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7 yrs ago
Current Alright, Inkarnate. You win the game of RP flex's, how does it feel? Do you feel like the hero you are?
7 yrs ago
I also bow down to you, Vox. You're still here and that's what counts!
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7 yrs ago
I bow down to you, Altered Tundra. Keep on keeping on, you legend!
7 yrs ago
I'm fighting my procrastination to try and keep my daily posts at 1.51 instead of 1.50. I didn't realise it'd be this much of a battle!
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7 yrs ago
Retail is just a cancer of the soul
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If the Lady Alice can grace Sett with such a request~ @The Fated Fallen


When I get home from work Alice is going to let Settionne ride ten horses! Wait, no! Eleven! There's going to be so much horse riding he won't be able to feel his arse for weeks!

Wait... You little thief! When I'm finished with you, you won't be able to feel your... Hang on, something's stopping me!



Damnit!
I feel bad for chasing Mega Birb off...
I've dared to completely ignore the prospect of being kicked out of this like a torpedo out of its launch tube and instead have collected my strength to make an audacious post! Nobody should have the right to say that I went down without flying colors!

I'm trying to be humorous...


You did the humour thing well, no worries! Thanks for posting even though you're feeling down, it means a lot
Everything is awful!

I wasn't trying to be mean or anything! I'm innooooooooceeeeeeeeent!!!

We didn't mean anything by it, @Mega Birb, we seriously aren't judgemental or anything like that! Come back! You just caught us on a bad day!
[...] but I'm a human every day. In my mind at least, it'd be more fun to be something not exactly human.


That's what I always used to say, I don't know why I've really shifted away from that mindset but there we are. I guess I found having to be a different race was more restricting, everybody expects a dwarf to be booze in one hand and axe in the other. Elves are always seen as roguish and off with the faeries and if you play anything other than those stereotypes with other less-fantasy-fluent people they tend to lose interest in your characters.
<Snipped quote by Darkraven>

Guess I'm leaving then.

EDIT: I get that I'm not the greatest at character creation and I apologize for bashing human races, but you don't have to be an ass about it.


I was joking around! (please don't hate me) I know it's hard to tell with writing, but I'm sorry. But still, how boring your character is doesn't lie in what race they are.

Either way I wasn't trying to be hostile, and I don't think @Darkraven was either
@The Fated Fallen
I apologize, but humans tend to lack the roguish traits I go for most of the time.


:'(

Fantasy typecasting is real
humans are boring in high-fantasy D&D type stuff.


Ouch...
The group seemed to have reached enough of an impasse that they would at least travel until the point became important to discuss. Horses were brought out. Alice like many of her peers had been raised to ride horses, though the kind she was used to were of a different breed altogether. The ones brought forth before the group were a much stronger and more graceful type than any seen in Vrettonnia, being the size and build of the Andred brute-like war horses akin to the one Jezebeth had pulled herself onto and yet they still reminder her of the magically bred royal beasts that several families were famed for in her homeland, the kind of show beasts that danced their way wherever they went. Typical of elves, however, the horses were free to a fault, they bore no riding gear which would make holding on an annoyance and riding side-straddle an impossibility.

Alice sighed, there was no reason for a lady like her halfway across the world to ride side-saddle but habit was a hard thing to weed out. Jezebeth straddled her own beast and put her helmet on, an example to all of them. Golden curls and beautiful face disappearing beneath hard steel. Her last signs of weakness disappeared with it, the shattered woman who the group had been presented with seemed a far cry from the one here and Alice felt inspired.

She wondered if she could ever have been like Jezebeth, had she been born in Andred. An emotion she hadn't felt before bloomed in her chest, like when one looks upon an idol and strives to be like them. Such thinking was merely childish fantasy, though. A second glance let her take real stock of the situation, they were cut of entirely different cloth. Jezebeth had been raised from birth on virtue and valour, that social class was to be earned and not inherited or seized. When Jezebeth came of age it was probably in glory, celebrations were likely a part of her ascension to knighthood. When Alice came of age she was cast out of her system, and travelled ever since. It was the best thing that had happened to her, she knew, but it was a key defining feature that made her realise she would never be like the apparent demi-god before her. It would be easy to become bitter about such a thing, but bitterness was what ruled the Vrettonnian courts and Alice had left all that behind years ago. Maybe she felt a bit of remorse, but she knew that would go away in time

Alice turned to Geradin, who looked distastefully at the typically human mounts. She knew he would probably prefer some form of mountain goat, gods know why. She'd ridden them before, and they were awful. For one they smelt and were extremely greasy, many dwarves thinking it a waste of time to wash themselves, let alone their mounts. Not only that, but since mountains are vertical, more often than not the rider has to grasp deep into the fur of the beast or risk falling off meaning it can take weeks of cleaning for the stench to come out. In the end she'd sold that riding outfit off to a pawnbroker, though she wished she'd bought something in it's stead now.

She gave Geradin a leg up onto his horse, knowing that without some sort of encouragement they'd be here all day waiting for him.

She sighed again, conscious of the fact she was doing that too often and clambered her way up onto her own allocated beasts back. A midnight black horse, as stoic in the face of company as she liked to think herself was. She took it slow, as to remain composed and feeling her inner self judge every movement against the impossible to reach bar of Jezebeth. Lacking reigns Alice interlaced her fingers with the beasts mane, which seemed the complete opposite of the mountain goats she had in mind earlier. She said in Elvish as a test, "Right," and the beast turned. It made sense that without reigns the only way to control the horse would be with words. Now if only she could remember what the word for left was...

@POOHEAD189@Fetzen@BCTheEntity@Banana@Darkraven
The whole IC conversation is pretty much real life summed up:

People all making valid points that don't actually disagree with anybody else's points and yet for some reason thinking that their point makes everybody else's invalid, and repeating that point without addressing anybody else's points and so basically talking to a brick wall and hoping for consensus

Half the party = The dragon is probably related to the threat and could well attack us while we're dealing with said threat, in which we wouldn't be prepared and we'd die

Other half of the party = The dragon isn't time sensitive, why deal with it now?

Half of the party = Because the dragon is probably related to the threat and could well attack us while we're dealing with said threat, in which we wouldn't be prepared and we'd die

Other half of the party = But shouldn't we deal with the threat first?

Half the party = Well the dragon is probably allied with the threat

Other half of the party = Why don't we go deal with the threat, the dragon isn't time sensitive

Half of the party = We could get attacked by the dragon while dealing with the threat, and that would be bad

Other half of the party = Why are we discussing this dragon? It isn't our quest, we can deal with the dragon afterwards

Half of the party = The dragon is probably going to attack us on the way, we'd rather get the jump on it first or have a back-up plan

Other half of the party = We have more important things to deal with than the dragon, like the threat, we'll deal with the dragon later

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Admittedly I have boiled down the argument somewhat, but this is crazy
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