I'd cross my fingers and hope for romance or something like that, but apparently I'm already a yandere target so I'll have to decline >_>
Anime must have every single character tied into a giant love dodecahedron, and so too must we.
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Anime must have every single character tied into a giant love dodecahedron, and so too must we.
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She could be hanging around having a good time but in reality she's slowly getting into position or setting up for whatever the Librarians have planned?
Yup. Another way would just be to wait for KoL's post about librarians.
Oh boy, Fei is going to become a Karma Houdini in one of these next posts xD
Whether it be an oh shit moment or Mariette appearing out of no where to scold Acerbus for no reason.
Also, @KoL, does this mean your delinquent character will pierce the heavens? Part of me feels like if my character was a flirt, there would be more of a comedic affect.
"Hey Fei, seems like you got some fire in your loins after that clash back there. Want me to help douse those flames?"
There would not be enough healing tomes in the world to preserve your life. :P
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Something tells me you're going to join those two other girls in squeeing rather than conjuring up a plan xP
Well, my options are to attempt to plot a plan with my only assets being an adrenaline junky warrior and a maybe if she wants to help scientist with poisoned sword vs an infinitely sized army of people who are each individually stronger than the warrior, and that is only including ONE guardian of the huge number of characters on the Imperium side....
Or I could instead review some new ass-ets.
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*looks at sig*
No idea what you're talking about.
Nooooooo!
Yeah, the events preceding it haven't exactly happened yet, so it wouldn't be time to post it IC anyway. Considering I don't think that post could ever actually be posted IC, I decided to post it out here for funzies.
Also... Windel, your sig has a young orange haired man in a sci fi setting ripping off his spacey uniformy thing, and then two girl's squee-ing... Which anime is this from? I have things I need to be doing now.
:D
Also... Windel, your sig has a young orange haired man in a sci fi setting ripping off his spacey uniformy thing, and then two girl's squee-ing... Which anime is this from? I have things I need to be doing now.
Best plan ever, 10/10, we need more jokes like this made by Meihou - stripped and ready for punishment ;P
:D
The fact that I'd get aced by ten people stronger than I am before my fireworks display finished? The fact that I don't know many of the crucial players in said story's existence? The fact that I don't even have the manpower to set up the fireworks display, podium, and music? The noted problem of Sadlightning not doing anything? The fact that I'm just making stuff up in an attempt to set my opponents off guard in a way that will assuredly backfire? The fact that we don't have any assassination plans, at least that Měihóu knows about?
I'm pretty sure there's more than one problem.
I'm pretty sure there's more than one problem.
If I were a super genius, this would be my plan. Unfortunately, I'm not.
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"Laaaaaadies and gentlemeeeeen, your attention pleeeease!" Měihóu suddenly yells out from a small stage on eye level with the gallows, just in the moment of silence as the twilight between speech and execution hangs. The concealing robes about her form are dropped away to reveal her stripperiffic armor, fireworks detonating and framing the space around her.
"Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood Librarian, and I'm here to explain the events of terrorism tonight!" Měihóu gestured towards a large scroll painting that she had been working on earlier, all Vanna White style. "Firstly, I'll show up here, explaining, with a fair chance of getting interrupted, but not 100%, mainly because a Puppy tells Fire Hair Sr that I'm telling the truth or at least believe I am. Honestly, I'm still kind of confused by that one." Měihóu stares in confusion for a moment at the picture, where a small blond dog with a red bow tie is floating above the gallows at a man's height, is whispering into a fire haired figure's ear.
"Anyway, after grandstanding and attempting to play the crowd for a bit, I'll attempt to use the antidote as collateral to ransom back the prisoners. But Fire Hair Senior is a hard ass and will refuse, saying that soldiers who abandoned their posts and let themselves get decieved deserve their fate. That's when I'll taunt people, cause chaos, and attempt to lure as many of the defenders away as possible to catch me. This ruse will be seen through and work, regardless of whether I tell everyone it's a ruse up front or not, because you will send somebody after me no matter what, because I'm a Librarian and general nuissance, but you'll also leave stalwart defenders because you're professionals and not dumb."
"Goldilocks will presume that they can use their sheer numbers to protect the prisoners while people are chasing after me, and they're totally right for awhile, but they and Silvertree will get drawn off when the scale of the assassination attempts against Impery-Lady keeps growing and the havoc I wreak becomes more and more over the top. Silvertree will accidentally cause a fair portion of damage, when he overcompensates a block against an attack that actually turns out to be made out of peaches. We'll rescue a couple of the prisoners, but not very many, as you guys still have WAY more forces available. Fortunately, we get the important one. In that same confusion, some looting will take place nothing too out of the ordinary, except for one daring gentleman thief who makes barely off with an item of eldritch importance despite pursuit by Noface McClown. This will be an important sub-plot that will come up later, as we Librarians and Imperium-eets fight over him while he muses whether the item is worth it while unlocking its true powers. Eventually, he'll have to choose between ultimate cosmic power and true love, discovered in times of desperate alliance. Sigh, how romantic... Sadly, I won't even be one of the choices, cei la vie." Měihóu shrugged.
"But back to the not-here and now closer future, where after a couple rounds of cavorting mayhem, destroying two city blocks, and knocking Fire Hair Jr. OR Sr. into a building because of poor Mother/Dauther mutual trust and overprotectiveness, I'll then take a wound on my left arm from the other going all rage mode don't you touch my mommy/daughter. Then I'll use my tome's secret ability to escape detection. However, I'll be tracked down by a stealth user who never lost track of me when I used the ability. When Ghosty leads Goldilocks back to the hidden Librarian base, they'll discover clues that the Librarian is actually... Oh, there I go getting sidetracked again."
