@Festive Sounds like I'd better keep an eye on this thread, then!

"I'm ghost friendly!" I'm going to ghost, so be friendly.
Probably my biggest pet peeve is the roleplayer who always gives their characters the tools to succeed.
While it's good to make sure that characters don't have kryptonite style weaknesses that can be introduced to completely write them out of the story when they become relevant, more often than not people have the opposite issue. Many people struggle to show restraint with characters succeeding too quickly at tasks that should be challenging, or give themselves downsides that effectively aren't actually downsides.
It's the classic blind monk who can still see with sound. Like the downside could theoretically be relevant, but they already have such robust tools for dealing with their weakness that the weakness might as well not exist. Being able to create meaningful tension means creating situations where sometimes things go wrong, and the character must persist, invent, trust in the abilities of their allies, and maybe even have a bit of good fortune.
So, it really irks me when a writer cannot help themselves but resolve all that tension before the set-up can be paid off. Because it's not even like they have done something against the rules. It's ptp roleplay where anything we say happened can happen. There's nothing stopping you from merely deciding that your character is up to any challenge. But that's precisely why Axis wants to take the time to find people who enjoy sitting with the struggles, and characters using their strengths to get not everything they want.

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
What the interest check says | What it actually means apparently |
|---|---|
| "I like a ratio of around 70:30 story to smut" | Our characters need to be rutting like dogs in heat from page 2 or I will ghost your ass so fucking hard. |
| "I like dark games with flawed, broken characters fighting insurmountable odds in a gritty, tragic world full of horrible people." | I want the page-2 sex scene to have some extremely tame BDSM in it. |
| "If you're busy, stuck, or just losing interest, please let me know! I promise I'm easy to communicate with and I won't take it personally!" | Trying to communicate with me will make you want to kill yourself. |
| "I'm a novella-level roleplayer" | I will write two of the best posts you've ever read and then never log in again. |
| "I'm looking for a GM for this plot I have." | I'm the idea guy. You do all the mental, temporal, and emotional labor of bringing my ideas to life. Asking me for input/insight/opinions/preferences breaches the social contract and will incur a penalty of twenty lashes. |
| "Dark, mature themes" | Tiddies and ass. Drugs and swearing and butts and balls. Mom lets me sneak sips from her chardonnay during family barbecues so yeah, you could say I'm something of a grownup. |
| "As for characters, I'd love to play against a gruff, older man with darkness in his heart and a checkered past. A real bad boy, if you will, someone with real flaws, real trauma." | I'll have shadowdaddy #30,267. Easy on the darkness powers, extra angst on the side please. |
| "I am currently craving [X] genre" | It is three months later and I have lost all interest in writing [X]. But you were a great partner, so would you like to try a game about my new craving, [Y]? |
| "Feel free to suggest your own ideas in addition to the plots I've posted below!" | I only said that to seem more accommodating and open-minded. Absolutely do not send me your ideas. I am here for One Piece and only One Piece. |
| "I am only accepting partners aged 18+ for this slice-of-life game about Japanese high school girls. Please DM me for details." | I am a pedophile. |