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Current Attn teeny boppers: You realize adbots aren't ppl, yes? They randomly generate login info, then execute pre-programmed posts. Your rage-spam goes unheard by the machine. And is equally annoying.
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10 mos ago
*Loads gun* I will instantly kill anyone who says "cream."
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10 mos ago
Thank you, completely unnecessary forced software update, for BREAKING FUCKING EVERYTHING I was doing.
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11 mos ago
If you're going by UK conventions of knighthood/nobility, yes. It also would be pronounced like the "dam" in "madame," rather than like a Dick Tracy "daym."
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11 mos ago
Me: "Goku, thank God you're here!" Goku: "I heard a really strong guy was here! Lemme at him!" Me: "He's right there!" *Points at my Writer's Block* Goku: "... Sorry bud you're on your own."
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On CST time, United States. Working from home now, so I can typically get at least one response out per week if not more depending on how things are flowing.

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𝕬 𝖓 𝖙 𝖆 𝖊 𝖚 𝖘


Black Mines >> Barthen's Bartered Goods



As Bookie praised him, Antaeus perked up. He had been afraid that the overseer would be mad, especially if the Genasi-boy really was one of the mine's greatest assets. But Bookie almost sounded like he had expected this--they did say every boy dreamed of being a hero at some point, after all. With his encouragement and agreement to write a letter, Antaeus felt much better about his chances--until the Firbolg mentioned killing. When he clarified it as a hunt, Antaeus nodded and felt relieved. He had been in a few scraps, just the usual kind of stuff boys got into in their primary school days or a few wrestling matches when things got too rowdy in the barracks. But he had certainly never killed, except for that one time his mother made him wring a chicken's neck because he was going to have to learn how to cook for himself at some point. It had been a lot different than he had imagined it, and of course a little bit disturbing...but he didn't see anything wrong with hunting or killing animals, so this Quest wouldn't be quite so harrowing as he might have thought. As Bookie handed him a quest journal, Antaeus broke into an excited grin and held the book up like some kind of holy artifact.

"Really!? Oh man, thanks so much Mr. Bookie! I mean it!" He pocketed the book, then headed over to the cart he had just dumped out. Sifting through it for a moment, he found a piece of coal small enough to use for a writing implement, and pocketed that too. He would need to keep a journal, a record of his adventures, from now on...maybe some day he could sell it as a book or something. What would his family think of him then--a hero whose tales were read by folk all across the lands? Heading back towards the entrance, he grabbed Bookie's large hand in both of his own and shook it warmly. "And thank you for everything else, sir! It's been a pleasure working for you!" With a skip in his step and a whistle on his lips, the boy headed to the barracks. A few hearty fare-thee-wells with his coworkers followed, but several of them merely laughed him off.

"We'll take bets on how long it takes ya to wash out, boyo!" came the usual jeer. "You may be big but bein' a hero ain't no game of pretend! Don't get yerself maimed before ya come back--we need ya down here in the tunnels!" Still, Antaeus knew they just didn't want him to be disappointed if he failed. And some of them were probably sad to see him go but too gruff to show it. After gathering his things--his shovel and pick held under his armpit, his block and tackle slung over one shoulder and his climbing kit over the other--he headed out into the town proper.

With the Harvest Festival drawing closer, the whole town buzzed with activity. Antaeus wouldn't say he knew everyone in town by name, but he had always been a sociable sort and thus had developed an eye and an ear for who was who around town--especially when it came to those who had a bit of credit to their name. Today he could see a few folks who wore different clothing, and were of different stock than the usual. One of those caravans full of settlers must have come through...which would probably mean he wouldn't be alone in trying to join the garrison. He frowned as he thought about having to endure a lot of competition before being accepted into the ranks. Speaking of ranks, however, he stopped at one point to let a patrol of militia men march past, admiring how in-sync they were and the look of their equipment.

Ah! Equipment, that was what he would need! Just going out into the woods, even with the Red Bear around, would no doubt be dangerous. He had never really held anything that could be considered a weapon except his tools, and he had never been trained in any sort of martial art. A deer would probably run rather than fight unless he forced it into a corner, but he had always heard that boars were mean as archdevils and would gore a man even if they weren't being threatened. So what exactly would he need?

