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7 yrs ago
Current Lots of guests coming and going in the next few weeks. I apologize in advance if I lag in posting
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8 yrs ago
Traveling for a week, and may not keep up with RPs. Thank you for your patience.
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8 yrs ago
Been busy and scatterbrained this week, and behind on RPs. Please excuse my delay in posting.
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9 yrs ago
Got back from a two-week vacation overseas. Give me some time to catch up with RPs. Thank you for your patience!
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9 yrs ago
I'll be going on a two week vacation starting tomorrow and don't know how often I'll have Internet access. Thank you for your patience. I'll try to be more regular when I get back.

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Thanks! I've added Din/Maya to the characters tab. I'm really looking forward to this.
Name/Given Name Din/Maya Age 17 Gender Female Personality Maya is impetuous, some might say bratty. As the youngest of the three sisters, she's accustomed to getting what she wants. What she can't get through playful manipulation and flaunting her beauty, she gets with force. Of course, she usually means well and isn't extremely selfish; she simply has a tendency to believe that might makes right. This belief has landed her in no end of trouble as she is something of a town prankster. Background Orphaned and subsequently adopted by Rusl and Uli with her sisters, Maya grew up in Ordon as a scrappy tomboy climbing trees, and wrestling boys and Ordon goats. She eventually outgrew that phase of her life and blossomed into a stunning beauty, taking up dance and ranching as a way to release pent up energy. She often dances during festivals, but the boys she beat up when she was younger are too afraid too approach her. Powers Fire Powers - Punches and kicks with explosive properties. Good with campfires and torches, but surprisingly weak with fire spells as she prefers to let her fists do the talking. Animal Form Tiger
EDIT: The CS for Din/Maya has been added to the characters tab. It has been removed from here to save space.
Yeah, I'm not too interested in the modern zelda rp, but thanks for your consideration. Like I said, I'm just keeping an eye out, and in no way do expect exceptions to be made on my behalf :) I left rpguild about 9 months ago because work got busy but now I'm just sort of looking around for small group rps like this one that I might be able to manage into my schedule.
Hi, just wanted to throw in my interest, though perhaps a little too late. I wanted to play as Din, but Nallore and Rusalka have dibs on the two goddesses besides Farore it seems, and Jerkchicken is getting the fourth character role. Anyways, I'm just gonna lurk and keep my eye on this.
Hi all. I wanted to apologize for not having posted in a while. Unfortunately my life is making a big transition right now, I'm already pretty busy with work, and now more than ever, RP is going to become less and less of a priority so rather than string everyone along, waiting for posts that may never come, I am going to have to drop out of this RP, and stop RPing entirely for the foreseeable future. For what it's worth, I enjoyed the little time we've spent together and seeing everyone create such interesting characters. I had wanted Roboko to start following Kara around expecting to see much perversion happen around him, to them slowly becoming friend. if anyone likes Roboko and Roswell, feel free to adopt the characters for your own use. Again, I'm sorry if this comes at an inopportune time. I hope you all continue to enjoy this RP.
Hi all. First off, I wanted to apologize for the often-delayed posting and the lack of interaction in the OOC. Now for the even bigger apology, my life is making a big transition right now, I'm already pretty busy with work, and now more than ever, RP is going to become less and less of a priority so rather than string everyone along, waiting for posts that may never come, I am going to have to drop out of this RP, and stop RPing entirely for the foreseeable future. For what it's worth, I enjoyed the time we've spent together fleshing out our characters and interacting through them. You can have YingJue lose the next round to one of the more well-known champs in the coming round, thus disqualifying her, and have her cheer on Kartal and Hedy from the sidelines afterwards. Also ,feel free to do what you wish with the Tieria and Regene Expys that I introduced. Again, I'm sorry if this comes at an inopportune time. I hope you both continue to enjoy this RP.
Hi all. First off, I wanted to apologize for the often-delayed posting and the lack of interaction in the OOC. Now for the even bigger apology, my life is making a big transition right now, I'm already pretty busy with work, and now more than ever, RP is going to become less and less of a priority so rather than string everyone along, waiting for posts that may never come, I am going to have to drop out of this RP, and stop RPing entirely for the foreseeable future. For what it's worth, I enjoyed the time we've spent together fleshing out our characters and interacting through them. You can kill off Saturnalia in the next outing or whatever suits your fancy. Again, I'm sorry if this comes at an inopportune time. I hope you all continue to enjoy this RP.
Roboko

Mekajima Roboko was walking through the halls, heading towards class when she detected a movement behind her. Looking back, she didn't notice anything strange. As she continued to walk though, she heard the distinct sound of motors and the slight rattling of aluminum. Turning back again, all she saw was a slightly misplaced trash bin. But when she continued again, this time an arm and a tentacle came out and grabbed her. Strangely unphased, Ronoko simply asked, "Ah. Are you a robot? Do you belong to Dr. Evelynn Jameson?" Heedless of her words, it proceeded to stuff her inside of itself and gassed her. Roboko, who was herself a robot, was unaffected by the gas and asked, "Can you take me to her?" The trash can proceeded to begin moving, so Roboko said, "Thank you, Mr. Trash Can."

The trash bin robot made its way back to Eve's lab. It promptly discarded its victim into the Test Subject Collection Chamber. "Thank you for bringing me here as requested, robot comrade," said Roboko to the mindless trash can machine as it headed away to make it's rounds of collecting more students. Roboko now turned towards Eve in a motion that was clearly piston and servo driven. "Dr. Evelynn Jameson," Roboko read out in a stilted monotone, "I have come to discover the source of human depravity. Your mother told my father that I would find you here. Will you help me in confirming my research?"
Roswell

Even though Roswell was enrolled, he had no need to attend classes. Even though, by Earth year standards, he was the same age as his classmates, Zeta Reticulans mature faster and complete their mandatory education much sooner than these primitives. Instead, Roswell had used his time to establish the pecking order at the school. He had let himself become the 'victim' of a gang of seniors hoping to bully a defenseless second year, but when he provoked them into attacking him, he used his telekinesis to make himself appear stronger, causing one bully to trip inexplicably, punching someone while using telekinesis to make the receiver of the punch go flying into the ceiling, that sort of thing. He stood on a pile of frothing-mouthed, half-beaten seniors with a smug, satisfied grin on his face. One bully tried to sneakily crawl towards escape, but was suddenly snatched up by a silver machine tentacle, drawing Roswell's attention. To him, as an Extra-Terrestrial Security patroller, it looked like 'misuse of advanced technology on an unadvanced population'. he jumped out to see a conspicuously placed trash can in the middle of the hallway. The use of advanced technology suggested the presence of aliens other than himself, something the ETS said was highly possible as the school was known for paranormal happenings. Maybe this was the lead he was looking for so that he could fulfill his mission and finally get off this god-forsaken rock. In a sly grin, he looked at the trash can and said something that he has always wanted to say, "Take me to your leader!"
demonspade64 said
I believe it my duty to inform/remind Stern Algorithm that all anal prodding have to be done off screen or if the the other player happen to be into that, in the pm.


Of course. Part of the joke will also be that the probe gives surprisingly accurate physiological data so it's actually very useful during investigations if a little unsavory.
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