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3 yrs ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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3 yrs ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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4 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
4 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*Steps forward and pushes through your barrier, taking hold of your jaw*

Enough. Time to mount your skull on my throne and leave your corpse for the incubi to amuse themselves with.

*Tightening my grip, I attempt to pull the lower half of your skull free*


*My jaw rips off*
Ee, ie ie ecakee ah ie eain aou.
*I grasp your wrist, gripping it hard enough to shatter diamonds and take my jaw back from you, placing it back in place as it heals quickly back into place*
Ack. Like I said, I've seen plenty of losers like you in my time.
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*My corruption continues to his and bubble in the air and ground around you, roiling as though it were alive*

I'd advise you watch your tongue when addressing the firstborn of the void, mortal. Lest I cut it out.


See, this is what I'm talking about. "Firstborn of the void," as if I haven't heard that one before. "Lord of darkness," "Master of demise," "Dark Magician Girl..." So on and so forth, all garbage titles.
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*Glances at you as my corruption continues to spread, blackening the soil beneath our feet*

What do we have here?

*Strides over*

A new soul for me to toy with?


*The corruption stops in a circle around me*
Seriously? How many of you losers are out there? Wanna-be demon gods or whatever.
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*Arriving on the surface, I begin corrupting the land around me, darkening the skies and freezing the waters as flora and fauna nearby become twisted and sickly*


*Falls face-first onto the ground a ways away*
Great.
*Stands up*
Where the fuck am I?
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You’re fine, then? No need for help with anything? Not hurt?


Yeah, I've been through worse than this.
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You used to being lost?


Unfortunately, yes.
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*Looks back up at the sky*
You need help getting anywhere?


Meh. It'd be tough to find my way back home, so nah.
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You survived quite a fall from a pretty abnormal rift. I have to ask, where'd you come from?


Some dumb place where an asshole kicked me out.
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*Traces your path from your point of landing, eventually catching up to you*
There you went.


Yeah, apparently.
*Wanders around*
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