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STATUS: When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules. 1 yr ago
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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Jeyma I expected a laugh on my excellent photoshop work, but now I see that you may not be the ally I thought of you :(


That's because you spelled "storm" as "tsorm."

I have given you your paltry laugh reaction, but let it be known that I am laughing at you, not with you.



In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Tangletail When did we say we are going for fantasy creatures? Surely my flyng bears are nothing more than a natural anomaly. #bearstormforpresident


Making the Barrens Slightly Tolerable Again.
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

I am alive, Was waiting on this thread's first post.


So no bearstorms?
#dissapoint

(According to Flynn, it should be up Friday)
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@6slyboy6
Personally hoping for a sandstorm filled with bears.
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@6slyboy6 Glad to hear so. And I'll keep you to that! Haha

And now a announcement for all!
I'll make the first post Friday, even if Tangletail hasn't reported in yet. I just want to get this thing staaaaarted!


Good idea. We can always bring in someone to replace Tangle later, if they abandon the R.P., or just let them come in late. We could make up plenty of reasons our 5th ambassador would be delayed.
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
It seems the site is working again... mostly. All whose still in, report for duty! Let's sail this ship away.


Reporting for duty. Ready when you are.
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Jeyma Eyh, good job on passing them!

Thanks!



But more importantly, the RP! I was wondering: do y'all think any of our characters should know each other beforehand? Some of them from bordering nations could definetly have met in court before
In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I don't want this to die because of the down time, so I'm just going to keep talking like it didn't happen, mmkay?

@Jeyma Good luck with the entrance exam! I’ll be rooting for you.


Passed across the board!

In The King is dead, long live the King! [5/5] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I might be scarce these next few days, even if the RP starts. I'm enrolling in a University. I've spent 4 hours filling out forums and legal shit, and I'm going to be spending the next few days taking entrance exams.

In other words, I'm dealing with the real life Eru Kingdoms. I blame Tangletail.

I'll try to be active if we start in earnest, though.
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