The Irish Tree

Overlord: Momento Mori

Okay, so my exams have finished and now I can resume posting for this as usual. But, I did wanna take a real quick survey to just gauge how much interest people still have vested in this. Naturally, any rp is bound to flop a bit after a two week hiatus from the GM, and I wanted to see where we stood in terms of players that are still interested.

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

Vani returns! With a mild case of very serious brain damage!

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

Hey you, you're finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into an Imperial Ambush.

"Nn...fi'more'minus..." the unconscious paladin would grumble as the wounds on the back of his head were tended, his probable concussion becoming improbably fixed via magic. Consciousness was a tender mistress, and it constantly flitted away from Vani in spite of his efforts to stay awake. First there was screaming, then a whole lot of talking, and now Vani was slowly opening his eyes to the sight of a buxom girl squishing the cheeks of another girl. ...Woah. That was...

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice~" he thought to himself. He understood. He had very clearly died and gone to a fitting afterlife courtesy of Lolan. An afterlife filled with women of various sizes and shapes to attend to him. He almost believed it for a second, were it not for the throbbing headache that assaulted his consciousness the moment he awoke. ...And, y'know. The sausages present at the party.

His expression went from a dopey smile to a heavy grimace, which quickly returned to neutral as he realized that he'd just been saved. Looking up at the brown-haired woman who he could only assume had been healing his cracked noggin, Vani smiled, saying: "Thanks for fixing my head up. ...Guess this is why I got yelled at in training for not wearing a helmet." The elf would slowly raise his body from the ground, a throbbing ache still present that felt like a mix of mild skull-thrashing and wounded pride as Vani finally realized...he'd screwed up and just slowed his Lizard-partner down as well as the gahanagohnga elf that had already stuck her neck out for them. Scratching his head above the spot that was caked in dried blood, Vani would stand up and finally start taking in what was going on. Okay... so...

There was the girl that looked far too young to have honkers that big. And according to the man with the strangely punchable looking face some gigantic light had given away their position. His lizard-pal was stating that he was ready to go, which was good enough for Vani as he placed a hand on his sword's pommel, smiling. "Frankly, I have absolutely no idea what's going on. But, if the star's been found, might as well get on out of here," he said, looking to Serafaye and having absolutely no idea who she was or what race she was. ...In fact, he literally only knew two people here. Buuut...now was not the time for explanations. Instead, the paladin would simply trust that they'd either lost at finding the star first, or that the Lizard and their High Elven friend had managed to locate it and the rest were stragglers. Either way, he was assuming that he'd probably have to argue really hard for even getting 10% of the cut when he had to be dragged all the way here.

Overlord: Momento Mori

Micro update to say: Still doing finals because I thought that they'd all be in one week like usual but instead they're semi-spread out across the previous week and this week. Sorry for the continued delay guys.

Goblin Slayer: Newblood (CANCELLED)

...I really did type midterms in fucking April, huh? Shit.

Goblin Slayer: Newblood (CANCELLED)

Sorry for responding so late. Been stressed about finals, so I legitimately didn't see that Xalt had already posted an update.

Goblin Slayer: Newblood (CANCELLED)

Steppe Archer was surprised that the Druid Girl's pixie only managed to find a single person. She was certain that a place like this was a prime spot for an ambush like that. Steppe Archer would gently pat the farmer's shoulder before the Druid Girl gave her instructions, cheerfully saying: "Well, we could all just go in at once...but then if there are more bandits waiting a-ways off, you could get robbed while we're off on a wild goose chase." While she was glad that the farmer felt like they could handle an ambush (probably), the man's cowardice was really shining through. She supposed that most people just never knew what it meant to feel fire in their stomachs, but...coming from a culture where bravery was expected made this man have maybe -100 points in her mind.

With her bow at the ready, Steppe Archer would salute with her free hand to the Druid Girl, saying: "I'll keep my distance, and keep an eye on the wagon. ...Be careful in there. If its a big enemy, come back here and we can fight them in the open." With her peace said, Steppe Archer would give the old horse a tender stroke on the side of its head. It was one that was practiced and slow, setting the old beast of burden at ease. "Don't either of you worry, we'll get this settled and get you on the way."

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

Now the real question is. Is Vani horny for dudes, dudettes, or both? XD

@Kazemitsu

Everybody knows that only bards can be bi or gay in fantasy settings dumbo!

But nah, Vani's heterosexual. He DID become a Paladin of Lolan just to keep his options open in case he found a nice girl to settle down with. Priorities, and all that.

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

Here I am, making Vani the most canonically horny person in the rp, and yet here y'all be, hornier than me making comments about boob grabs and sex trafficking...

For shame. FOR SHAME!

Overlord: Momento Mori

Just as a heads up, next week I'll be having finals, so my efforts will be pretty much focused on that for the time being. Don't expect an update next week, and don't feel pressured to be in any rush to get something out for this week's update. Y'all got time.