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19 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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20 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
If you wanna try and start up a roleplay with me, just flick me a message!

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>everyone else has amazing abilities

Bro, Matthias’s ‘power’ is that people can snort his head. Spider boy probably has the best physical powers of the cast so far.


Yeah but that power is more 'original' than my Essentially Spidersona xD
He's just a guy! I wanted to make him tiny because he's based off a jumping spider. If I could art better I would have made him like a peacock spider but I am not that good at art xD

Matty's power is cool though!
OKAY I DID IT




I love how you guys are giving your characters amazing abilities and for my little hero boy I'm like "He's a spooder :)"
I'm taking Hamlet and Bazaar! At least to start with ;)
@Estylwen

Monday, December 16th works for me.

The animal aspect will definitely be a very chaotic and fun time. Thank you.


Sorry but I want to be pedantic and just ask; When you mean 'locking eyes' with someone, does that involve having to look into the pupils for a moment? Because while the spider bit would be entirely funny, if its the pupils they technically don't have any.
But if it's just the eyes in general I think it could work.

Also its funny, my 'hero' is spider based uwu
Prequels Prequel yeah xD
Since Toren has probably been in Von's 'care' for a while and likely through the whole shit of the first one xD
Definitely a forgotten Chapter, maybe like a prequal or something?
The Dark Beyond; Maw is Hungy
Will have to draw at least my hero-friend so should be able to get my forms done by the end-ish of the week!
My bad-guy will probably want Hamlet; mainly cause the names cool >>;;
They just wanna cause trouble rather than gain wealth.
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