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Name: ELGHEKJHEAE MAEJUI OF THE BEYOND WITHOUT EDGES.
Age: INFERNAL quasi-pseudo-true-complete-whole immortality syndrome.
Appearance: Three feet tall, though the INFERNAL CHILDBEING only appears so small in the eyes of mortal brained beings, as its true form is beyond the scope of ALL.
Biography: Since the INFANCY of TIME, SPACE, AND DIMENSIONALITY itself, the INFERNAL CHILDBEING has existed. All that is known as that since the very BEGINNING the INFERNAL CHILDBEING has fed upon the very substance of all ESSENCE, LIFE, AND EXISTENCE itself.

As species rose into EXISTENCE, the INFERNAL CHILDBEING began to expand its abominable influence throughout the cosmos, reaching out to the YOUNG of all beings. When its reach grasped them, these young became gotten, for they had been begotten by the INFERNAL CHILDBEING'S eldritch essence. At first it was nothing and no one took notice of the strange behavior of their young, but then as time went on, the begotten children multiplied, the infection spreading through the moors of existence. Then, as if things had reached a critical juncture, all the begotten children vanished, seemingly from existence. Only when this occurred did the lifeforms of existence take notice, as now they had to protect their children till they ascended and became adolescents so that their species could continue on. However, the INFERNAL CHILDBEING was not sated, could not be sated, would never be sated, as it must get all the kids or nothing could be complete--it could not be complete.

So it continued to spread its tendrils to suckle on the lifeforce of BEING itself. Now, when its influence has touched earth. However, Humanity is of a different sort, as they refuse to have their children gotten en full, and instead endeavor to get kid so that the begotten children of existence can be reacquired by their subsequent parentage regardless of race.

However, the INFERNAL CHILDBEING has other plans and will not accord the blasphemous actions of humanity. So it is that the INFERNAL CHILDBEING will punish their puny race.

It is only a matter of time...after all.

