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Centurion Bolea, Luka Matthias, 3rd Cohort
June 21st
New Rome, Coliseum

“Hey Lulu.”

Lulu. If there was anyone who called Luka anything other than Bolea, Centurion, or a combination of the two, it was Noah, but that wasn’t at all why he knew it was her. No, it was her voice, that sing-song, that sway in the tone with the little smile of a nickname at the corners, that was how he knew it was her. A half-turn of the head, armor shifting with the movement, to see her walking up. A thin smile touched his lips at the sight.

He hadn’t connected to many people - for the most part, he’d only connected to those no longer in the Legion. Noah had been one of them, someone he’d talked to as she apprenticed alongside him during that year of pause. They were bittersweet memories, but the little moments where he had forgotten all the stress, all the worry, all the wonder at what might make him feel alive melted away…those were as pure as could be, as good as Luka could see. Those memories were nearly always with Noah. The little things that kept one sane, that’s how it had gone, as she walked up beside him. It was almost comical, in a way, considering how tall she was compared to him. No, it was comical.

“You holding up okay?”

How are you. How was Bolea, that he’d gotten beaten by…the second-guesser, the door-maker, the boundryman. How was Bolea, mighty Bolea, that it had all gone to hell with the first fight he got to be in? Was that the question they were all asking? Was that the wonder they all had, and that some would be making those assumptions to their own? The wonder hit the Centurion quietly, though it still hit him. They would say that Luka was angry, or sad, or frustrated that he had lost with so little. They would say that he thought he could do better. Fucking Steiner. Luka could already hear the bastard. They knew him well, though, because it was mostly all true no matter what he should feel about it as a Centurion. Mercator had done well, and he should feel glad about that, but Luka had done poorly. He should have done better. He knew he should have.

A few breaths was all the length of the thought, though, as Luka pursed his lips and frowned just a bit. ”He did well. I should have done better.” The frown continued as they walked along, the guy running one hand through his helmet-hair. He thought on it a bit more, just over it all. What if Luka had won? Would him beating Mercator prove anything by that expected outcome, did idea that a Centurion would clearly always overcome the ranks beneath them simply because they were a Centurion hold any water? It didn’t seem to. It couldn’t. If it did, then the Centurion would continue on until old age overtook them, until they were dust and bone, and no young Legionnaire would show their skill well. No, it couldn’t. It was just…something that might happen every now and again in the whole of it. ”If Legionnaires lost all the time, never winning, I think we’d need to redo our training. But I could have done better.” The words bit against him just a little bit though, even if he reasoned through the whole thing that it should be this way. Pride, pride, pride.

He swallowed, wanting to turn the conversation away quickly. ”And you? Russo had to have been…interesting.”



Michael “Mike” Withers
June 21st
New Rome, Forum

”Look man - chili dogs are superior. It’s really just that simple.”

How do you have a conversation with a dog? Well, shit man, guess you just start talking and see if he wants to say something back. There was Mike, sat up on the little steps to...he looks up and around to see what the hell the place was. Warehouse? Storehouse? Somebody’s outhouse? Might be one of the above, though he could smell fermentation in the air from…something or another, wine, old school classic fish sauce, a bunch of things. But there was Mike, sat up on the little steps, chili dog in one hand, and a plate of chow on a plate with a little audience of friends.

Yeah, sure, said Pluto - Mickey’s dog, not the god - but he added that there was something great about just regular hot dogs with mustard and ketchup. Yeah, yeah, there was something good there, but Pluto hadn’t ever had a real chili dog. At least, that was the great thought. Mike combed through his beard as he thought through exactly how the heck he’d break off a piece from his own without the whole thing going to hell, eyes glancing up at a bit of movement in the corner of ‘em.

Herodotus - full name of Herodotus of San Francisco - looked on from one of the alcoves above. One of the strays - Mike didn’t normally use the term, since honestly that just sounded like they didn’t have a family and he knew for sure they did. ‘Free peoples’ sounds like he was quoting…fuck what was that show…Conan? No. Not Conan. Anyways, ol Herry was a great lil guy. Big guy. He was a big guy. Cool big guy that Mike let crash on the couch for a while…still does, really. The Maine Coon looked down with that lazy little glance before making himself comfortable. How the hell did he get up there?

