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8 mos ago
Current I've never seen a root beer commercial.
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9 mos ago
@Aurkanthis. Today you have beaten your record for consecutive days alive. Congrats.
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9 mos ago
Remember, remember the 5th of November
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9 mos ago
"I understand that reference."
10 mos ago
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of OSHA violations.
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Not sure what you were expecting, but there's nothing to see here.

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@Obscene Symphony That is an oddly specific phobia.

I am uncomfortable with heights. It's not the height itself that I fear, rather the feeling of helplessness one experiences while falling. I got the same terrifying feeling of helplessness when my car slid on some ice.
I was in a commercial for Silly Putty as a child.
I am single.

I am very, very single.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
The closest I've gotten to meeting a celebrity was when I met an extra from the Vikings TV series.
Rope
Push
And I do not think anyone knows
What they're doing here
And your friends have left you
You've been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And I want you to know
Everyone's got to face down the demons
Maybe today you could put the past away
Men hit on me more often then women do. As a straight male, I find this very unnerving. Why do men find me more attractive than women do?
Old enough to know better and too young to care
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