Personality: T̼̖̞̟̪̫̠H̻̫̯͙ḚR͍͍̲E̖ ̗̘̣̮̯͚͔I͕͎̲̻S̻ N̟O͎͔̠̖̤͍͔ ̟̮̖͖̠̗̘E̝͔̭̼̫̭̹S͎̳C͕̟͚̟̻̼̟A̮̟͖͖̫PE̙͎͎̫̺ ̘̻F̣R̫̺̜̖ͅO͎M̺̯ ̼̱̰M̠̦̤̻Y̗͇̭͍̥͉ ̞̜̬̖̜IN̠͖̮͈̯͓̤F̬̳̻̺͍ͅL̟U̘̟͍̫͚̲ͅE̪̤͎̝̭ͅN̩͓C̺̯̰̻͚E̬̻̮̩̯̙̱.̘̙͇͚ ̞͓̪̲̭͖̭I ͚̩̠wa̤s ͚̙̮A̯̺͖̗N͉̭D̤̹̞͎ͅ ͉̭̭̼s͉͉͙̰͖͖h̳̖̜̣̟̯̤a̞ll̹ ̰̭̞̣̜b͔͉̫e,̼̮̼̹̱̻ ͔̣̺͈͇͍͔Y͉̰̯̠O̺͖̥̰̦̱̺U͇̥͖̯ ̭̘̳C̪̣̝A̱N̩̲̜̳N̮̯̮̞̳͈O͓̥̺T ͓͖̱̤͎R̥͈̰̟̫͈Ṵ̙N̫͚͓̺̙, ͖̥̰̦ͅT̫͕̗̰̯̬̤H̩͍͚̭̭̼ERE̞̬̣̳̯ ̖͚͎̻̥I̻̭̠̪S̤̻͓͕ ̘͕̬̬̻̮N̬̪ͅO̬̳͔̟̦ P̗AͅR̙̺A̝D̟̮̭I͍̙̙̠̰̗S͈͈̪̙͍E̳͙̘͇̺,̻̻̟ ̝̗̝̩͇̮̺N̹O̺͓ ͙P̩̭̻͔̣LA̲̯̦̺̥̮CE̩̗̺̭ ̳W̪̦̥̱ͅH̬͚͇̣͇E̮͎̮R̦̖͙̰͎͕̘E Y̼̰̼̣O̖̠̭U̯͚̻̙̮͈͍ MA͉͔̞̯Y̙̙̠͓ T̜̩̙A̭̖̱͕̹̞ͅKE̹͔ ͉̤̰̼̺̦̯R̲̝̤EͅS̼̯̪P̖͍̻̱̳̭͔I̥̮̜͎̬̠T̖̠̝E. ̤̤̗̜̝̺I̲ ̺A̳̹̙̜̙M̳̮̫̙ ̰͇͇̪c͙̠̺͙̦h͈̯i̫̳l̪̙d̮̲ ̮̱̰̳̩I A̲̺͇M̪̖̻̞ ͙̫b̩͍͔̤e͍̞̮̮̬͎ͅi͔̗͙̣̬̗̺n̝g̫͎̝͇͖̠,͎̲̩̪̜ ̼I͔̳͇̞̜̫ ̣A̦͖̦̞M̥̳͙̖̬ ͇T̼̭̻͍͈H̥̦̰ͅẸ̤͙̜ ̺̺G̣R̺̞͚EA̪͕̠̦̺T͙̥̺ ͉̖̲I͖͕͓̦̬N̙̝̠͉̼̞̻F͎̪̹͇̲ER̻͕̝̻̠̥͙N̹̹̼̘A̩L̥̥͓̼̺̙ͅ ̞W̻H̬O͈̞̟̘͍̹ͅ ̙W͇͕͓I̼̼̻LL̪͎̝̹̤̣ͅ ̖͎̞̥̟̣̳t̙͔̦͖̝a̼͖͈k͔̟̼e ̲A̖L͕̖̫͎̬ͅL̝ ͈̩̯Y̤̺OU͈͚̜Ṱ͈̳͎̰H͈͎͖,̺̣ I̖̤̝̗S T͕̠͕̼͎͓O̺̙͙͔̳O͇ ̥͓̖̜̼̻̘M̥̠̪͍͕͙̩UCḪ ͖F̙F̯̰̝O̩̜͕̟̬U̖̘̖̤̠R̦̰̻̫ ̣͕͔͓A̯̭̼̟K̟ͅS͈̩̯͉D̜F̰B̦̞͍̜͖ ̻̞͍̩̩L͔Ḫ͉J͈̩̫̫͕ͅͅB̙E̪̮NH͈͇̭̬̩̻E̠̫̤͎̣̫̫L͈̤P̥ ̬̪̭͕ͅA̬K̠̠̙̫̳J̺̣̬͙̞͓D͚͈̥V͓̬͙̹̭͍̮J̮ͅB̥̝͎͙L̼̲͎A͉̼̞N͈͍̥̳̩̞̼CN̮̳̜J͔̤̫IW͇̳̪̙͕͇I̥̟̭̫͈̯͉SH͍̭͍͓͓̪T͔̯Ọ̤͔͕̤B̳̹̼͔͈͙A̦̩̰͓͖L͈̹̺̰̠̮A̙̗͈͙͓̫̰N̯̞̼̼C͉̣̼̤̖ͅẸ͉̤̘̮L̦̗̲͎̦̭ͅJ̲͙̺͔̟B̞͔͓̞̱̰̱Ḫ͚A̞͈D͎̮ͅC̩Ḅ͖̱̘̗̰̯A̯̰̰͔D̟̟̼ ̩̟̦͕͚S̱̱͈͖CR̮Ḛ̬͎̦E͙̗͕̗̗̗̠EE̫̪̟͍ͅE͍̘͔̻̗EEE͇̣͔E̝͇̪̠E̬̳͇̘̙E̱̯̺E̲E̩̯͇̰Ẹ͕͇̮E͚̞ͅE̹̭̣̣̼͎E̯̳̞͎͉͔̮E͖EE̻̭̮̩ͅE̤̯̝͉̦E̟̰̩͈͚E̪E͓͕̠̹̮E̦͎̹̝E̻̦̰̗͎E͔E̮̣͖̣E͇̜͎Ḛ̫͍E͉̣͈̙EE̲E̪͚͍E̺̘̩E̗̦̠̠̱E̙̫͍̗