But Pluto said that there was something to it with rabbits. They’d gone and found rabbits before, and it had been a good time, but there had been something with the rabbits that had given him aches. Ah, that was never a good thing. Mike looked down to consider his chili dog again. ”See, that’s not good. Can’t be eating bad rabbit. Hey, gimme a sec.” With that, he took the chili dog and tried to pinch off the end between thumb and forefinger, detonating chili over his shirt.

”Fuck,” was the absentminded thing, as he leaned forward to let Pluto eat the pinched bit…as well as the chili off his hand. Man, that’s pretty good, said Pluto. Well. At least there was that. ”I told you, man. Chili dogs are great.”
Shipmaster Chur'R-Jev,
Tec, & Nol
Anvil Station, Commissary


A rapid clack of the beak came as a response, the Shipmaster amused well enough at the curiosity. Rather go through ODST or SPARTAN training. There was something good and well about watching the Jiralhanae and Sangeili fight, especially considering the former were all too often butchered by the latter, especially considering the former had been so very, very stupid to the ways of real commerce that she Shipmaster knew. There was also something good and well about the curiosity of the humans, slight as it was against something so small.

He addressed the first, Corporal Hansen judging by the lettering on the tunic, honestly enough. ”I have my sources. Your kind appreciates a good market, same as mine.” There was something about not revealing sources that had always kept with Chur’R-Jev, something very simple. Revealing sources made them a target, made things more tentative, made questions that could be answered…and besides that, it meant others could always go to your source instead of going to you. Friends are friends sometimes because there aren’t better friends available, and the Kig-Yar wasn’t quite certain how low other humans were willing to bid for what he got. ”They were not cheap, but then neither was my cargo. A fair trade.”

The second, the Shipmaster had to consider the question for a moment. Was there anything that quite met the same sensation as a human cigar among the Kig-Yar, or even really former Covenant? Not quite, all things said. Growing plants, drying them, preparing them, wrapping, smoking…these were things that no race in the Covenant, as far as he was aware, was both patient enough and willing enough to do. None had that freedom of action, or saw the action at the end to be worth it, or had the means to begin the process itself. No, the Great Journey had encompassed them all and, to those it did not encompass, they had been busy in reaping the rewards of the aftermath of every invasion, every battle, every world. He had been taken up in that, too, and was certain that any proposition of creating a drug would have been thoroughly dismissed for more pressing sources of income. ”The Kig-Yar do not. The Sangheili do not. The Jiralhanae do not.”

A brief consideration. There was another he had not initially considered. None had considered creating a profit off of the Unggoy, small as they were, because that market had always been controlled by the Unggoy themselves. The Kig-Yar could see little cooperation ever being possible to try to displace that, and besides such gas production was a difficult start-up. More pressing sources of income always were. But he said anyways, to the one whose nametag said Yates, ”The Unggoy do. Gas ratios to their methane…I am told it is similar.” Another pause. ”I have others. Unlit. Would you want one?”
Centurion Bolea, Luka Matthias, 3rd Cohort
June 21st
New Rome, Coliseum

Happiness. Pride. Joy.

Would only the words actually fit into the shapes they were meant to be, supposed to be. He’d volunteered for the spars, like anyone ought who enjoyed the blade in hand, the shield, the focus. There was something good about it, even if the trophy was altogether meaningless, something good about the process, about the mere act. Sparring was training, and training was good…even if the training against one-another lent itself to a different idea of fighting than ever could be found fighting a monster, a creature, a real foe who really wanted you dead.

He’d sparred against Mercator of the Second, a Messenger.

It hadn’t gone well. They had set him in with sword and shield against two swords, something…something Luka had grown unused to. He’d grown accustomed to the bow or dart, accustomed to the pelting as he closed that distance. He’d grown fat. He’d grown lazy. The wind set about as he had tried to close that distance, thundering in, before the Messenger began his own methods.

