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    1. The Mad Hatter 10 yrs ago

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3 yrs ago
Current I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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4 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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4 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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4 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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4 yrs ago
Shit happened
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Bio

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So, it might be high time I do this. I've been considering it for a while, but I just couldn't really muster the need to do so. So here goes nothing...

The name's The Mad Hatter, though The Mad Hatress would be more befitting, considering my lack of a penis. You can call me Mad, Hatter, Hatress, AM, Love, Sister/Sis or Whatever. I'm a 28 years old woman with a bunch of different fancy pieces of paper stating how great I am, but I haven't really found that one thing (job) that makes me happy yet. But I like writing.

I've been Post-by-Post roleplaying since I was 12, so... that's a while. I've been writing stories since I could and I've always had a great interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi; mostly High Fantasy with Elves and Dwarves (or other fantastical creatures) and Superhero/Superhuman stuff.
I've actually been roleplaying for as long as I can remember, starting with sticks as swords in the backyard with my brothers, evolving into Live Roleplaying in the town club, then going into Pen-and-Paper at the age of ten, with PnP overlapping with PbP for a few years.

I'm an Advanced level writer, but I can do Casual, if I'm intrigued enough at the concept/idea of an RP. I'm almost always looking for a new RP, so you're very welcome to shoot me a PM if you're looking for players for something I might like.

I'm from Denmark, making me a Dane, making me Danish. Danes are known for their "rude" nature, promiscuity (and generally pretty loose view on sex), open minds, horrible (and dark) sense of humor and, mostly currently, their racism. I can't say it's not true, but I'm not a racist; at least not really. I joke.

I have a small daughter (Freja) from October 2014 and a 4 months premature son (Balder) from December 2016. I also have a wonderful husband who fully supports my roleplaying "career".
I have a tabby cat named Salli, a canarie named Robin and an aquarium full of guppies that reproduce at too rapid a rate for me to come up with names for all of them.

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She could not wear purple, Haruka decided mentally as she ran her fingers over the soft silk of a violet kimono with butterflies in various colors and sizes ornamented into the fabric. If she did, she would have to put her hair up, too, for the two shades not to blend into one another and putting her hair up would expose some of the head of the phoenix on the nape of her neck, where the body and flames stretched down to her shoulder. Her fingers ghosted over a cream-colored one, never touching it in feat that it would remind her of the sensation of Suzaku's. Maybe a red one?

Before she had the chance to reel herself into a state of depression by going through all of things that reminded her of her old life, she decided to leave. Just as she had turned to do so, she was startled to a halt by the sudden embrace that caught her from behind, arms resting lightly around her shoulders. Her breath hitched and she had to repress her every instinct to reach behind her and toss this person across the marketplace like a football. A chin fell to her shoulder and by the way the arms pulled back a bit at the move, this person was much taller than her.

"Miss me, my dear? I know a certain part of me that definitely missed you." came the smooth, almost seductive comment from the man behind her. She could tell it was a man by the voice.

For a long moment, a moment so long, in fact, that it might have gotten a bit weird, Haruka just stood like frozen. Her every muscle was clenched and she had no idea what to do. She could not quite place the voice in her mind. She turned her head just enough to see red. No, literally. She saw red hair and something clicked inside her head. Immediately, her face matched his hair in color and she was sure she radiated heat from pure embarrassment.

This man, who was so obviously hugging her in the middle of a populated area, was a hooker. Half the women, and men, if she remembered correctly, there were likely clients of his at some point and knew very well what he was.

I, uhh,” Haruka mustered oh-so eloquently. Her throat snared up and she was sure she was going to explode any minute now, “Thanks?” she finally managed, only to immediately start mentally kicking herself. What the hell kind of response was that?
Still trying to sort mine out, unfortunately! However, I'm hoping to get him ready for action as soon as possible. I could always give you my five facts, though?


Exciting! I'm looking forwards to seeing what you've got!
You can, if you want to ^_^d
Hello, hunnies! I am back as a married lady and will have time for my online life again!

I'll be working on my post ASAP, so worry not!

Also, headcount?
Hey guys, I'm back as a married lady!

So, I would like to get this show on the road! Who has some characters for me to look at?


I likely won't be on til the 27th and I honestly just don't have the energy for it, either. Sorry.
@The Mad Hatter They're both expressions of love, and both mean you're going to dedicate your life to someone else. But one is for the two of you, and only the two of you. So I'm going to tell you to enjoy it.

I must be really low on sleep... I haven't had a date in my entire life and I'm trying to give love advice! Granted I'm only 17... ugh, I'm so tired...


I guess the big difference for me is the fact that my daughter actually has a different father. Long story short, I got pregnant by accident, we decided to keep the baby and he decided that he changed his mind, when it was too late. He's never had any contact with her and doesn't want to, either.
So having a kid with someone isn't a vow of staying together forever; my fiancé even said yesterday that when we got married, we couldn't just break up anymore. We went through hell with our son, because, first, it took almost a year and two miscarriages to finally get a baby that decided to stick around and then he was born 4 months prematurely, making him one of the youngest surviving babies ever. For the first two months of his life, we constantly thought we were gonna lose him. It really took a toll on our relationship and there was a lot of times where we were both sure that we couldn't make it through, but we did and our relationship is stronger than ever.

Oh. Wow. Sorry for telling you my whole life story...
@NobodiesHero
"Miss me, my dear? I know a certain part of me that definitely missed you."
That line, tho' I'll admit it, I lol'ed mostly because it sounds like something my fiancé would say (we're just a couple of pervs).

I'll get a post up ASAP, but that might not be for another couple of days. I know I'll have time on Wednesday, so it'll be by then at the latest.

T'is gonna be good. Been a while since I really got a chance to play awkward-as-hell Haruka.
@The Mad HatterCongrats! :)


@The Mad Hatter Congratulations on the happy day!


Thanks, guys ^_^ It's weird how getting married seems like a much bigger deal than it did to have kids. Likely because so few couples actually get married (at least here in Denmark).

Probably gonna have to drop out of this then. I'll be away from the 27th and won't have good enough internet to post here.


I'm sorry to hear that. When will you be able to join? If it's not too late, maybe I could postpone the IC for a little while longer, if everyone is all right with that?
I'm tentatively still here, but i'm prioritizing other RP's at the moment.


All right. I'm not exactly in a hurry to get things started.

Still here just fleshing out my char a little bit should have her up by tomorrow.


No rush. Better to do it well than to do it fast.

Still here, yeah. I'm just trying to juggle irl stuff and the guild at the moment.


Totally okay. We're in no hurry. Real life is and always will be more important than roleplaying.

#1 Update:
The IC will not be up until the 28th, at the earliest. My youngest child is getting baptized I'm getting married to his father in a week (and I'm dying because of all the last-minute preparations that still needs to be done). Because of this, I have very little time to actually do roleplaying things (I feel like I barely have time to poop and sleep) and won't be on much. I'll still be on at least once a day to check for questions and reply if necessary, but this won't be the week that I start or participate in online conversations for the sake of conversing.
I encourage you all to keep the OOC alive and start getting to know each other and I'll start doing the same once I'm a married lady.
#HolyFuckI'mGettingMarried
You guys... You're forcing me to not only double post, but triple post. It hurts my non-existent ginger-soul.

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Is it really that terrible?

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Are you still up for this?
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