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Recent Statuses

14 days ago
Vacation is drawing to an end... Only four days left before it's back to the hamster wheel
28 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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4 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

SAO, some call it "Sword-Arts Online", but we all know the true meaning is "Super-Annoying Ordeal".

I haven't read the Light Novel, but I did watch about half the anime. Not sure if the show did the novel justice, but if it was even remotely accurate, I doubt the novel is worth any of the praise people are giving it. :P
Muppets, fraggles, clowns... The world is full of terrible and horrifying critters that want to haunt your dreams....
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.

Wooh, my e-penis just grew 1/4 inch bigger~!!
I had a dream about an old PSX game, where you play a mecha-robot police.
And it was about the multiplayer part of that game. With four players. Which doesn't make sense, since you could only play 1v1 in that game...

The point being, don't underestimate muppets! On my list of scary shit, they're fairly high up... Still no match for clowns though.
FOOL! This is the only Kaku you need!

The Drama, the dramaaaa~!

If Haru doesn't post by the end of this weekend, I'll just go ahead and move along with Shiori and Tsubasa. I got some nifty things planned after all.
On a different note, my poor kitty's been feeling sick all day. :< He's just lying in my bed, panting and hic-upi'ing.
Hah, no love for the Frank. :P

Still waiting on Haru to post for Aito, before bad shiz happens to Tsubasa.
Franken Berry or Count Chocola? Who would win in a fight? Discuss!
Would be great if Haru could post soon, so I can deal with Tsubasa. ;<
1. Earthquake.
2. Power outage.
3. Group of classmates awoke in a clasroom that was distinctly different (mostly due to dust, grime, no eletricity, knocked-over chairs/benches, goo on the floor) from where they collapsed.
4. Violin music.
5. Spanish trasnfer-student got minced by a walking corpse that could play its own, shrededed arm as an instrument.
6. Walking & Talking.
7. Spent night in another classroom.
8. Woke up and found strange, undead child in room.
9. Child scared away other transfer student who claimed to have been to the dimension before.
10. People split up to find the transfer student/guide and to investigate a series of loud noises.

There, that's where we're at.
And naturally, I'm still here and active - otherwise I'd be a pretty shit co-GM... Not saying I'm not, just not for that reason. ^^
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