It hadn’t gone well. There was something fascinating about Mercator’s method, his dancing about, his portals, his sight. Luka should have closed quicker, or instead of trying to break the Messenger’s ankles with the rim of his shield done something…something else. Anything else. Mercator was of Janus, foresight, and the plan itself was that problem. He felt stupid for not considering it more before. Luka’d thought it was something more vague, more nebulous, more of a feeling than a true prediction. He should have given Mercator more issues, things to choose, or perhaps have eschewed the whole of the swordplay entirely. Perhaps the real answer would have been using his shield as a great big club and tried to break the air out of his lungs.

It hadn’t gone well. Perhaps the real answer wasn’t the real answer because it all depended on things that could never be measured. Maybe Mercator had gotten lucky this time, or Luka would get lucky next time, and all the changes in tactics wasn’t the deciding factor at all. Was there a tactic to the Messenger’s method? He could see it initially, true, but the second fight he witnessed with Mercator against the Praetor, it all fell apart.

Well, that was it. There was something there, but it fell apart under the pressure. It needed growth or help or some other thing. Luka knew he should’ve been happy for the Messenger, that he did something and did it well, knew he should feel some bit of pride that another Legionary was doing well for themselves, that they had some potential to be more and better, and he knew that he should feel some sense of duty to needing to make that Messenger realize their potential, and yet…and yet that seemed to all fall away. It seemed to fall away into a sense that Luka could have done better, that he should have done better, that there was a right and need for him to have done better. He shook it away. It wasn’t right for a Centurion to feel so entitled, to rest so easily on an idea of laurels, not even the laurels themselves. It wasn’t right for a son of Heroes to feel he is that simply by blood. No, that’s not how it all worked.

His hand wrapped around that vitis, feeling the ironwood and lead heft. There was still the Reenactment of Carthage to get on to and Luka wouldn’t miss that.



Shipmaster Chur'R-Jev,
Tec, & Nol
Anvil Station, Commissary


Nol clacked his beak quickly in response to the declaration, the best approximation to a chuckle as far as Chur’R-Jev could ever say, as he shook a quilled head at the whole of the statement. A bit tougher. That was always an understatement, though doubtless the Sangheili wouldn’t be pushing the humans as far as they would normally to their own. The softest - or perhaps youngest - had come to the station, because the eldest, the most experienced, the most fanatic were too busy butchering Jiralhanae to do anything else. This and the fact that the most experienced would rather continue to butcher humans than ever engage with them, that’s as the Shipmaster saw it. They had avoided, well enough, the idea of ‘defeat’ through the simple excuse that the whole of the War had been built on a lie. And yet, the fact that there had been defeats before still existed. Some Sangheili would never accept the truth of the matter.

He watched though as more Spartans - unfit second-hands, as far as the Shipmaster could say - walked in to all sit with one of the Sangheili in particular. A stare for a moment, that’s all Chur’R-Jev delivered as he considered exactly why they were all drawn together. Stupid little children, that’s the second-hands, who wanted to measure themselves against veterans of the War of Annihilation. Creatures who wanted to learn from hands who bloodied their kin once, and did not quite understand that the tease and temper given between humans normally was not as the Sangheili did things. Honor, stupid honor and oaths and hierarchies of tradition, that’s the Sangheili, and a new world had been built ramshackle on the old, blessed old, world that the Sangheili had grown to venerate and accept. It was all stupid, the Shipmaster thought, all stupid and measured and cut away.

Chur’R-Jev turned to the Marine though, manipulating a human knife with as much dexterity as could ever be managed to cut into his slice of steak. Picking one long cut up with the knife, the Kig-Yar chomped against it with his beak, swallowing most whole before pausing just a moment. Pepper, that’s what the humans called it, something that delivered just a bit of a burn in the taste, but cooked into the meat itself. It was…ground something, as the Shipmaster knew it, though he hadn’t seen the type in any Covenant rations before. They’d had to resort to such before, when the pickings were slim.

