“Hello, No Mercy Wrestling universe.”
In a dimly lit room, NMW assistant commentator Brent Christi sat snugly in a black leather chair, looking straight into a camera positioned several feet in front of him. He was dressed down from his usual flamboyant style, wearing a solid black three piece suit with matching black loafers and a crimson necktie to add some radiance to an otherwise brooding appearance. Brent’s gelled hair was slicked down against his head and glistened in the overhead lighting. His whiskers were neatly trimmed and his face was plastered with a pearly smile that could be printed on a toothpaste box. Brent’s legs were crossed and resting on his left thigh was a clipboard with a few visibly ruffled pages attached.
“Thank you for being with us this Saturday afternoon,” Brent held his gaze on the camera as he shifted in place, the chair leather rustling under his weight, “last night we concluded the first month of No Mercy Wrestling. It brings me glee to say that the NMW fanbase has already grown exponentially, and the hype we see among our fans has both management and the performers
so motivated! The past few weeks have given us some great matches, unveiled a number of old and new faces, and had plenty of memorable moments. And we already have some exciting rivalries bubbling up backstage. Well, believe me when I say NMW is
just getting started. Intense action in the ring and eye-bulging debuts are just the tip of this proverbial iceberg. It’s been quite a journey already and it is only going to get more exciting.”
“Coming into the month of August we already have several new sign-ons that I think will have the stands shaking,” Brent said, tapping his right index finger against clipboard, “and our executive and creative staff have been putting in the brain time to make sure they implement these new talents in the
best ways.”
“And best of all,” Brent’s practiced grin stretched nearly to his ears, “the next few weeks will see the NMW reach a major milestone:
the crowning of its first champions!”
“That’s right,” Brent added after a few seconds of pause, his tone rising higher, “a tournament of those chosen from the NMW men and women’s rosters that will culminate in No Mercy Wrestling’s first paid live event. Which will end with two new champions walking out of the arena! Everyone has been waiting and asking to see the metal, and to hear news of who gets a shot at it. Well, here with me to talk more about it is the No Mercy Wrestling CEO himself, Mark Trenton.”
The cameraman immediately reversed the zoom and panned outward, revealing CEO Mark Trenton who sat across from Brent in a matching chair. A simple brown three-legged table filled the space between the two well-dressed men topped with a small, ornamental light piece. Mark wore a navy blue suit over a white dress shirt and a red necktie and sported brown designer shoes on his feet. Like Brent, Mark sat cross-legged and had both arms laid against the leather rests on the sides of his seat. After giving Brent an acknowledging nod Mark turned his own bright smile to the camera.
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