The Fated Fallen

Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth

I'd like to, but I'm psychologically so down at the moment and doubt it'll be over anytime soon.

@Fetzen

You'll climb that hill, I know it and we've all been there (on a regular basis...). Don't worry about it. I'll probably post tomorrow, just curious if anyone else wanted to leap in beforehand

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So who wants to post next?

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@Ink Blood What is a Darkslayer? What is their place in the world, what does it mean to be one and does being one convey any special abilities or unique skills?

How common are they? If you said 'Darkslayer' to one of us would be know what they are? Is there an order of them?

When you say that you study the creatures you slay, does your character have an academic reputation?

Edit: I hope that didn't come across as hostile, I really didn't mean it like that!

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If you get trapped in a TFF trap, then you're screwed. Because that means you rolled a 1.

@POOHEAD189

Oh no, if it's my trap than it's more than likely you've rolled at least three ones in a row. AT LEAST

Edit: And it's probably a pit filled with alcohol, fizzy drink bottles and ice cream tubs that magically don't make you fat, making everyone else hate you. That'll cushion your fall because I don't want you to die

Edit 2: And I've probably written a note at the bottom saying sorry for any inconvenience it's not personal it was just a job. And explaining exactly how to get out

Edit 3: The real trap is that no matter what you try and do fate will endeavour to ruin it for you and you'll end up sad and lonely at a dead end in life by the time you reach twenty. Yaaaaaaayyyy

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I see one problem here. Since it is a dragon there probably won't be any trees or leaves left to accidentally cover a certain area of our characters' skins so to leave a spot of RP-friendly weakness there. However maybe all of the male characters will refuse to wash certain areas with it because it would reveal to everyone how tiny... Oh dear I've trapped into the same 'lower half' trap like TFF!

@Fetzen

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I was thinking "Shower scene? Oh gods, this really is turning into an anime!!!"

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I doubt that the same thing would apply to my half-elf. Or maybe he just gets half-dirty

@Fetzen

Which half gets dirty? Right or left, top or... Oh... I didn't think of that... Oh dear

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Unless there are some additional unknown variables caused by elvish blood that add some degree of auto-maintenance to his skin.

@Fetzen

Wouldn't surprise me. You see how Aragorn gets so filthy in The Battle for Helms Deep? Quite the contrast to goldilocks Legolas who seems to be positively glowing throughout.

To be honest, that would be really handy to an adventurer, with the heavy travelling and often dank environments they find themselves in

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@The Fated Fallen
I AM DISGUSTED.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT URSARENS CLOTHES HAVE BEEN WASHED?

HE IS A FINE UPSTANDING MAN WHO WASHES HIS CLOTHES FREQUENTLY.

Well not so frequently since he'd been walking around the Southlands for like a day prior, but... um... words?

Yeah let's go with that - words. The power of words and memes... or something like that. Maybe honey-mustard.

@Banana

I will now imagine Urasen uses Honey-Mustard Cologne. That actually doesn't sound that bad, hey! Cologne companies! You should get on this now!

Edit: Scratch that, gimme Honey-Mustard perfume! Yeah! I don't think it smells very feminine but hey! Who cares?!? If someone's close enough to smell perfume on me I'm probably nervously sweating as it is.

Actually what does Honey-Mustard smell like? I've never had it, let alone smelt it.... Ummm.....

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btw @BCTheEntity, if Settionne wanted to steal something Geradin is going to be distracted too much by his horse, and I'll assume as from before Settionne is too talented for Alice to notice. I've done some things in my post but the motive behind them wasn't to stop you stealing, and they won't stop you stealing.

I mean, stealing seems like a terrible idea. Also what are you eyeing up? Is it the entire backpack (except it's magical silk thingy backpack) or Alice's pouch of magical components?

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Alice considered the request. Did she really want Settionne to ride with her? Did she want the human flirt-machine to be shooting his comments from the same horse as her, if not at her?

Not only that, but he was heavier than her. If they shared a mount he would need to go behind her, above the Horses' back legs. The downside to that being she would find it hard to stop errant words or hands, but she supposed the upside being if the horse bolted or reared he would straight off. A small mirth reached her lips.

Urasen made his request, but Alice took pity on Settione, she didn't know how long ago those furs had been washed, and it was hot today and Urasen didn't look like he was going to remove them so...

She turned her horse to the priest and sighed heavily, You need to stop doing that, me. she was annoying herself now. "Fine, you can ride with me. But if you say a single word or I feel so much as a hand anywhere but my shoulders you're going on Argon's back." to be fair the horse was probably going to be a lot more uncomfortable for him than the latter option, but he didn't need to know that with his lack of experience.

She dismounted and gave him a leg up, she didn't want to test his balance and risk injuring the horse. She pushed him back and mounted herself and felt a million inward sighs. She decided she's stick close to Geradin's horse, like all Dwarves he looked out for the honour of his companions as fiercely as his own. He'd also probably need some help. She trotted over and started explaining to him the various relevant words from the elvish language

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