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As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko! I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please) I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here! I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language. I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black. If you wanna try and start up a roleplay with me, just flick me a message!
Sophia blinked at Euphoria's words, she had managed what? She looked down to the flyer that she was handed and hesitated, unsure exactly what to say.
"Thanks Euph." She said after a moment, not wanting to be ungrateful, "I'll look into it definitely, but it might not be what you're expecting it to be." She said with a bit of a chuckle. She didn't blame the woman for not knowing that Furries were, and there were probably Were's that did go to AnthroCon - Maybe it wouldn't help to have a look into it. "What else did you get up to today?" Sophia tucked the Flyer under her thigh as she looked to Euphoria, motioning for her to sit down; hoping she would relax.
Sophia listened quietly as Euphoria spoke, she couldn't help but give a small chuckle at her words; but she didn't laugh too much, she didn't want to offend the woman. Sure she was from an older era, but she seemed to be working well with the current era - Even if she still spoke like she was from another time.
"I'm sure they've got that handled, really." Sophia said with a soft smile, "They have... How do I explain it;" She pressed her hands together as she tried to thing, "They have people of power - Who have been tested to show they mean well - who monitor different streamers. People are more than welcome to bring up problematic Behavior to these people of staff, be it the Streamers themselves or those watching them." She explained with a small smile, "Appropriate action will be taken if its' needed to, hopefully."
She texted with a single hand quickly, trying to figure out what else they'd need for the house to get delivered - She didn't just want to get chocolate milk delivered, that would be a waste of money. "Shouldn't hurt throwing them an email if you're worried about it?" Sophia looked up towards Euphoria with a soft smile.
Sophia looked up as she entered, stopping herself from hopping up to see her immediately. She couldn't help but chuckle softly at her housemates words before she gave a small sigh at the mention of her own problems. "I can happily say I haven't changed at least today, so it's a start." She said with a bit of a sigh.
"Unless you're talking about work stuff, I got a few more designs sketched and sent off to the others to have a second pair of eyes." Sophia gave a small smile, she was excited for this line of clothes to come out, it was mostly based off her time as a Noble; higher fashion for the common man. "I do have some feelers out for a doctor to see if we can get things under control on the moon cycle; so. We're getting somewhere." She gave a weak smile, an arm wrapping around her torso for a moment in a way of trying to calm herself down. "How was your job? It seems well since you got some money! I'm proud of you."
Sophia wasn't sure why she even had a fridge, well, other than keeping her blood bags of different farm mammal species - But apart from that... She looked at the almost gone gallon of chocolate milk and almost swore to herself, she might have to do the online shopping again sooner than she thought.
Even as a Vampire, not needing to eat always felt weird - of course whatever she did eat was always burnt off whenever the full and new moons happen. She always kept her taste for chocolate, and throughout everywhen she lived through, she had to admit, now was the best time for getting multiple different types of chocolate.
She pulled out the bottle, closing the fridge with her elbow before she walked back to the balcony. She used her fingers easily to open the bottle as she moved to drink its contents, which disappeared all too quickly. Sophia grimaced, that likely wouldn't help her stress levels. Her phone beeped, a message from one of her seamstresses she was working with.
>I know it's late, and I apologize for messaging you at such a time; but just wanted to let you know your latest sketch came through & I'm looking ova it.
Mmm, good. She thought to herself before she looked back over the balcony, she was expecting to hear the sound of a Motorbike before she saw her, but as she looked out, she spotted the taller woman from her higher perch. She's okay! She almost leapt over the Balcony to go over to her. No Sophia. That is not a roommate thing. She had to tell herself, she shouldn't push any boundaries.
Hadn't they already pushed boundaries in the past? Surely roommates don't help each other down from panic attacks that cause you to lose control of your own curse and cause you to twist into a horrible beast - Well, maybe roommates do. Did... Did werewolves have roommates? Her fingers twitched against her phone slightly. Don't... Don't google it. She thought to herself as she breathed out slowly, calming herself down a bit.
