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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Once Jayce was outside, he thought for a moment about what he would have to do until he'd be able to access the archives, and, suddenly he got a bro hug from the blonde kid. Patting the guy's back with his normal hand, he says: "I'm just glad you're alright after getting hit like that and falling...everything alright?" Jayce asked before patting the kid's head with his artificial arm, the metal nearly cupping his entire head. "Thanks, by the way. I don't know if I could have taken one of those rocks on the head myself." Nori was currently arguing with a member of the Fioran Rune Knights over the legitimacy of a dog ordering a knight to mobilize troops. Didn't help that Nori had really bad penmanship. And had really, really scary looking eyes. And that she didn't know how to write and all. And that she was scary in general. Humming after he'd patted Karn's head, Jayce turned to look back at the Council Building. "...So...what the heck is going on that was so urgent we had to call in the knights?"
*frowns and starts banging cymbols together* Come on guys, wakey wakey, eggs and bacon!
*Fishing for carp* ...Huh?
Jayce, still hanging on the wall, took a breath of relief once he heard Karn call out that they were alright down there. With no real reason to be down there anymore, he climbed as far up as he could on his own, and, once he reached the arm, a crunching sound emerged from his arm before it radiated a light hum, and within a moment he kicked off the wall and massive gusts of wind swirled around his forearm, pushing him back near the hole. Still in the air, he aimed downward and propelled himself up with another gust. Once he was on solid ground again, he hummed for a moment before starting to walk back to the entrance. "...Can't just have him save my bacon and not say thanks."
The red ones go faster, not the big ones.
The yellow ones explode better.
Upon seeing Masahiko, Jayce recognized him immediately. Not like it was all that hard to recognize a member of the magic council, but hey, even a country boy has to know his stuff. Sighing reluctantly, Jayce was almost about to turn back at the man's suggestion before he suddenly darted off, telling them to go get the Rune Knights. Jayce felt a little relieved, since this basically meant he could just send Nori off while he perused the archives at his leisure. Everything seemed to come together, at least until he looked over to Karn, just as he was shoved to the side, and the kid got SLAMMED through the floor by a massive rock. The shove forced Jayce against the wall, knocking Nori's head against the wall. (+1 to Nori's Burning Hatred.) Getting up, Jayce looked over at the hole in disbelief. He barely even knew the guy and he just got in harm's way for him. Cursing under his breath, he flexed the wrist of his artificial arm. "...Can't just..." he started to say to himself before the woman from outside basically told him to fuck off. As she dissapeared into the hole, Jayce sighed and popped a compartment open on his arm open, before he shoved a bright green, spherical lacrima about the size of his finger tip into it, then another...then another. He carefully slid the three inside and pushed Nori off his back and onto the floor. "Get out of here and get the Rune Knights. I'll take care of this." he said, before straight up just jumping down the hole, and kicking off a falling boulder to push himself towards the wall. Clinging on with his artificial hand, he looked around for the...well...not kid anymore. "HEY! YOU ALRIGHT DOWN THERE?" he called out. Nori, following Jayce's instructions, sprinted out of the building, after she'd fixed a gigantic web to the ceiling of the building to catch any rubble she could.
Aww, sorry Tree. I really had to post, though, I was late. YES, MELT!
...God fucking dammit...you just reminded me of my old VP at my high school. Fucker looked exactly, and I'm not joking, EXACTLY like the actor for the Green Goblin. For senior year's last day, a bunch of people were gonna dress up as spider man and spray silly string on him.
Welp. Jayce missed his chance to be a cool guy.
I'll post Jayce's reaction (And attempt to help) in the morning...too tired to write anything good.
He'd probably use the car. But it wouldn't make him any faster. It'd make him a lot slower. It'd just be more comfortable.
Meh. I still think it'd be hilarious if someone legitimately brought a magic vehicle into a fight and rammed someone with it. Vehicular manslaughter is a fun way to win a wizard's duel.
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