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2 yrs ago
Man, when we gettin tables for these posts. I want to microsoft sheets on these folks.
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2 yrs ago
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they have stolen my milkshake, I have called the authorities.
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2 yrs ago
I have 99 problems and they're all trying to fight me please send help.
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3 yrs ago
Don't be a part of the problem, be the whole problem.
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Φ PAYBACK Φ

She listened to the chatter of the comms from outside, took another sip of the all-too-sweet coffee. Yeah, there were benefits, though her eyes danced from one place to another to another. She’d seen most of them lock up their cars, sure, though there were five way-too-expensive electrics in the driveway that had stupid fobs. Yeah, Myla knew she could break those. That was kiddie stuff.

Some part of her wanted to go inside. There were easier things to take there. There were always easier things to take there. People didn’t lock up their desks right, or they didn’t close out a computer properly, so on, so forth. Of course, she’d probably demagnetize someone’s card if she tried anything there. Of course, stealing anything at a SDN station was stupid - there were cameras everywhere. There were always cameras everywhere, and people used to being on their toes instead of being relaxed, calm, existing. Some of the dispatchers were idiots, sure, but a few were ex-Heroes who’d had too long behind a desk where they’ve been itching to get back into the fight.

Her thoughts were half on the conversation. Another sip. Lightning talked too much, Eclipse sounded like a Red Ring fuck who couldn’t get out if they had a C-section, and all-in-all it made her really, really tempted to take the ear piece out. Of course, that would set off all kinds of alarms probably, and some part of her remembered it was a part of the Phoenix Program agreement. But hey, Eclipse was a shadow-guy apparently, and Myla couldn’t help but glance down at her bag. Yeah, she could deal with that pretty easy.

The guy seemed to be having an issue, though…drugs or something. Dealing. Yeah that sounded about right, too. Myla leaned back into the chair, enjoyed the sun a bit more, took that deep breath in. Maybe she could get staplers or…something. Maybe? What’d people leave out on their desks that she could snag. None of it would really matter, of course. It’s not like she could sell staplers, or post-it notes, or fuckin pens, but maybe it was a little statement. ‘I can do this and you can’t stop me’. Maybe that was it…or she just wanted to. Fuck. At least the Red Ring shmuck could blame something outside of himself, Myla just had the issue with her. Issue? No, no. Gift.

Yeah, a gift. Sure. Maybe when the lights turned off Myla could do a walk-around to see what got left out. She sat the coffee down on the chair, painfully started to enter in letters. The other people probably were hearing it on a text-to-speech, but that’s what it was.

”B outside til u need. K?”
Morning all,

Halfway considering jumping into this after I somehow missed the launch.

Any especially important bits of lore I should know, far as what players have done, before I start brewing up a character?

Φ PAYBACK Φ

Fuckin Superheroes.

The thought had passed through her head a few times - it was weird to think that yeah, she’d be working with them. It was weird to think that someone, somewhere might eventually mistake her for one. It was weird to think that the whole program was aimed at rehabilitation, even though she hadn’t seen much of that. Yeah, it was all told, pretty fuckin weird. So the thought had gone through her head a few times. The watch she had, a Timex that was old by most standards, was still a weight on her wrist she hadn’t gotten used to.

That’s not to say that there weren’t perks. The feeling of heat from the paper cup in her hands, for instance - that was pretty nice. She’s actually gotten the milk to steam, too, and some little voice said that drinking it would be maybe a little waste. But, hell, there was something wonderful about it. A sip or two, that feeling of perfection and warmth. It was way better than any cell.

But hey, Fuckin Superheroes. She’d seen a few already, sitting on one of the seats in a waiting area before relocating to one of the seats outside. A lot of uniforms here, there - spandex, leather, metal, a bunch of different types. They seemed fucking stupid, the kinds of people who thought they were everything in the world and able to make it all the way they wanted. The kinds dof people who thought they were doing great fukkin work, even if it was always a cop putting someone in a van afterwards, a CO taking them to a cell, a shrink asking them how mom and dad were. Yeah, great fukkin work. They were tools, really, but then again she thought to herself…was she much better? She’d be a tool too, except a cheaper one for a lighter sentence. Yeah, always a time. Another sip of the cappuccino. Was pretty good. Maybe it was worth it.

Her Timex clicked on, the tinny speaker working through its paces.

"Morning, Alpha Team. This is your Dispatcher Riley Rider checking in. Since losing Tsunami and Meta-Man last week, we've got new team members joining us. Feel free to say hello and make them feel 'welcome'".