”They’re going easy on you. They go easy on everything here. Their best hunt…Brutes, you call them? Ask them to not, and maybe you’ll learn quicker.” He chomped against another slice of steak, savoring it far less as the Shipmaster rasped out more. ”Or you’ll be dead quicker. One or the other. Maybe both.”
Sienna Nessa “Ness” Hanvey
Hogwarts Great Hall


She hadn’t said much for the rest of the journey on the train - nor, really, any of the journey with the carriages. Something had preoccupied the Irish witch on the great matter of Appletree and Seamus, neither of which had seemed particularly bright in the whole of that interaction and both of which spelled immense, absolutely stupid trouble for the upcoming year. For that matter, both spelled trouble for the general society at large, considering they were due to graduate after that year. The fact that neither could quite restrain themselves wasn’t great, and the fact that Seamus was an absolute bastard was even worse on top of it all. No, she wasn’t in the best of moods.

The carriage ride was spent thinking on ways to avoid both. Not many concepts came up. They’d require dealing with, both of them, and fast too if Ness was to keep any sort of sanity throughout the rest of the school year and the rest of the students. A duel wouldn’t do to fix Seamus, not at all, considering how many times he’d gotten up from them. No, she’d need to look about to see if his past had any dregs left, get something there that could serve best. Appletree was a better prospect for anything. He just didn’t have the best of control in things. As she thought, both hands served to pet Oisin, try to placate the feline in the realm where he was most eager to rectify the problem in the way he knew best. After all, Seamus couldn’t very well give trouble if he didn’t have a face. It wasn’t a method Ness thought would be good, not at all. She sighed internally at the whole of it.

And that the damnable thing happened in front of the new girl. In front of the Second Years, who were practically First Years with more confidence. That was stupid, stupid stupid, and annoyed Ness near as much as the problem itself. They needed some sort of role model, she knew, just as she’d needed role models when she was in their shoes. First years of the school were always the hardest, no matter how prepared one thought they were, and now they thought that the eldest were just absolute fools who hadn’t a lick of restraint. If they thought Seventh Years could keep themselves together, why should they even try? Stars, it burned at her, that idea. She burnt away in her seat, trying to think on ways to fix it other than throwing the pair out and away with the simple explanation ‘those two are fools, don’t treat with them’. Not many ways came to mind. They got to the castle, though, and the luggage soon went off and away. Oisin went too, padding away to the Hufflepuff Basement that he knew all too well.

Then the Great Hall, all the other students and the teachers and the staff all in one place. She’d disliked the Great Hall when first getting to Hogwarts. Some part of her still disliked it. The roof was so high that some part of the brain was tricked into thinking it was cold, the students so absolutely loud and rambunctious and foolish that they roared and talked and bled noise into the air, the teachers watching from that far desk. She took a seat furthest from the teachers, all the new kids moving forward in that big mob, and there was still the noise. One hand searched through her pockets, producing a pair of cork earplugs before she put them in. Better, better.

"Welcome everyone to a new year in Hogwarts, I hope you have enjoyed you vacations and that you are ready to face the challenges that lay ahead. Let us start with Sorting Ceremony for the new students. When I call your name please sit on the stool an the Sorting Hat shall determine which of the Four Houses fits you the best. As for the rest of the students, I am sure you will give a warm welcome to the new witches and wizards."

She watched as the First Years went up, got assigned each house, and each one cheered away. It felt somewhat empty. It felt somewhat…well, Ness didn’t quite know. But she watched and clapped and gave the little motions all the same, gave all the same little smiles from that distance. The Irish girl saw that Catalina was put into Ravenclaw, through the cork, and smiled a bit at that. Better than Slytherin, at least. Better than Gryffindor too.

All was said and done, and there was the food. Ness produced a little book from her robe, though, read it under the lip of the table in that great distance. She didn’t much feel like eating, not really, though one hand snaked up to the table for a roll or three for her pockets. Always good for later.
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