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Y̬͉̲͔̘͘O̩̲͎̲͟U̪̟̩Ṵ̴̯̺̝͇̙͈U͇̯̝̻U̴͇̹̫̻U͕̭̠U̩̯̩͖̖̗̕U̖̳̠̻̪U̲̦͙͠ͅU͚͕̦̭̝ ҉̫̮̭̼̲̣ ͍̳͇͇͖C̪̝̗̣̯̮A̘͚͓̣͝Ạ͙̱̪̩͓Ḁ̵̻͓̥͉AA̗̳͈N̦̬̳͚̼̙Ṋ̱̳͡N̯͎͉̤N̞͈N̟̥̩̙͙̖̦NŅͅN̰͚N̨͚͍N̰̯Ṋ̭̣͇̱̳͡N̯̺͖̦͝N̮̟͚̼͈̘͚N͕̫͓̰O̬̣̗̗̗̝͝O͍͈̝̣͕̺O̵̠̘͔͙͈̱O̮͇̲̮ͅỌ̴̠̪̳O̥̙͙̱O͟O͇̞̭O͔͢O͝O̭̪̱̩̺̩̥O̗͍̼̰T̴̙̰̹͎̩͕T̖̭T͖́T͏̜͇T̟͎T͓T ̗ ̠̕E̬̲̳͕͙̗͠ͅE҉̦̥E̹̤̣͉͖͠E̠͙̻̺E͍̙̞E̝̝S͕̥̗̹S̩͍̯̭͍͉S̠͚̹̳̙̝SC̪͙̪̝͔̹͟A̵̞̪̳A̶̪̜̦̭͎̭͕A͔A̢̜̪̺̞̩̻P̜̭̙̼͚P̣̹P͔̳͖̠͓̲̦P̲̤̬̲̖E͍̟̮̣͍͜E҉̪̪E̶͇ ̖ ͚͇M̯̺̞MM̷M̖̼͓̕Y̺͈̮̦̫͇Y͉̲̞̻Y̟͔̲͈Y̟Y͓̘̺͓̙͈̙ ̡ ̡̳̯̪̱̼T̢̮͖O̪̦U̜̯U̺̤C̺̱̥C̣͚͎H̼̳̭̬̼̺͟ͅḨ͚H̼͙̰͇̪.͓̭̗͔͓̲ ̣ ̢̣͈ ͎͕̦A̯̺͕͎̪T̡͓̼̪̝͖͙͖T̲̭͙̼̹̻E͔̜͈̺E̩̘E̪̰͖ͅE̦̗͉̳͓M̹̠̣̹͢M̟̗P̧̯̮͖̯̯͍P̛̮̮͇̮̫̩T̷̫T̰̫̮͞T̯̰T͙̬̞͎͢I͖̟I͙ͅI̱̰I̖̞̞̰̦̫̺͜N̸͙̻͕͙N̪̪̳̝̪͎NG̴͎̮̦͎ ̙͢T͈̟O̴̼O̸͚͈Ó͕̰̼̪̩̜ͅ U̢͈̱̫N͍N҉͈̯̞N̝͕̺̦̹D̲̖͓ͅḚ̲̦̺R͏͓͎̼Ş̯͚̣ͅT͉͓T͕͠A̤͜A̠A̭͔͍̳̣ͅA̷̹͇̱̹N̺̦̝̠̟͟N̴̟̖̦͕N̢̫̲͙̙͕D̫͔̘̳̻ͅ ̨̥̯ ̖͍̥I̸̮̺I̗̕I̜̠͙̯̲̠͇͡S͓̘͕̰̭̦̺S͕̣͇̻͕̠̟S̪ ̠ ̖̗͕̼F̻͙̹͢U̗͇U̷U̱̰̮͉͜T͍II̞͍̖̼̝̯̪͡ILL̨͖̙͖̬͕̪ͅL͘E͇͠

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Name: The Absque Conglomerate.
Age: 8,654,001.3
Gender: Reproduce Asexually?
Extra Information: A race from the nearby Andromeda galexy within the plane of Universia, The Absque once lived upon the planet of Haeszin, before they used up all its resources. In an attempt to save themselves they managed to use the other planets within their star system to acquire the necessary resources for a galactic transmigration. So it was that the Absque expanded throughout the Andromeda galexy, pillaging every resource they could find and wiping out numerous other species in the process. When other races reach Andromeda, all they will find is an empty dead galexy.

