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Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk listened with interest as the darklings gave their prices. He was especially interested in the price of the incense. When he was a kid, Brutrumukk's mother often told tales at the gang's campfire. Some of these tales were of lycanthropes and their invincible power in battle. The darklings probably thought the whole 'curse that turns you into an evil, opportunistic creature that preys on the weak' thing was a steep sounding price. But to Brutrumukk - who already was an evil, opportunistic creature that preyed on the weak - that was like being paid to purchase something. The prices of the charcoal and the brazier sounded a bit steep though. However, Brutrumukk's gnomish mind got the sense that the brazier wasn't all that necessary anyway, and it also had an idea for how to get the charcoal without giving up memories.

"I'll take the pie, the clothes, an' the incense." The bugbear gnome said to the darklings. "Also, you darklings like art things, yeah?" Brutrumukk paused then as he reached behind him and untied the string binding the balloon tarrasque to his backpack. "What do you think o' this?" Brutrumukk asked as he presented the balloon tarrasque to the darklings. "Looks pretty artistic, don't it? Got a nice color an' it's shaped like a tarrasque an' everything. You reckon I could buy the charcoal with this rather than me best memory?"
@XxFellsingxX

Don't worry about the brazier. It isn't consumed by the spell and it doesn't have a required value, so you can replace that with your wand.

As for the charcoal, I have a plan.
They don’t use gold coins here. ;)


That they don't

Makes you wonder their casters do when the magic needs a component of a certain gold value though.
Chwegwn listened with curious interest as the Council Captains spoke of Council Captain business. From what they could hear, Chwegwn began to wonder if Kontina would be a safe place to stay for much longer. If this Desolator was dangerous enough to have Leadbelly Kira and Orohome worried, then she was definitely someone to be concerned about. Especially between all the Council Captains' talk of a potential attack and the losses it would bring. Then there was also talk of a star that the Desolator was looking for, and that it could manage the Desolator if someone reached it first.

"Why not the ones outside your door?" Orohome spoke then.

Sensing that those words were their cue, Chwegwn knocked on the door. With any luck, Kira would think they had just arrived and hadn't been listening at the door.
@Excession

Would I be correct in thinking that when they mention 'the Captain' they are talking about Mandalthraxus?

Also, I've just noticed that you've been calling the spider vampire captain Orohome in our game but use the name Orohomi in your lore document.
Can we get an intervention for Jub, please?


By the power of the help action, I grant thee advantage.
Thank you very much!

I'll wait for Jub and the others before I make the next DM post. ^^"

Now then...

*reads results for the rolls*

...



Should I be worried?
@rush99999 Considering what Brut wants to buy...
I would like you to roll 2d100 please. ^_^


Done.
Classic Brutrumukk, asking for food and weaponry before he's even acquired proper clothing.


Clothing is a tad lower on the priority list when you have fur. Of course Brut doesn't have any fur now that he's a gnome, but old habits die hard.
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