She moved herself to sit on the large plush couch they had just brought - After she accidentally tore the old black leather one in an accidental transformation. If she just managed to relax and not panic about Euphoria as she walked in, she could play it cool and not like she had been worried.
The air was cold, she remembered she just... laid there, under the painted ceiling of the church. Blood pooled around her as her vision slowly started to blur...
She was dying, this was how she died. At least she wasn't being forced to marry a wealthy man to make her family happy, shit, how many times had she murdered a suitor before?
Things suddenly fell to black, coldness crept up from her limbs - Her hands and feet felt cold first, it was odd - Was she supposed to be feeling this before she died? Was this her punishment, for what she did? Having to feel herself die like the dozen of men she had killed in the past?
As soon as the coldness slowly reached her stopping heartbeat; everything suddenly exploded with colour. Her body burnt, why did it feel like she was suddenly on fire? Was this the feeling of eternal damnation? She knew she'd never go to heaven for what she did-
Her eyes suddenly fluttered open. She was staring straight to the same ceiling she was looking at before. What the...? She pulled herself up, her gorgeous dress tainted red from the blood. She was... Alive? Somehow? Something felt wrong, off... She leaned out the balcony, overlooking the city that she had started to call home. That memory was starting to haunt her again, the memory of her death and 'rebirth'. Sophia sighed as she closed her eyes for a moment, it was a cold night; but it was still night - Clear, starless sky. She wondered why the stars were gone, were they hiding from something?
The purple haired woman gave a small sigh, pulling away from the balcony as she stepped through the glass door inside. Should she go out and hunt? She should think about finding some animal blood sometime soon - But she didn't want Euphoria to be home alone if she was gone for too long. She said she wasn't going to be out too long, where was she?
Sophia looked up to the clock on the wall hesitantly, giving a bit of a grumble as she started to pace. Maybe she should go out and find her? She wasn't on a mission, just an odd delivery job - What if someone found her? Was she okay? Sophia shivered slightly and moved her hands to touch her temples quietly. She needed to stop worrying about Euphoria.
She was an elder Vampire. She knew what she was doing. She wouldn't get caught randomly. Sophia gave a small sigh, she needed a drink. But she ran out on the stored blood earlier in the day while she was working.
Hi Guild! It’s me, Bugg! Back at it again with my current obsessions! This will probably update and change every once and a while.
Anyway! Back to the everythings. Again, I am Bugg; I’m a Roleplayer who was born in the late 90s. I am Non-Binary (he/they), and I live in good ol’ New Zealand! (So I’m likely like, at least 12 hours in front of you.) I’ve been roleplaying for 18 years now, so I know the ropes. I roleplay probably every sort of genre for roleplay; bar Smut - I will do the lead up and everything, but once it gets to the act, we fade to black.
I am also a writer in hobby (with hopes to write a novel series >>; ) so I can happily say I’m semi to fully lit in terms of writing. I can write between 2-3 paragraphs all the way up to easily like, 10 paragraphs if you let me. I don’t have a preference in terms of gender of character to play, plus no preference in terms of what pairings we do! I just suffer from the addiction of Slow Burn Romances. BIG fan of Comfort pairings.
I don’t tend to use face claims for my characters (I usually play Original characters, I’m vaguely fussy with Fandom roleplays), but if you’re one to do that; I don’t mind at all! I am currently unemployed, so most of my days are free to reply as much as I can unless I have something else that pops up; but if something pops up or if I’m not feeling up to it, I will let you know, and I only ask my partners to do the same.
