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24 hrs ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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7 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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9 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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10 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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17 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Most vampires are not going to be ocd, although maybe there was one that was and he started the rumor.


I don't know. I'd imagine Bedivere would have a slight case of OCD.
Murdoc.
No Idea. I would enjoy more gods though, or at least fleshing out some of the missing gods to create a more varied set of champions, although no one gets to play them.

That being said, I wonder what the relationship between X and your champion will be...
Some chat overheard at the "The Toughest Hero's Table":

Warrior: I can kill my opponent by the end of the round of combat, that's how deadly my sword swing is.
Archer: Oh please amateur, I can kill my opponent and yours by the end of my action, that's how swift my arrows are.
Mage: Simpletons, Not only can I kill my own opponent, but yours as well before your actions even begin! That is the might of my magicks!
The Support: And I can get 3 fools to kill all my enemies for gold and exp without lifting a finger... I mean...
Real Dice are... Difficult.
They are fickle and will betray you when you least expect it.

Number generators on the other hand are predictably unreliable.
I changed my mind. Found a better character concept.
I think I'll make an undying warrior who wants to have a glorious death.
"Yes, animals indeed. Strange and curious creatures, four-legged things. I should take more notes along the way if we encounter any. Perhaps they will make fine specimens to collect and send back home to AugToor." 'Riley' accepted the potions and tucked them away in his newly acquired satchel which he had simply forgotten he had all this time as it was slung across his shoulder naturally. "I would hope there is a water feature nearby, but unfortunately my time outside of the seas are infrequent and I have no way of ascertaining the availability of water. Frankly woodland survival is not my forte..."

One step into the woods however as the party decided it was a better idea to go searching in the woods. To which R'lyeh attempted to figure out his path, twisting around the familiar new sights as he strolled peacefully through the forest. Well, more like an unnatural hobble as he supported himself with his staff to bear.

"I believe we had already past that floral arrangement there. I once attended a symposium on the biological recurrence of patterns in nature based on variations on two similar but distinct species..."

One lecture of the anatomical differences observed between the Northern Banded Sea Snake and the Southern Banded Sea Snake, they arrived at the clearing, following the light as it broke through the break in the canopy.

"Ah! This should be the place. The probabilities and statistical likelihood is almost guaranteed. Also, note the half-eaten corpse of my former research assistants attracting the flies..."
19 for search.
I'll have someone else roll for camp set up.
R'lyeh is bad with setting up camps on land.
Perhaps I'll make a Centaur Champion...

Well he used to be a normal human, but was blessed by the God of Glory into a more animalistic form.
I swear I will post later this evening.

Although I have no idea where the plot is going.

I'd assume D20 check to see if R'lyeh can backtrack his steps in to the woods? And another d20 check to set up camp.
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