"The only one I'm really worry about is Sadlightning, don't have a good grip on how he's supposed to play out, and him not doing anything the whole time would be weird. Hoping he doesn't mess everything up though it could be fun as long as it doesn't result in bleeeh." Měihóu makes the traditional across the neck death sign.
"So, now that we're all on the same page, I hope you're ready to start the fun! GO THEME MUSIC!" Měihóu pulls out her staff, pointing it forward, as she steps forward onto a music player with her free foot.
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"Laaaaaadies and gentlemeeeeen, your attention pleeeease!" Měihóu suddenly yells out from a small stage on eye level with the gallows, just in the moment of silence as the twilight between speech and execution hangs. The concealing robes about her form are dropped away to reveal her stripperiffic armor, fireworks detonating and framing the space around her.
"Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood Librarian, and I'm here to explain the events of terrorism tonight!" Měihóu gestured towards a large scroll painting that she had been working on earlier, all Vanna White style. "Firstly, I'll show up here, explaining, with a fair chance of getting interrupted, but not 100%, mainly because a Puppy tells Fire Hair Sr that I'm telling the truth or at least believe I am. Honestly, I'm still kind of confused by that one." Měihóu stares in confusion for a moment at the picture, where a small blond dog with a red bow tie is floating above the gallows at a man's height, is whispering into a fire haired figure's ear.
"Anyway, after grandstanding and attempting to play the crowd for a bit, I'll attempt to use the antidote as collateral to ransom back the prisoners. But Fire Hair Senior is a hard ass and will refuse, saying that soldiers who abandoned their posts and let themselves get decieved deserve their fate. That's when I'll taunt people, cause chaos, and attempt to lure as many of the defenders away as possible to catch me. This ruse will be seen through and work, regardless of whether I tell everyone it's a ruse up front or not, because you will send somebody after me no matter what, because I'm a Librarian and general nuissance, but you'll also leave stalwart defenders because you're professionals and not dumb."
"Goldilocks will presume that they can use their sheer numbers to protect the prisoners while people are chasing after me, and they're totally right for awhile, but they and Silvertree will get drawn off when the scale of the assassination attempts against Impery-Lady keeps growing and the havoc I wreak becomes more and more over the top. Silvertree will accidentally cause a fair portion of damage, when he overcompensates a block against an attack that actually turns out to be made out of peaches. We'll rescue a couple of the prisoners, but not very many, as you guys still have WAY more forces available. Fortunately, we get the important one. In that same confusion, some looting will take place nothing too out of the ordinary, except for one daring gentleman thief who makes barely off with an item of eldritch importance despite pursuit by Noface McClown. This will be an important sub-plot that will come up later, as we Librarians and Imperium-eets fight over him while he muses whether the item is worth it while unlocking its true powers. Eventually, he'll have to choose between ultimate cosmic power and true love, discovered in times of desperate alliance. Sigh, how romantic... Sadly, I won't even be one of the choices, cei la vie." Měihóu shrugged.
"But back to the not-here and now closer future, where after a couple rounds of cavorting mayhem, destroying two city blocks, and knocking Fire Hair Jr. OR Sr. into a building because of poor Mother/Dauther mutual trust and overprotectiveness, I'll then take a wound on my left arm from the other going all rage mode don't you touch my mommy/daughter. Then I'll use my tome's secret ability to escape detection. However, I'll be tracked down by a stealth user who never lost track of me when I used the ability. When Ghosty leads Goldilocks back to the hidden Librarian base, they'll discover clues that the Librarian is actually... Oh, there I go getting sidetracked again."
"The only one I'm really worry about is Sadlightning, don't have a good grip on how he's supposed to play out, and him not doing anything the whole time would be weird. Hoping he doesn't mess everything up though it could be fun as long as it doesn't result in bleeeh." Měihóu makes the traditional across the neck death sign.
"So, now that we're all on the same page, I hope you're ready to start the fun! GO THEME MUSIC!" Měihóu pulls out her staff, pointing it forward, as she steps forward onto a music player with her free foot.
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Edited tags don't work, btw. @Vocab won't get a notification for that.
And, whatever plans you implement, remember that Cyrin is literally on top of the gallows at the moment.
Well, Hruh. At least the letters are still shiny.
Anyway, no worries about that. Měihóu's plans have all the subtlety of a timed building demolition.
By the way, Aristo, nice theme song. :)
Hmmm... I've got some smarty pants ideas for rescuing the prisoners, but I need an IC reasons for Monkey knowing what to do. Any Librarian librarian types up for some scheming?
After a quick check I see we have one Librarian other than Monkey. @Vocab, up for some SerysXMěihóu plotting to rescue prisoners from peril via perfidy?
Hmmm... I've got some smarty pants ideas for rescuing the prisoners, but I need an IC reasons for Monkey knowing what to do. Any Librarian librarian types up for some scheming?
After a quick check I see we have one Librarian other than Monkey. @Vocab, up for some SerysXMěihóu plotting to rescue prisoners from peril via perfidy?
My ideal scenario is to get all the guardians reaally angry at me, via excessive taunting, and then run away in such a manner as to humiliate them publicly. Via excessive taunting.
The hard part is surviving said scenario, since any one of the guardians could totally take me with a hand behind their back.
The hard part is surviving said scenario, since any one of the guardians could totally take me with a hand behind their back.
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