Fair warning, I love World Building, so our out of character talks might end up being a big world-building spider webs! Right, let’s get to the meat of it all Buggs current cravings! > Genres: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Lovecraftion Horror, Adventure >Vague Pairings: Unlikely Lovers (Different Clans/Species) Cult Leader / Deity in Humanoid Form Science Experiment / Private Thief Monster Hunter / Monster Rival Cowboys
]There’s no real plot in this one yet, but we can work something out! Both of our characters are Vampires (Maybe possibly other Supernatural species), but this is specifically a female/female pairing. My character is Sophia, a fun-loving, slightly naive Fruit Bat based Vampire; she is the literal moonshine in any room at any time. She’s only 130 years old, and she doesn’t really know what she’s doing with herself. Your character is a classic, black-gothic bat Vampire; they can be grumpy or just sort of ‘over it’. Preferably older than Sophia by a couple hundred years. This will be a modern-time based roleplay, we can hash out Vampire Lore together!
](Please note; this doesn’t have to specifically need to be Star Wars based, I am a sorta casual fan of Star Wars.) Dark-Star is a well known (Sith)Space villain, whose very name strikes fear into anyone who hears it; coming across him is almost a guaranteed death in the stars - Well, that would be if he remembered any of it.
Through some strange circumstances, Maxwell Soal, lost his memories after an accident - That of course, he doesn’t remember. He still has the powers he had from when he was Dark-Star, but he has no clue that he has these powers, or that his old name caused so much fear through the cosmos.
Your character(Any gender) is a Bounty Hunter, who was tasked with what could only be called a ‘suicide mission’ to try and recover stuff from Dark-Stars’ wreckage - If they can, they should kill the villain or they’ll likely not leave the crashed ship. You end up finding Max; who has no idea who you’re trying to find, where he is, or anything in his past. His voice feels vaguely familiar, you have heard Dark-Stars monologues over the radios, tv screens, holo-screens.
Surely this idiot isn’t… No, that’d be strange.
You get the stuff from the ship and take it back to the one who gave you the job, a man only known as ‘The Collector’. You decide to take this golden-retriever space-man with you, he seems to know things he shouldn’t, and he’s not sure how he knows these things. Maybe he can be helpful for your characters main goal?
](Probably worded weirdly due to coming up with it late at night and haven't gotten around to fixing it up, forgive me)
You thought your world was going well; you had managed to escape your home town - a small podunk place where nothing seemed to happen - and made yourself big someway or another. Then tragedy strikes; and for whatever reason you're stuck without a house, a job, or anywhere to really go.
You don't really have much in the way of family, but you do have a close friend back in your home town that always said you can fall back on her. you give her a call - it's a last ditch effort, maybe she can lend you some money and let you crash at hers while you figure things out.
to your surprise, she's more than willing to house you, and even said she'd look out for jobs in the city - she has connections to quite a few places here. You head back, move in with her; surprisingly she has a lovely house, she's done well for herself since you left - but she never gives you a straight answer as to what she does for a job. The day after you move in she says she "pulled some strings" and got you a nice cushy office job, being a secretary for one of the corps bigwigs here in town. "great" you think, "another man who will treat their secretary like a piece of meat", but to your surprise when she takes you in to meet the company's head person the next day - you're greeted by a tall, mysterious sort of woman who has a strange feeling to her. but she's nothing but kind to you, you have a months trial working there; all goes well. you're taken out for work drinks by some of your colleagues - who your friend had hinted towards being careful with. you drink a bit too much, a couple guys think they can get you to theirs to have their fun... the rest of that night is kind of.. blurry. but you do remember seeing your boss at some point.
you wake up the next day with a nasty hangover- you have no clue who's house you're in. but you can't help but snoop - it's a grand house with its own library and indoor swimming pool! whoever has this house must be in mega debt or mega rich to afford a swanky place like this.
you're then surprised by your boss, you're in her house. she tells you she found you stumbling out the bar and took you to hers for safety - the streets aren't safe for a young woman to walk alone, of course.
only then you remember a vague rumor about this town; beasts that roam the streets taking innocents flesh and souls for their own.
