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8 mos ago
Current I've never seen a root beer commercial.
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9 mos ago
@Aurkanthis. Today you have beaten your record for consecutive days alive. Congrats.
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9 mos ago
Remember, remember the 5th of November
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9 mos ago
"I understand that reference."
10 mos ago
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of OSHA violations.
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Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.
Name: Ugrokk Limcutta

Nickname: Dok

Klan: Blood Axe

Role: Painboy

Common Armament: Slugga, choppa, dok's tools

Anything else: Due to the impracticality of collecting payments when out sneakin' about, the Dok has taken to keeping a tally of the treatments he administered to each of the ladz. By the time the mission ends he has forgotten which set of tally marks was for which ork, because he never actually labels them. The others are then left to decide amongst themselves how to split the total payment they owe to their resident painboy.
@Jbcool

If I were to go painboy, could I have a grot orderly?
@Jbcool

I am. Just having trouble deciding between being a Blood Axe painboy or a deathskull kommando that likes using the enemies' weapons better than his own. Or a tankbusta.

Indecision is a bitch.
All this talk of D&D, so....

I am most fond of the barbarian. Perhaps not the most exciting in terms of mechanics and fairly simple in terms of actual role-playing, but I can't help but enjoy having the solution to all my problems be 'get royally pissed and beat the problem with an axe until it's no longer a problem'.
I always enjoy some orky shenanigans. I'll give this a go.
Indecision.
If we're claiming stuff then I suppose I'll take the Grandmaster of the Ravenwing position.
I'd be down for this. Guiding a fresh chapter to greatness sounds pretty sweet.
"And I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside."
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