Weren't you a snail earlier?"

"It looks like Brutrumukk enjoyed our creation, ladies!" The Contraption spoke up before bob could answer, sending the entire room into a musical number.

Brutrumukk giggled and hiccupped as he danced along to the song. Stopping only when he noticed those present at the door. "Oi oi! Shadowflowers! Panache! Tick-Tock! Goat!" Brutrumukk called out. "Come join us! The party's just gettin' started!"
@Guardian Angel Haruki

A backstory involving both Agdon Longscarf and Strahd von Zarovich? Cool!

Are you sure you want her to have been in Icewind Dale for years though? Going years without advancing past level 1 seems a little odd to me.
As for the d100 roll result: Brutrumukk regains 14 HP if he had lost any to begin with. ^^"


Brut is already at full health. Could he possibly have these as temporary hit points?
Brutrumukk


"Ah you worry too much." Brutrumukk said dismissively as he walked over to one of the barrels. "At least some o' this 'as gotta be the booze what Sue lost, so as least some o' this should be safe to drink." With that said, Brutrumukk stopped before one of the barrels and punched a hole in the top of it. "Cheers!" The bugbear exclaimed before lifting the barrel up and chugging down whatever poured from the hole.


@rush99999 Just to let you know: Should Brutrumukk try to lift a barrel, he finds it weighs 250 pounds.


How much would the barrel then weigh should he crack it open and drain it dry?
@Marrakt

Will we be starting in one of the Ten-Towns? If so, what is the town's name?
There was a reason Rory said what she said and how she said it. As well as not use anyone's name.


What reason would that be?
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