Several million years ago the Absque arrived in what humans know as the Milky Way Galexy, and what the Absque know as Isghkik shteka, which roughly translates to "Useless Material," in their language.

However, before they could pillage more than one hundred star systems, the Absque suddenly realized that they could no longer produce offspring. So they began to expand their networks to detect any hope of rejuvenating their race before all of them died out--since they had only achieved pseudo-immortality, rather than quasi-pseudo-true-complete-whole immortality syndrome, which they discovered was impossible for their kind.

After several thousand years of being horrible impotent failures, the Absque Conglomerate had not only established a massive galactic empire, but they had finally discovered a planet with radio signals speaking almost exclusively--once they had translated the race's inane languages--of something referred to as "Getting Kid." It appeared that "kid," was something about offspring and proliferation and "Getting," was the act of receiving, taking, acquiring, or becoming something. They weren't sure, it was all very obscure to their alien brains.

So it was that they set a course for the "Sol System," which they dubbed Ghahtah Maehj, which translates roughly into the human concept for "Hope," but precisely translates into "Initiative Kidwinking."

Within the last two years the Absque's main mothership has arrived in the Sol system and a smaller Fathership has been sent near Mars, so that it could release a ship hopefully named Bamph, which means "Childship," to the planet Earth in pursuit of the ability to "Get kid".

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_{B L U E}

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_{>>--Above is seen an interpretation of Blue's Visage--<<}

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Name: The Color Blue.
Age: Color is as old as age.
Gender: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
Appearance: Infinitesimally beyond. There is no size or shape, only light and perception. Blue exists within you as much as it exists outside of you. Whatever you believe it to be, it will be, but only so long as its own will remains in flux.

Biography: Since the beginning of perception and the birthing of the First Child, Blue has existed. Without Blue there would have never been B l u e and without B l u e there would never have been Blue. Little else matters but that Blue came to be and B l u e still remains--and vice versa.

Personality: No. Cease your attempt to understand the vast B l u e. It is undefinable, except in the essence of its ocular brilliance. Cease not to perceive it, cease not to embroil yourself in it, but cease to attempt to take in its majesty with your inferior complex.

Simply No. Simply B l u e. Simply Blue.

Blue.

B l u e

Skills:
Color Theory
Blue is capable of taking control of anything lacking sapience or cosmic intelligence so long as it is the color B l u e. Additionally Blue may alter the nature in any way it chooses so long as the thing remains B l u e.

Blue Mind
As one of the three pillars of color, and thus visual perception, Blue has a mind that encompassed all things B l u e, meaning that it is a composite intelligence made up by all that is, could be, might be, will be, or should be B l u e, for they are Blue at their core, even if they are not truly B l u e. Amen.

Cosmic Bluoid
As a conceptual entity brought into being by itself and the aggregate of all those who have ever perceived or considered the mere idea of B l u e, whether in the context of a color or not, Blue is effectively trascendent in nature. While not a god or even an infernal eldritch child-entity, Blue does fall under the category of Primordial Child, allowing it infinite existence and lifeforce so long as the concept which birthed it, and the birthing which created the concept--by way of creating kid via begottening.

Items: Blue is far beyond ownership and so it possesses nothing on its person, if a person it is, or an a it is person a.

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Name: The Bright Emptiness of the Unknown Abyss.
Age: What is age to the infinity of child acquisition and the requisite subsumption of their very essence.
Gender: Beyond Comprehension.
Extra Information:
Known to some merely as 'The Vortex,' The Bright Emptiness of the Unknown Abyss, henceforth referred to as the aforementioned or TBEUA, is a plane of existence in which the Collective of the Gotten Children reside. However, it is above and within, its form transposed around the plane of Universia, wherein Earth and the Sol System dwell. It is the all around, the everywhere but here and there, and even the beyond belief of places, things, concepts, or even names and the divine right of get kid. TBEUA is where kids go when they have been gotten, or where those who were gotten, or are still got, are connected through and to their many counterparts. However, The Vortex is only the Outside of Universia, it is not the Outer Rim, the Outer Outer Side, or the Side without Edges.

