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27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Brutrumukk rolls a 15 to resist the harpoon and a 13 for initiative.
"Well the five bottles'll be costin' ye fifty gold in total." The moonshiner said. "As for the barrel o' beer. That depends on what kind o' beer you want. A barrel o' common beer costs two gold and a barrel o' fine beer costs a hundred gold."
@rush99999 Sorry that was a bad choice of wording!


No need to apologize. I know you meant nothing by it.
Dibs on the infiltrator.
Chwegwn emerged from a Tangles exit near the arena's entrance, his newly acquired Lybarim doctor in tow. All six of Chwegwn's bodies had their new guns tucked neatly away in their reinforced jackets, and the body leading the way was also carrying the small ransom of gemstones within their jacket's confines.

"Today is a good day, Doc." Chwegwn said as they led the way through the crowd. "I'd been hesitant to go out and actually do some piracy without a doctor to patch up any injuries, and now the crew not only has its doctor but also a way into Kontina's drug trade through your manufacturing talents. On top of that, after I blew away that Magus Leadbelly sent me to steal from, the bonus she'll give me for killing him will earn me a little gambling money for the arena bookies. With any luck, I'll be walking out a little bit wealthier than when I walked in."
I did bro. I know what he's doing. 😂


Well clearly you did not. Otherwise, you would have noticed that Brutrumukk only threw a day's worth of rations into the water, not three days.
Bro really threw three days worth of rations into the water.


You might wanna read that post again.
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk paused as he felt the thorn bounce off of him, then turned towards the tree as he heard the giggling and the voices. Though he couldn't understand what they were saying, it seemed that the rest of the conga line could.

"Wait, what do they mean by letting the circle of life and death take its course?" One asked.

"Maybe they're hungry and just want some fish!" Another surmised.

"Ooh! Maybe if we gifted them some fish, they'll join us in the conga line!" A third suggested.

"That sounds absolutely splendid!" A fourth exclaimed.

"I suppose we're off to do some fishin' then." Brutrumukk said as he drew a javelin for use as a fishing spear.

"Ok. But let's try and get this done fast though." Skobeloff said. "We still need to find Shieldwing."

"Right right." Brutrumukk confirmed with a nod. "Don't worry. This shouldn't take too long. Cong-"

"Don't forget Jellybean Starfish!" Stargaze interrupted the resuming of the conga. "He's your friend right?"

"Right right." Brutrumukk said before heading over to Jellybean Starfish and hoisting him onto his usual spot on the bugbear's shoulder. "There we go. Now then... where was I?"

"Conga." A member of the conga line reminded him.

"O' course. Cheers." Brutrumukk thanked the conga liner. "Conga!"

"Conga!" The conga line exclaimed in response as Brutrumukk led the conga onto the skiff and rowed out onto the water.

Once there, Brutrumukk threw a day's worth of rations into the water to serve as bait, took up a ready position with his javelin, and waited. Then, when he saw a tasty looking fish swim close by the skiff, Brutrumukk struck.
1) Keep the roll you just rolled,


I'll go with this one.
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