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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Tesh Yama

Redorchard


Tesh winced as the three children approached him. "Rattata...?" Tesh murmured to himself. Was this a joke? He looked down at the youngster as Kaz finally made his way to Tesh's side, and looked up at his trainer impatiently. There was no way in hell that these little kids could take him on. Hell, he could probably defeat them, three-on-one! Tesh was about to accept their challenge, but before he could say anything, Lynn stepped past him with a comment of her own.

Edgier than a honedge? This one had some nerve to be mocking him, of all people. Tesh scoffed at the crude comment and looked down at Kaz. With one hand, he gently gestured towards the young challengers, two of whom seemed intimidated by Lynn's rather forward approach. The one with a ball cap didn't seem phased at all, though. What an arrogant little twit. "I'm in," Tesh affirmed, Kaz stepping up to the challenge moments after.

Tesh's Meowth's retained its relaxed composure for a moment, but once the Rattata was sent out, Kaz's muscles tensed, and he stood on all four legs with his tail twitching eagerly. "Mraww!" He bellowed with a low growl following behind his shrill meow. Tesh grinned and glanced at the Rattata before them. Heh, this Meowth is more adept than I'd imagined

Before the battle was completely confirmed, he turned back to observe Lynn's Sneasel, and the little deerling that padded near Abigail. He looked thoroughly unimpressed by the little deer pokemon, but Lynn's pokemon was another matter entirely. A sneasel!? It was an excellent specimen. Sneasel were known for their exceptional strength and speed despite being a pre-evolution. Most pre-evo pokemon didn't stand a chance against its insane statistics in battle. Tesh shook the thought and turned to face the youngsters once again. "Mraww!" Kaz bellowed a second time with a low rumble, as he stared the Rattata and two nidoran down.



Inventory
500 pokedollars
Ficus Pokedex
1 x Potion
1 x Ficus Ball

Pokemon Team
Kaz ~ Meowth
@Rune_Alchemist I'll be posting with Tesh now. After that though, I've no objections to starting up.
Krunk Fortress, Lobby

I think you'll need a bit more than a band-aid for that, bucko.


Funk's legs flopped out of his armor near the end of one of his spins. He was now sitting, facing away from zerraf, with a pain passing through his eardrums. "Whoa-ho-oh-ohhhh.. You little punk! Get ready to feel the-" Funk stood up and hopped, landing back on his feet, facing Zerraf just as his shurikens were about to impact him. "...Funk?" The shurikens battered him once after another, not pushing him very far, but most certainly deafening the Funk-master within seconds of the repeated 'tinks' and 'booms' that resounded through his armor.

That's enough, time to show you who's buff, Funk though, propelling himself several feet off the ground. It didn't matter if the shuriken's followed, because what happened next made them somewhat irrelevant, despite that fact that they had already completely deafened the Funk-master and left a few dents in his silvery armor. "Funky Flows!" The little ball-man shouted, dropping back to the ground as if he'd suddenly gained several hundred pounds of weight. As he slammed back down, the shurikens were blown away by the shockwave that followed. A frequency echoed from his ear-holes and gauntlets specifically concocted to stop Zerraf's assault of bladed stars.

Now Funk looked angry. Well, under his helmet, anyways. You really couldn't tell, actually! He was a pretty tough nut to crack!

Meanwhile, Jenso's flamewhip successfully wrapped around horns. "HUH!?" Horns cried, but it was too late. His armor's mid-section began heating up. Suddenly him and Jenso had swapped places, and General Spike couldn't stop. With a loud, satisfying SHRINK! Horns was totally impaled by Spike's mighty horn of justice. Horns coughed up a whole lot of blood beneath his helmet, and Spike pushed himself off of his comrade, looking down at him irritably. "OH NOOOOOOO..."

"Damn it, Horns!" spike shouted, turning to Jenso. "You always were just a handicap!" Spike glared at Jenso through his grated helmet and clenched his fist. "You're going to pay for your intrusion, you hot-headed freak!"
@Lugia I have a few ideas already on how I'm going to handle the plot, but something like that definitely isn't out of the question.
@Lugia Hopefully I keep the theoretical group interested. Assuming I do work on an OOC, I'd encourage people to actually give feedback/contribute to the plot significantly if they'd like.
@Zardoric I can dig that. A talking Mario wouldn't be so bad, I just thing his silence is charming.

@Jensoman

Eyup, There the Co-GM in theory.
@Pacha How did you get that I need whatever program made dat map.
Enjoy your stay, and please avoid baking the patrons into cakes.
Hello and welcome to the guild.

I hope you take a hands on approach to your stay here.

*Muffled groaning*
@Mokley Are our familiars in our control now?
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