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    1. UrbanEvolution 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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10 yrs ago
How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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10 yrs ago
THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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10 yrs ago
MOONINITES. DUPLICATE. REUNITE. AND UNNIHILATE.
10 yrs ago
It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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Bio

I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman

Most Recent Posts

In my rival highschool the senior prank this year was to fill the A/C units with dead fish.

Bad idea.

VERY. Bad. Idea.
I mean, I work with health-threatening pathogens in the biotech academy I'm in (I've worn hazmat suits a few times), but no outbreak yet.

All this talk of disaster is making me think someone is planning on making an antibiotic resistant strain of something or another in the lab.

Thankfully nothing yet.
Guild was down this morning for me. Something about a host site error.

The end times are upon us.
Also @Nightmare Bunny, I'm hyjacking your religion and turning it into the Tesla Creed. From now on the Echlesiarchy checks the faith, not some random preachers!


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Counter-terrorists win.
If you made a skype group for this RP, or saw me in the skype groups I'm in for other RPs, you'd learn that my title is well earned.

"How does one volume?"

-Me 2k15

EDIT:

"ex: Human foot? High impact sexual violence."

-Also me, 2k15
You, my friend, are the arteeest.


I'm actually a licensed psychopath.
HE-SEUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.

I AM THE DARK MESSIAH.

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
(Jk, Urban, you know we love you~!!)


You only love me for my photoshops and my unorthodox jokes!

*cries*

You dont love me for me!
Fuck your sheep god.

I am the god of cabbages.
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