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8 mos ago
Current I've never seen a root beer commercial.
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9 mos ago
@Aurkanthis. Today you have beaten your record for consecutive days alive. Congrats.
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9 mos ago
Remember, remember the 5th of November
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9 mos ago
"I understand that reference."
10 mos ago
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of OSHA violations.
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Not sure what you were expecting, but there's nothing to see here.

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A bowl of cereal?

What am I doing here? I can't cook.
Um... I can microwave a small frozen pizza for you.
All we are is broken glass
Thrown to the floor
We were never meant last

All we are are empty shells
Try to pick us up
You're gonna cut yourself
Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

You were lonely for a man
I said "Take me as I am"
And you might enjoy some madness for awhile
What countermeasures are in place to deal with excessively horny bards?
@Penny

I can't donate blood because I'm underweight. I'm probably also low in some vitamin or mineral. I don't eat enough.
I think about why
I'm alone
By myself no one else to explain
How far do I go
No one knows

If the end is so much better why don't we just live forever
I have no idea what my blood type is.
In Deify 6 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Goddess of Innocence
I'm too young
To lose my soul

I'm too young
To feel this old

For so long
I'm left behind

I feel like I'm losing my mind
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