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28 days ago
Current Signing off for good, just can't write like I used to.
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12 mos ago
Fair to say I will be freeing up towards the weekend. Always happy to chat if you're worried, but I will write back in order of reception as soon I can. Love you guys.
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12 mos ago
The event was amazing. Brutal fun for everyone. I won both of my 1x1 fights and participated in a bunch of 2v2 and melee style battles. I am alive, mostly unharmed, and it was gorgeous.
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12 mos ago
I have been asked to fight in an event tomorrow instead of a teammate! While exciting, this means that my week has turned into a long road trip and a hot, exhausting event.
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12 mos ago
It'sh sho hot... feelsh like m-my brain! I-itsh... melting! (Not dead, will reply when solidified)
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Bio

An adult-themed, halfway decent roleplayer looking for just a few people whose kinks and curves align with his.

When I made an f-list, I thought it was like a quiz, so with some research I weighed in on every. Single. Option.

Since my favorites alone might get me banned in some of the nicer corners of the web, I will gladly send you a link in private.

Size disparity, monsters, taboo topics abound. When I make OCs freely I tend towards thoughtful and caring, but I've written from an awful lot of viewpoints.

I will gladly roleplay here or discord, but hesitate to post that publicly as well. (Although you might be able to guess it.)

Most Recent Posts

Very delicately putting myself out there.

Changed jobs and finally getting back to a new normal. Unfortunately I am going to have to be very picky and avoid starting too many games.

I legitimately enjoy writing with almost everyone so I tend to agree until I hit a stumbling block in life and come back to a wall of unanswered games.

So if you reach out and I have to decline, it's not you, it's me.

Hope you're all having a good time. <3
It's been very warm, so I've been behind, but finally had enough of a break to catch up. A few more weeks of melty brain and I should be back to posting normally during the work week.

For now, I've been getting time to write on the weekends, so thank you to those of you keeping me company.
In this or that 12 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum
Any other cheese.

Cheese or ice cream?
The weekend is here and that means I get to write instead of pass out nightly. :p
Whoops
The minutes ballooned out until they seemed like hours, the clock only ever ticking slowly downward, never really approaching zero. His breath hitched in his throat, the wetness of his mouth unbearable, an unsolvable problem no matter how desperately he swallowed.

Clutching the cold, speckled grey marble of the counter until his knuckles were bone white, he could feel his heartbeat, throbbing in his temples. "Just... one more minute." He breathed, the anxious rhythm his leg had decided to pick up shaking his hip and causing an uncomfortable jiggle in his already knotted stomach.

Forcing his foot down, he closed his eyes as though that would make the journey shorter. Instead, the void only brought with it a greater sense of mystery and a disconnection from the world around him. He imagined he might be long adrift. Weeks spent tossed by an endless ocean. The shrillness of the alarm was a welcome surprise, the piercing shriek repeatedly calling him to long anticipated action.

Flinging open the door and thrusting his hands into the aperture, he could feel the searing heat of the supposedly safe ceramic support disc. His fingerprints were etching themselves into the smooth surface as he forced himself to grit his teeth through the pain, groaning as he extracted the sample and bodily leaped to deposit it on the marble slab, hoping that it would not shatter from the thermal load. Taking a moment to press his hands firmly into the coolness of the stone, he breathed deeply, keeping his face well away from the scorching aura radiating from the practically glowing rectangle before him.

As the pain in his fingers eased somewhat, he prepared a new timer, setting the requisite tempering time to allow an equalization of the molten contents. Returning to the irradiation chamber, he carefully closed the door, restoring the seal in the stainless steel mesh that prevented dangerous leaks.

Turning his attention to the sample, he watched the timer tick out before raising it into the air, holding the still searingly hot parcel with a pair of tongs and examining it before the bare light bulb above.

Shakily, uncertainly, he lowered his hand, bringing the steaming edge ever closer to his trembling, parting lips.

He could feel the scalding exterior before it even touched his mouth, the edges burning into the corners of his lips, his tongue flattening to avoid making contact. His teeth felt like they might shatter, sinking into the deceptively frangible material. Magma sloshed into his cheeks like injecting a syringe of pain.

His teeth stopped suddenly, and a bitter cold filled his mouth, and his heart. He felt a different kind of tear welling up in his eyes as he fell to the floor, still clutching the hot pocket.
Since we're lurking around each other, figured I'd chime in to say that you sound like an absolute win for any dramatic-minded roleplayer.

Your style kind of evokes the feelings of a Dumas novel or maybe a little enders game.

I firmly believe we are diametrically opposed in our search for writing partners, but from the filthy side of the line, I wish you the best of luck.
Hmm, I read your bio and was wondering what kind of stuff you're interested in?


All sorts of stuff, but always romance and steamy situations!
And I'm homebound, of course.
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