was it by fate you were brought here - or something more sinister? long story short; sapphic pairing of new worker and boss - Boss is secretly the protector of the town but is afflicted by a horrible curse in doing so. secret cult things are trying to bring back a horrible monster to destroy the town and spread death and destruction - maybe a prophecy that the interns family is tied into. Can sorta go either way with the intern helping the boss manage their curse and take down the cult, or they could ruin the town together. Bosses curse similar to vampire/werewolf curse but more cannibalistic and less tied to the moon. (if it's not obvious the friend is a witch, sourced and trained young by the boss to help keep her curse in check and also the cult from running rampant) the cult is trying to bring the original primal evil from the area 'back from the dead' and are sacrificing people to find the 'perfect vessel'; not realizing they only have half of the puzzle. the darkness they're trying to raise and the bosses curse are two halves of a whole evil. originally the cult succeeded yonks ago and with the help of a powerful witch(tied to the friends family) they split the beast into a lockable entity and a mortal - not realizing the curse was still technically there.
A semi-modern setting; A company has been using Prisoners as "Resource Collection Agents" - More specifically this company is a Health-based company, trying to make a proper drug against cancer and other cell mutations - without the use of radiation.
To the outside world, the Prisoners jobs are simple - Go into quarantined areas and collect whatever is needed; You're given everything you need to get in and out. Doing the jobs is said to get time off your sentence; Yada yada.
But the company figured something out. Radiation doesn't just cause and kill cancer- it mutates. And they can use that to make super soldiers and human weapons for warfare.
So they decide to run a little 'test', send in a small team (4-6 people) of their least likely(to be released) Prisoners into a space that's highly irradiated with different things. They gjve them 'correct' equipment, tell them it's an easy task; a weeks excursion at most.
But they're lying; once the Prisoners are through the entrance to the area; it's cut off. There are cameras everywhere that are hidden - for the most part. This is all a huge experiment to the company, but it is psychological and physical hell to the Prisoners.
There are other beasts within the containment area too, but the prisoners don't know that. They don't know what they've walked into.
Will they survive? Will they still be themselves?
You and your team of fellow adventurers had heard about this forgotten and abandoned lab deep in a remote forest. All the paperwork you could find on it mentioned some sort of 'failed experiment' or 'failed intergration'; but there was no notes on what really happened. What you don't know is this exact lab had been working on what could be the next level in soldier engineering - In a way a super serum that wouldn't outwardly alter someones appearance; but give them the strength and abilities multiple times that of a standard human, even going as far as to alter the way the human body works with its senses and metabolism.
How were they doing this, you ask? Alien Parasites; that crashed down in the late 80s in a small meteorite in the crater that the lab now sits upon. What will you find hidden deep within the confines of this hellish place? what records and specimens lurk in the dark? You could get good money from the stuff you find in here, if you find the right buyer. But is the ticket price really worth the hidden potential of becoming a host to the creatures that tore this place apart?
If you have any other ideas you think I might want to try roleplaying with you; please feel free to PM me!
@flux for the options you listed before, I also think the second is probably the best for now. And you already know my thoughts on the rule set you've been working on, I think it'll work out fine (though I realize now I forgot to get back to you in a PM...whoops). And I hope you're feeling better!
Also added a small part to the end of your most recent beach day add.
@SporkoBug@The Savant sorry for the wait, also added two beach scenes for you both. They are in section two, right after Glade's entrance and before Herald's part. I added on my phone so they aren't marked out for easy finding yet lol.
@Andre Valias Hello~! Interesting detectives! As for what Savant said above, I get where they're coming from. Just consider if one may work better as an NPC attached to the other, bit I think it might be okay because they are the same faction? And seeing how they work together (or possibly against) each other would be neat. Although I think Elena should have some secrets of her own too! If you join in, I'll probably PM you some possible connections if that's alright with you.
Added Glades reply to Griffon; just letting you know <3
Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
If you wanna try and start up a roleplay with me, just flick me a message!
I have a [url=https://linktr.ee/alienstrayart]Link Tree![/url]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya! I'm Sporko!<br>I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)<br>I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!<br>I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.<br>I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.<br>If you wanna try and start up a roleplay with me, just flick me a message!<br><br>I have a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://linktr.ee/alienstrayart">Link Tree!</a></div>