She stared for a second. ‘Riley Rider’...alright then, Bob Bobberson, Mr Plain-Ass-Clothes. Of course, the fact that they’d lost ‘Tsunami’ and ‘Meta-Man’ was annoying, but the guy didn’t seem too broke about it. Those guys probably just jumped ship for a better job than Claremont. Honestly, probably not too hard. Of course, while she was thinking that another voice came-on, the display saying…’Lightning Girl’. Yeah, alright.

"Hi team, I'm Lightning Girl! I'm an electricity based kind of person.....Riley, please send my apologies to Tsunami and Meta-Man if you don't mind. They uhhh.....I mean, I did tell them I could handle it. I look forward to working with you all, just please don't run in front of me if I'm throwing bolts at baddies! I'm just by the smoking area, good to go when you lot are!"

She stared a bit at that, too. Sounded like a schoolgirl bimbo, really. What stupid lottery was it that people like that got lightning of all things? Sounded British, too. Goddamn it. Then Myla looked up from her seat, up to the roof of that building, to see someone standing there in a…fukkin pose before jumping down to a balcony. Probably the girl? God, she didn’t know. Who the heck just does poses on buildings but some jumped-up kid.

She considered what the hell there was to say to all that before resolving something. Setting the cappuccino down, she began to manipulate the little dial for a return message.

”K.”


I feel like I should ask...
The Dispatch-universe is pretty open-ended as far as prior events, right? Not much set in stone there?
Quietly sweeps my magnet based dispatcher under the rug

It’s cool. I wanted to make a fire guy anyway.

If you want I can always do the "Can create a vacuum around themselves" person, but after running that in a MHA game I realized it is absolutely broken.
@Thayr

Still could! Sounds like a perfect pairing, maybe just less electric projection, maybe more magnet fuckery!

Could work, yeah. It helps that I was making a Phoenix Program lady, so a little different.
Hope the medical emergency goes well and all!

Personally interested, but admittedly started writing a Magnetic Field generator before realizing we already have an electric lady. Goddang it.
Shipmaster Chur'R-Jev,
Tec, & Nol
Anvil Station, Commissary


"Will the following please report to Conference Room Seven. Cassandra Reed, Tapo'Hatam, Chur'R-Jev, Lucy Holden, Kajina Yates, Solares Morgenstern and Edward Lance as soon as possible."

A clack of the beak in annoyance. Conference Room Seven - normally when those occurred, especially with such a variety of names, it was some sort of hunt or another. The Kig-Yar angled his head ever so slightly to the speaker, listening to each of the names. The SPARTAN-failures, the Sangheili, numerous humans, him…it was some sort of zoo, really, as the humans would call it. Something more interesting than usual. Maybe something profitable. Likely something dangerous.

If it was dangerous, Chur’R-Jev was sure that the SPARTAN could go first. They always did like to do so. Having so many humans…and a Sangheili…would be possibly an issue. Both weren’t ones willing to adjust a hunt like that towards the prospects of securing profit, pausing in that main thing for it. They just had the main issue in mind, with high-minded ideas of ‘professionalism’ and other nonsense. In a way, the Kig-Yar missed the War of Annihilation. Things were so much easier then.

“Not the weirdest thing. I know some people huff paint for the fumes. Disgusting, weird stuff. Oh, and, no thanks. Smoking isn’t for me. Same as her, it’s rotten for the lungs.”

”Want to come along?"

”I will have more. Should you change your mind.”

Chur’R-Jev looked up at the human before back down at the rest of his steak. It would be a shame to waste it. Taking the remaining piece in his claws, juice running between them, with a few choice snaps of the beak the tender meal had disappeared. Running the thin napkin - for some reason, humans still insisted on using such things - between the claws to clean, he looked back up. ”Not much of a choice, I think. Let’s go.”

Getting up, followed by the other two who had finished their meals far quicker, he made his way to the lift. It wasn’t all that slow a time, the lift moving quickly compared to most Chur’R-Jev knew in the Covenant - they kept enough time for a psalm or something of another to the Great Journey. At least, that’s at the Kig-Yar saw it. Perhaps he had just been in very slow lifts before. Perhaps. On coming to the door, though, the Shipmaster produced a security card from his pouch - it had been annoying that he had yet to acquire more, but such was how it was.

”Wait here, he told Tec and Nol, the pair leaning against a wall to immediately discuss exactly what sort of food was best in Kig-Yar clacks.

On entering the room, and looking around to find most others there, the Shipmaster’s feathers ruffled. He wasn’t the last one there. Very annoying. The Kig-Yar took a seat though, looking up to the Sangheili who had decided to stand in the corner. His beak opened, though he considered again before closing it. There wasn’t much more to be said to such.
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