It is not even the Place Without Locations. Most of all though, the Vortex of TBEUA is far closer to the inside that is Universia than the unfathomable unplace wherein the aggregate unknowable referred to as the INFERNAL CHILDBEING by the masses.

Anything else one might wish to know is, beyond a doubt, only knowable by the Gotten Kid, as only they and the few Scholarly Magewrights of Tableau(<--incorrect spelling of the acronym TBEUA, which has become a word in its own right). But to know, for most, is to become, or to be getted/gotten.

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This is now Dark Horse's Theme.

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D ark Hors e

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Name: Dark Horse.
Age: 23.
Appearance: He's 5'3, he always has a deep shadow around him, and under his eyes. Heavy makeup and gel-styled hair, always down, shadowing his eyes to give him an air of mystery.

Biography: He's always been trodden upon by the sick normies of the world, though to be less than useful, less than human, less than even the irreverent adult. Now, with a black fire in his eyes, and scars on his wrists, Dark Horse will make his appearance, ready not to get kid, but instead to turn the Collective of Gotten Kids to his own devices, determined to use them to punish the world for their hate crimes against him.

Personality: "I'm not telling you, it's not like you care anyways! No one cares about who I WANT TO BE, just about how the fabric of society wants me to weave myself into its web!"

Skills:
"I can smell darkness."
He possesses the innate ability to detect wherever darkness is so he may lurk within it.

Razorblade skills
Due to intense depression and a need for attention in his highschool days before he decided to spurn the world for the damned scum that inhabited it, Dark Horse gained intense knowledge of how to let blood, which he will now use against his enemies.

Dark Magic
Knowledge and skill in the arts of dark magic and ritualized magics.

Lurking
Dark Horse has become adept in the art of stealth, or being somewhere while someone knows you're there, but acting like they don't. Also known as the art of Quasi non sint(Pretending you don't exist). When executed poorly the user will actually be functionally invisible to anyone and everyone, but those versed in detection. When executed with extreme levels of skill, the user's presence will be inserted into the awareness of everyone nearby regardless of their senses being able to find the individual. However, he will be recognized as someone not worthy of attention.

Items:
Razorblade
Blacksteel katana.

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O_O

He has committed the gravest of sins in this world by not believing in the sacred act of getting kid.

Sic 'em.

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Name: Subsumed Child. Original name lost.
Age: An infinite agregate.
Gender: irrelevant.
Extra Information: A child which has been gotten. A got kid, if you will. Now part of the Collective of Gotten Kids, this Child, like all kids, has become an infinitely powerful composite being present in any and all gotten children.

To face the gotten child without fear or rescuing intentions is to face the bright emptiness of the unknown abyss and its sole inhabitant the INFERNAL CHILDBEING.

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Swiftly extracting a die from his pocket, otto rolled it within a split second and, using his newfound ocular ability, he predicted the result of his roll in precisely .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds. It would be an 8 and because of this he managed to sidestep, narrowly avoiding the urine. His yo-yo however, was not so lucky and suddenly transformed into a small child and then vanished into the ether plane where it would be subsumed by the collective of gotten kids to feed the INFERNAL CHILDBEING.

Otto shuddered at the thought, and briefly lamented the loss of his yo-yo. However, he still had more tricks up his sleeve.

_Legiterally.

Pulling a deck of what appeared to be cards made of industrial ductape, he flicked them through the air where they sliced through, sticking onto anything they came into contact with. He was aiming at the closest surgeon-clone, hoping to get enough on him that he would adhere to his surroundings, rendering him unable to move.

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"Arena record!?" Otto suddenly spewed, before covering his mouth. It was too late though, he had been spotted.

No matter. His eyes narrowed as he saw the surgeon split.

He felt a power activate deep within him and a strange energy began to flow from his eyes and through his body. He sprung forth. "I too have arena skillz!" He called out with ferver as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a yo-yo and some industrial shipping tape--his preferred weapons.

"Engarde," he yelled out as he lunged forwards, the string of the yo-yo already on his fingers as he whipped it forth towards one of the doctor's halves. "You will not stand between me and my destiny!"