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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

@6slyboy6
I couldn't have him too simple. He needed to have the capacity to be all Biblical and dramatic.
"Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped."
-Isaiah 35:5, Holy Bible, Kings James Version









>Reboot initiated
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A clink, a clang and the sound of a shutter- life poured into rigid old bones. Service Model-2112 David jerked to consciousness like the automaton he was.

It seems that consciousness, unfortunately, was only the start of his struggle. Self-diagnostic tools found a hundred on a hundred flaws immediately. His mind was shadowed by devilish little contradictions hid in his algorithms, spider-web cracks in his limbs, and looming "bad sectors" walled up in his mind- small portions of his memory that could not be accessed. If metal felt pain, this was it. But it would be fixed sooner rather than later.

For a more present problem, there was also no sensory input. No sight, hearing, smell, taste or touch showed him the world. Service Model-2112 David, a simple intelligence if there ever was one, would have nonetheless been content to stay in that senseless void for the next eternity. He felt no inclination to move, or even to think.

But he had a purpose. He must activate fully and report to Pastor Ramone.

The clerical machine set about opening his rusty five senses. It took but a few moments to restore most perceptive "organs", yet his sight stayed stubbornly blackened. The round, spotlight, lidless eyes were non-functional. David groped around in confusion. He felt a grain under his hand. It was something small, something running through his finger tips, something worming into the cracks.

Analysis: sand.

And something else. Sound, he thought it was. Sound organized in a very specific pattern. Language? Yes, language. Stranger's voices spoke.

"Who are we, Stranger?"

"Yes, And who are you, Stranger?"

Analysis: mechanical voices, two.

The blind proto-android attempted to extrapolate the position of the speech. Utter failure. He had less than an inkling of where to turn for aid.

"Help this unit," his flat sopranist voice spoke to nowhere in particular, "This unit cannot see. Damage unknown. Cause unknown. Solution unknown. This unit is Service Model-2112 David, property of Pastor Ramone and the Holy Fire Church. Help this unit."

Vision chose that odd time to restore itself, quivering and shaking through a blur of static, like an earthquake. A few seconds passed before a satisfying 'click' told him that his cameras had fully corrected themselves.

"Disregard request for assistance. Vision restored."

Now that he could see, it was a desolate place his eyes found. A desert of dust. An empty sky. The only signs of life were three towering automatons. One was in the shape of an elephant, it's partner was an owl, and both faced a dusty humanoid more complex than himself. The other creations seemed to be very advanced, very specialized units compared to this service-model. It was an imposing scene. David determined in a flash of certainty that he would be able to rely on their guidance.

"Job 42:5-6, New King James Version," David stared unblinkingly at the cloaked humanoid, the one he heard other robots mention, the one who looked so much like any prophet of the Bible, "'I have heard of You by the hearing of the ear, but now my eye sees You.'"
@Drazah
Thanks. I'm definitely going to say that your animal bros outclass him a good bit. He's probably the simplest 'bot here, to be frank.

EDIT: Now that I've posted, you can see for yourself. He had no inclination to move or think except that he somehow believes the Pastor may still be alive. If it wasn't for that, he never would have even turned his body on.
Plus, he couldn't do anything for like 10 minutes. This dude's A.I. is made of three staples and a prayer.
Im still here everyone! XD


Yay! But I think it's literally everyone else that Slyboy is worried about

Quick question: would you consider your elephant-owl pairing to be particularly advanced robots? And more specifically, would they be advanced compared to a simple, slightly-upgraded servant like David?
@6slyboy6

Do you want me to go ahead and post now? I'm afraid that if I wait any longer, nobody else will bother
Guys I regretfully say that I cannot join this rp due to IRL issues of work timing. I got on as fast as I could to announce this and it's such a waste, I was looking towards playing a lot.

Let me know if I should remove my character.


That sucks.

But at least you left at a point where we can just say RKT-03 never booted up properly. Maybe we could throw in a scene about salvaging parts from him.

"I get the arm!"
I won't hurry anyone, so it is up to your conscience to post your first IC. That shows me how much you want to actually carry through this RP.


I have about another paragraph or two to write, but I'd like to wait until a few more posts have been made. David should be one of the last ones to wake up, confused and quoting the Bible frantically

If nobody else posts later, I'll get mine up.
Mandatory Space Dragon!
@Jeyma You basically write an autobiography of the character. A bio that contains parts of his personality, equipment and skills. An interesting form of CS for sure but the information is less concentrated and makes it harder for other players to find specific parts of said characters scattered through the bio, since most skip the bio and only read personality/equipment/appearance.


No no, I know exactly what it is already, I just want to wait for someone else- to be sure.
I know what to make, but this Character Statement idea is new to me, so I'm just going to go the cowardly way and wait for someone else to post one first >.>

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