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Current Space vampires and werewolves try to stop a Mummy AI from spoiling their human food roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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omg it's been a very long time since I've been on here...
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9 yrs ago
"A creepy old man cut my hair off!" - Thor
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9 yrs ago
My OOC is complete. I will now go outside and enjoy the beautiful sun, until it gets too hot, then scuttle back inside where Horizon Zero Dawn awaits me. Finally, I get to play you!
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The twins perked up at the human's question about his rifle mods. Ojan pretended to not hear it and kept walking forward. Ulri awkwardly turned around, and when he did, accidentally dropped pieces of his pile onto the ground.

"Oh, so you are a customer! You, you looked familiar." He did not. Ulri could not tell humans apart, but nodded enthusiastically nonetheless. "I'm sure your order will be ready at the allotted time he gave you." Ulri was satisfied by his default customer service answer and began picking up the pieces he dropped.

"Hurry up!" Ojan shouted. He was already down the street. "Boss is already pissed as is!"

"You shut your mouth!" Ulri barked. He turned back to the human and the garundin, holding the other human like he was a travel bag. "This sector is going to swarm with vultures soon. I'd get out of here quick while you still can!"

In that moment a loud thud was heard, followed by the clang of several metals falling onto the street. Ulri turned back and saw his brother Ojan on the floor, his loot pile scattered about him. A large torros towered over Ulri's twin, arms crossed, horns pointed, and snout fuming.

"Watch where you're going puffball!" Its yell could be heard miles away.

"Stick your horns up your ass, bullshitter!" Ojan shouted back, his yell barely within earshot. What he said next, however, didn't fall onto deaf ears. "Your kind belongs on the street, not the sidewalk!"

"Oh, jolly stupid." Ulri sighed, running to save Ojan from an impending shitstorm.

@Ghost Shadow Good luck, Ghost!

@Arthanus Sorry about that bud! Edited.

"Oh, look!" Ojan, one of the little twin bears yelped, pointing at the bodies strung all over the street. "Free stuff!"

His brother Ulri nodded with much enthusiasm. "We won't be coming back empty-handed after all!"

The armored fur balls swooped in like vultures, creating a pile of weapons and accessories. Ojan and Ulri did not acknowledge the two bounty hunters at first. The twins were too focused on the task at hand, shuffling about with a sense of urgency. Others will come, they always do, and the bears wanted to make sure they left nothing behind. When they finished, Ulri finally introduced themselves.

"Oh, hai." Ulri perked up with a smile, shouldering his rifle as he approached them. "I'm Ulri, and this is my brother Ojan."

Ojan's back was turned to them. He was too busy tallying up their loot pile, but managed a half-assed nod to show that he was listening.

"We're gainfully employed by The Great Gunsmith, Ence!" Ulri waddled over, glancing at their captive, then back at the two. "Looks like you got a good bounty on your hands!" Ulri really didn't know that for sure. He was just trying to be nice.

"Well, if your weapons need fine-tuning, upgrading, or heck, you need a new gun all together..." Ulri's voice trailed off, observing the hunters' weapons, then gave a facial reaction that suggested there indeed was something wrong with their firearms, "Come to Ence's Weapon Forge just down the street on Firebrand Avenue. It's the shack with a neon sign that has our faces on it!" Ulri said. Ojan nodded, back still turned to them.

"Can't miss it." Ojan chimed in.

Ulri inched over to Ojan and grabbed a good portion of the loot pile onto his arms. Ojan picked up the rest, and together, the twins slowly stepped away from the scene, eyes peeled for potential robbers.


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A swell old time of Ed looking up your loincloth.

Pack jocks dude.


No way am I giving up the loincloth life.

But I'll see what I can do about Zahir. Probably.
@Stormflyx It's going to be a swell ol time, mateys!

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Between the awful puns ...

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...For example they might see you've written "Telchar" and be like "What the hell does that mean? Does he 'telch' things?"...




*Emperor Punpatine Approves*

But thanks for the heads up about having no CS deadlines. It'll give me sometime to flesh out a good one.
@SantosGabriel77 Oh, did somebody say more?

A Witcher RP?!


If you're still accepting I'd like to join, though it'll probably take me til the end of the week to have a sheet ready.

Also, @POOHEAD189 Chips Ahoy, matey!
Sorry guys, I've been taking forever on my post. I should have something up no later than Weds.
Waiting to see if my sheet gets accepted like...
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