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I have been writing as a hobby for longer than you have been alive. I have been a regular member and roleplayer of no less than fourteen different online forums during that time (including the old RPG), five six eight of which no longer exist.

I was previously a regular on the Homestuck forums, but I became so sick of thread turnover there that I asked around and eventually found the Guild. Since joining, I have exclusively only participated in Advanced RPs. Before Mahz gave NRPs their own subforum, I used to be an NRP regular in the Advanced Subforum. I am a Guildfall survivor, and know/regularly write with a few others.

If you ask anybody who has written with me in previous RPs, they should tell you that I have a generally open schedule, I post regularly and in a timely fashion, and I never drop an RP once I join unless the thread dies. Some of them may tell you that I have extensive expertise within the realms of Biology, Psychology, and Physics, which I will make no effort to validate since there is no way I can provide hard proof of aforementioned alleged expertise to anybody over the internet (though I am happy to try and answer any questions you send my way).

My favorite fandom is the Myst franchise, which seemingly nobody other than me has ever heard of.

I was a Contest Moderator for the Writing Contests Subforum for just a little bit over two years. I wrote the Moderation Policy for that subforum and I ran a contest called the Twelve Labours; you can still go there and see all of them and the entries people wrote for them in the Contests Section and the Victory Archives.

I have been quadruple secret banned from the guild discord. That is not a joke.

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I don't think we have a posting order. Terminal was talking about a little filler post, I believe, but Hexaflexagon also said he might get a post up today. I'd say wait for the GM personally, but what do I know lol? Another post couldn't hurt.


I decided to forgo the aforementioned post.
Or something a bit more effortless.

@Rockette
Has anyone got any info on Rockette ?


They have been remarkably active in Requiem and The Reavers. You have seen them as you have gone about your way, in all likelihood. So they presumably must know that we are here. Waiting.
"We need to send a small party - no more than eight or so people - to go and have a quiet, civilized negotiation with the city militia and convince them that we only want to pass through."

"Send the emotional trainwreck of a firestarter, the trigger-happy cutthroat, the unrestrained prankster extraordinaire, some random, newly-joined elf - make sure they are as stuck up as possible - a physically and mentally scarred monster hunter, a dwarven ranger - you never know when beast trapping will come in handy in an urban environment - oh, and the venerable swordmaster veteran."

"That last one was almost sensible, but the rest of that 'lineup' is a rout waiting to happen. Glad I won't be there to see it when the blood starts pouring."

"You're going too."

"WHAT?!?"
Odran and the Captain
I have an idea for another post - albeit a brief one - to fill in the time if necessary. May I proceed, or should I just wait for either the Captain/everyone who is left to post first?
Heh. This is a proper theme.

Now where does the glorious leader want the scaled-down statue commemorating his power built, and does he want the 1km model, 1.2km model or the 27.4km model?

The final version will, naturally, be full-sized.


About that.

Due to the realistic and strict adherence of the final version to the actual measurements, a number of local features intrinsic to general logistics as well as economic and ecological dialectic models will have to be condensed in order to fit within its frame. The oceans are easily repurposed for the monument's water feature, but a few of the continental shelves simply do not mesh well together for example - creating complications in rendering the high-fidelity sculpting of the exterior surface. Moving all the forests was easy, but now we have to deal with the constant fire regimes inside the interior (get in touch with HR about that, I think we can repurpose those biomes as a mass grave/incinerator/gladitorial arena combo package). Finally, there is the faint problem of the legs continually grinding and shunting themselves up towards the pelvic region due to the now very literal center of mass created thus.

The punchline being: Unless we get more VOLUNTEER LABORERS, the project's completion will be slightly behind schedule.
Hey @Glorious Herald, it does appear somebody has tampered with your post. Would you like moderator assistance in cleaning it up and banning the offending poster?
@mdk, you ruin EVERYTHING.
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