@Banana Giving someone a cattail cat is avoiding the best part of a cat. That it's fluffy, warm, and cute. Without that, cats don't have much going for them.
@TheWindel Huh, I got the feeling that your network of characters with KoL had an enormous history behind them. Well, in that case you do a wonderful illusion of that.
@Mega Birb Deva is in multiple roleplays. In a previous one she acquired a cat and a dog, but my monkey completely avoided notice by never doing anything important.