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Name: "Smiley" or Gurbanox
Alias: Smiley
Race: Lower Demon of Greed
Sex: "male"?

Class: Lower Demon of Greed

Equipment: Gut of Greed(aka: his Stomach):  Store any type of item or..creature; in his bottomless pit of a stomach. When in danger he rapidly spits out various saliva drenched objects in his defense. 

His stomach currently has in it:

40 different types of weapons. Ranging from swords, bows, hammers, guns ectr.

1000 gold coins.

200 gems, rubies and emeralds. 

A few barrels of toxic slime.

5 KG of Uranium.

A single rabbit called Chester(alive) a frantic cat called Gagi (alive) and several humanoids(dead)

Abilities:

Unearthly: Is not subject to the dangers of poison, infections, diseases, bleeding or the loss of internal organs. Unlike a normal human whom may have things that actually need to be preserved, Smiley whole body is a work of effort and needs to maintained by continuous will . His body is what it appears to be. It has no inner functions. Not even a brain. Damage is a matter of stamina and will. Constant damage will de- materialize it.

Unending: When his form is severed, crushed or pulled apart Smiley may reform himself or grow new body parts on the fly within seconds. In many cases he even willingly gives up body parts in order to function in different ways. He, however. May not expand beyond what he is without naturally growing in his default power. He can't grow arms he dosen't have, although he may "drop" arms to fit through a door if he had them. Then grow them back.

MAW: Smiley's nature allows him to extend his hunger beyond what should be physically possible, his mouth is his only true weapon as his body is squishy. Acting more as a orchestrated jelly fish than flesh, allowing to be easily shattered. His maw however is made up of large, imposing teeth drawn like cubic pillars. They are capable of mauling flesh, gripping harshly and denting armor. He only has maulers however. So no piercing or ripping, just chewing.  

HUNGER: As a manifestation of greed he is capable of swallowing up anything of any kind of worth. Both fiscally and emotionally. Leading him to eat objects, elements, chemicals and people alike. The more he consumes of value the more stronger he grows, gaining new limbs. Treasure is much slower to this effect than other living things, especially powerful ones. When he has consumed a person he gain one aspect of theirs such as arm(may not have more than 2), horns, eyes or tattoos along with a increase in size.

He gains 1 lower ability of his consumed. Eaten allies come back none the less. If he eats a person with equipment, they may find parts of it-or all of it. Gone. Now stored in his gut.

He can lose power by spewing up his treasures too much. Should he somehow exhaust himself of almost all of his goods. He will lose his legs and become a cat-sized  worm. Severely weakened. 

Elastic: Smiley can stretch out or bend his body in obscene shapes. Although he may not grow mass he may shift it to other body parts. His only part that doesn't act like this is his maw which can open to 10 times his own size, allowing him to eat even massive creatures and dragons like a snake. Assuming they don't fight back.

Binding Contract: Like most demons Smiley can make deals in exchange for things. His deals are binding, failing to meet them allows him to take something he wants from the user while they will be unable to move or act. Should he fail to provide his end of the contract then Smiley must forfeit any gain he may get from the deal. 

Fighting Style: 

A mixture of using his weight, strange body movements to get around and slam into things. Eating and throwing things, consuming things mid battle in order to vomit, mix, spit, burp or lure. Primarily, however. It's all in the teeth. Everything he does will be him trying to get that deadly chomp in.

Grinning. What is it for?

It follows him everywhere. No demon that doesn't hold the same avarice can decode it, no spirit can empathize with it. As he wanders into form no living can shake off the perversion of a smile into a mimicking hungry reveal of denchers. Smiley grins no matter his position, snickering as the blows carry on. Even as he cries out for help in his weakest moment his cheek perk up into a wicked grin at his attacker. His teeth always in view as if it were his eyes, drifting to anyone or anything that grab his attention.

Gurbanox rarely shows his emotions. He never wear something on his sleeve when it comes to himself. He is no liar but trust comes hard. Even towards himself. He cowers from responsibility when possible, only acting when find something valuable to over power his cautious nature. He is quick to compliment, eager to inspect. A curious creature that will indulge himself quickly, making him sometimes irritant or charming. He is not naturally giving of thought but can be nudged into it. He hates introspection or deep thoughts of his own character and will dismiss any topic of himself when he can.

