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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Bio

Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

Most Recent Posts

@Rune_Alchemist OH THAT ONE.

Yea, go ahead and lift it.
@Rune_Alchemist oh, he tossed that thing out back in the lab. For future reference though, he's very bad at keeping track of his stuff. I kinda like the idea of Quill constantly stealing stuff from him xP
Peach's Castle


Count Collect glanced at Bowser with his infinitely-rolling eyes and tilted his head to one side. He shot the Koopa King a toothy grin. "Oho-Oho! Ohohoho! Big talk for an over-sized pet! Ohohohohoho!" He mocked, floating in place. The caped weirdo slid Peach into his coat despite Bowser's objections, pulling out a larger, blank cap-card to replace her. It was a glistening white, sharing the same holographic pattern of squares that his cape had, and seemed thicker than the average card. The squares shrank and grew as it sailed through the air in his grip, creating a beautiful illusion of trailed diamonds as it did. "I would add YOU to my collection as well! But I've other placed to be!" He announced, suddenly splitting the white card into a rainbow of six equally-thick cards, and throwing them behind himself. They flew through the air and SNAPPED into place, shaping a door with 1 card as every corner, and the other two near the center on either side. "Bah-Ha! Bahahahahaha-Bye~!" With that, the Count backed away into the door-shaped portal, and disappeared into nothingness. The six cards immediately fused into one white card again, and vanished just as quickly as its wielder.

Toad Town, Near Fireman and Blake


As fireman was struck, a sleeker, black and yellow robot made his way towards his brother, not wreaking nearly as much havoc. Instead he stood back and let his hot-headed kin deal all the damage, waiting to be of assistance if anyone tried to stop his rampage. And would you look at that, they had a taker! "Fireman, that hole in you chest is not a very graceful display! This Ruffian has ruined your beautiful image of justice!" He declared, standing next to fireman as he fired another blast at Blake. Elec-man didn't do anything at first to assist, though. This fight had just begun after all. Why not sit back and enjoy the fireworks! Ahaha!

"ENERGIZE!"

Toad Toad, Near the Cap-Card Tourney


Kent-C Koopa was astounded by just how mad Jr Troopa had become at the sight of Mario's ass. To be fair, it made him a little peeved too. That overgrown plumber wasn't this crude the last time he saw him, but the vision of hairy-plumber-butt only reminded him of his failure to stomp the little plumber in the past. Rather than engage him and the others nearby though, Kent decided to run after Jr troopa, who'd been launched very far away by the little Bandita's super-powered swing.
Tesh Yama

Redorchard


Kaz trembled. The pain was beginning to overpower him, but before the little Meowth could Topple over, Tesh was by his side, supporting his weight with both hands. The man scooped Kaz up and cradled the little pokemon in his arms. "Good job," Tesh whispered, scratching behind Kaz's ear. The Meowth twitched a few times in protest, but eventually gave up all his chances of escape and sunk into his trainers arms, completely exhausted.

Tesh barely turned his head to acknowledge the two girls that had fought 'with' him against this amateurish brats. When Lynn acknowledged him though, he shot her a glance and shrugged the veiled compliment away. "They are children after all. There's not much pride to be earned in stomping brats," He scoffed, "If my Meowth wasn't so hot-headed he might have escaped this battle unscathed." When Abigail waved him over, Tesh hesitated for a moment before slowly making his way across the dirt road, with his Meowth clutched carefully between his arms. Kaz shuddered when he was moved even a little bit. "Admittedly, I didn't see much of your Deerling... Abigail? My eyes were set on little sneasel, here," Tesh said softly, peering down at the friendly-looking Sneasel with a soft grin.



Inventory
500 pokedollars
Ficus Pokedex
1 x Potion
1 x Ficus Ball

Pokemon Team
Kaz ~ Meowth ~ [PSN]
I'll post tonight btw. At work till late
@Kafka Komedy Post length isnt a concern usually. Concise over colorful, I always say.
Ah yes, I wasn't home very much yesterday so I probably spaced it. I'll have something up when I'm home from work
Motion is always good for the lungs.

Otherwise you suffocate.

And die.
@Necrophage I'm currently waiting on a couple of people to post so that I can make a master post addressing all the groups, as they've been inactive for a while, but I'll be posting tomorrow regardless.

I've come to accept that this RP moves very slowly. An unfortunate truth, but I'm actually really enjoying the posts as they come, regardless of frequency.

Not to mention, so far I've yet to hit any road-blocks in the plot, which is one of my biggest flaws as a GM. Writers block is my cancer.
Krunk Fortress, Courtyard

General Spike, The head General.


General spike was caught off guard by the fireballs, and then thrown further into disarray when they suddenly picked up speed. Both of his arm cannons fired spike trios towards Zerraf, which slowed in speed upon passing through the red-mage's wind-wall, losing over half of their piercing power. "Damn it!" He shouted, attempting to roll aside. His armor was caught in the dual explosion regardless, which sent his body flying into the top of the fountain, destroying several of the statues before he landed on the opposite side with a bounce. His armor was heated enough that he needed to release his limbs and head to avoid cooking alive, but he wasn't about to get up again without a moment of rest. Especially not after Jenso burned up his sick ass cape.

Meanwhile, the new-comer shifted his form to attack the small fry that immediately began swarming the intruders once Spike was thrown from his pedestal. The waves of flame sent many soldiers in the opposite direction, but several of the rolling balls lost their form and crept to a stop, either because their rounded-bodies lost their for entirely, or because the men wearing the armor lost consciousness from the extreme heat. A good chunk of the foot-soldiers remained though, and they rushed around the defenses in a wave of rolling steel towards Zerraf and Jenso, avoiding the dragon-man as much as they could.
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