Using egotism, wit, riddles, games and even gossip to try and pry question of him away. 

His grin. What is it for?

A lower demon of his realm, Gurbanox was powerful enough to earn himself to be summoned but weak enough to scurry through the cracks of dimensions in order to take trips. He has appeared in many folk tales and stories as one of the many beings that sometimes helps the hero, or entraps them. Becoming well known for giving out magic items or aiding the destruction of other demons and villains alike. He has gained his own little pocket of power, but it is nothing but a hole to hide in. Many other demons of the lower order seek his blood. Torturing him when they can.

The higher greed demons normally eat the lower ones. He ventures to the Earth realm, in many cases being summoned to escape all of that. What history Smiley may of had or not had is lost in the many millennia that he spent in his new life as a bargainer of the demonic and mortal realm. His story is vast but not inherently connected, there is not much to his actions most of the time besides greed and survival. Both of which are his main drives. Like many things in his life, he was bought into the Crucible at the behest of a summoner whom demanded he win him the tournament and grant him a wish.

If Smiley will do that or even can do it, is yet to be seen.

Wish: EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT. EAT THE MACHINE!

Echo: A large castle in the distance slumbers. It's windows are endowed with many shutters and the silence from it seems unnatural considering its sizes. A dress of flowers spirals up and down its walls into a vast field of trees, littered with a garden of eden like potential. In the field sits a single small pool with a single stature of a dog looking upwards at an missing person. It's eyes smiling. 

Appearance: 

Height: 5.5 

Weight: 60 KG.

Grows by another 2 feet each consumption. 

Gurbanox body is oil in its texture, shivering in a mild polish of purple when the light hits him in the right way. He seems almost resistance to lamps and lights, the glow that covers him being snuffed from roaring reds to humming burgundy and blazing oranges to timid browns. His head is almost giant compared to the rest of his timid body that tip toes and slinks about in the same manner as a worm that had just acquired legs. It's hard to tell where his supposed throat and stomach starts and his torso begins, his voice rumbles his own knees.

Hacking coughs spasm his whole frame, wobbling his large frame while even the small chuckles and under the breath giggles can force ballooning ribbit like pops from his his sides.

GROWTH 1: Height now: 7.5 feet tall.

Modifications: Two Arms.

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Frenzy: He briefly turns into a demon of rage and blood. His body is malformed from its original purpose into a 10 foot tall being that has various tentacles scurrying about its frame. In these tentacles every type of weapon he has will be wielded although only in a blind fury. He lumbers about on a set of stubby legs, in this case he will pick up anything in front of him and attempt to throw it into a gigantic mouth. However, it filled with endless teeth, including canines. Anything eaten in this state will not go into his stomach. Simply being reduced into bloody red paste. 

Inventory:  

His phylactery.

@Dynamo Frokane

Agreed. Most of the commentators who describe themselves as classical liberal don't really say anything original. Not like the one who are typically more right wing who tend to have more personality and say interesting shit.

and waaaay more shit talking. 

Sargon is a lot like the Britisher. An obscure English guy who think he is a classical liberal. I'm half convinced that Sargon is what you get if you put a normal English guy in the oven of youtube commentary scene and take him out a few big events later. 

He used to be a bit of a parrot, politically. way back but slowly balanced himself out. Still gets a bit iffy. He won't give a shit if he agrees with the argument but slap conservative or labor on it and the partisan politics still buried deep in his brain start bubbling up.

But he speaks clearly. Can make a point. Posts content regularly and generally is tolerable in character and he's one of the few portals people have to English politics because honestly...people barely want to fucking look up their own politics, yet alone look up foreign politics. So he got a bit of a double crowd there. There aren't a lot of English commentators, or well. one that don't look like they are filming with equipment from 1999 and speak with an accent so thick that anyone who isn't a Northern pig farmer will not understand them.

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