His pickaxe could work as a weapon in a pinch, but it wasn't really suited for that specifically. And to play it safe, perhaps he should...get something he could use from further away? A sling or a bow of some sort? He shook his head as he crossed the street, the militia now gone. He hadn't ever shot anything before, and trying to learn it on the fly--especially if his prey fought back--didn't seem like a good idea. What about...javelins, though? In previous Harvest Festivals, when he participated in the Games, javelin and disk tossing had been some of his best performances. If he used a proper one with a metal tip, maybe he could kill something as large as a deer with that. He would have to get close, though...but even as large as he was, the boy knew some ways to be surprisingly sneaky. Still, it might be a good idea to consider a trap of some kind, something he could snare a prey with to slow it down while he moved in for the kill.

He heard someone banging on timber with a hammer, and looked up to see a group of people repairing the door to a house. He grimaced and shook his head with a sigh. It was hard enough for anyone to have anything here on the frontier, even if their town was more prosperous than most. Why did these robbers have to go and ruin other people's livelihoods? To Antaeus, someone who had always worked hard and been raised by a hard-working father--even if he was cold and unsociable--the very idea of someone else stealing what you had worked for because it was easier for them made him boil with anger. Luckily his own neighborhood hadn't been hit yet...but how long would that last? The boy made a mental note to check with his mother and sister the next time he saw them. They might need to make sure the house was locked extra tight, maybe even board up windows. Anything that might slow down a robber even a little bit would give them a chance to either escape, or call for help. And if he became an adventurer, maybe he could even catch the thieves.

The cobbled roads soon led him to Barthen's Bartered Goods, the only store he knew of that would probably have everything he needed. He walked in confidently, still holding onto his various tools, and looked around until he spotted Mr. Barthen.

"Excuse me, sir!" he called out as he approached. "It's me, Antaeus." They had done business together before, and in a relatively small town like this the storekeepers often knew most of their customers by name. But he wasn't as familiar with the other man as he would be Bookie or the Boss (which was what he called Mrs. Nartur), so once again a slight bit of hesitation crept into his voice.

"Ah, if I could make a request, sir?" he started. "I've just gotten Mr. Bookie, down at the mines, to write me an introductory letter to Captain Ork." It was fairly well known that Bookie and Barthen were good buddies--and from some of the stuff people said, Antaeus often got the impression that they must have been some kind of young hellraisers or something back in their day. Some folks said you couldn't trust Barthen as far as you could throw him, but the Genasi-boy had only ever wondered why you would want to throw somebody for no good reason in the first place. "I want to become an adventurer, and I think I have a pretty good shot at it." He tried to stand a little straighter, hands on his hips, feet spread about shoulder width apart. He flexed, his bronze skin bulging with muscle. "And I'm sure most of my work would involve helping out the town--I want to be a hero, and slay giant monsters, and defeat evil!" Here he couldn't help but let his excitement bleed through despite his nervousness, and he lifted one clenched fist in a sign of determination. "So, if you're willing, Mr. Barthen, I uh...I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd like to ask you to make an investment of sorts in me. Would you be willing to give me a few silvers off some of the equipment I'm going to need, just this once? If it ends up not working out for me I could even bring it back, if you'd like. But when I'm the real deal, I know I'll need weapons and armor, and I know you've got the best stuff in town, so I'd end up spending more money here later, you know?" He held up his coin pouch. "I've been saving up from working in the mines, but even now it's not much. But it's not just my money we're talking about either, you know? Just look at that caravan that came in today--if I were an adventurer that protected the town, or a hero that drew the crowds, I bet even more of them would come!"

He tried to give his most winsome smile, and held out his hand for the storekeep to shake.

"So what do ya say, sir!?"

He didn't have much experience with haggling, but at the least he knew lying and trying to deceive someone was likely to just make them angrier at you. So nothing he had said was a lie, and it was clear to see his enthusiasm now that he had gotten his momentum rolling. Still, though, he had no idea what was going on in the merchant's head, and he knew that his own thoughts had always been somewhat simple. Would simplicity, honesty, and good old fashioned straight forward-ness win the day here?
@Lucius Cypher I've never used the Guild's dice roller before, can you give me a step-by-step like I'm in kindergarten?


𝕬 𝖓 𝖙 𝖆 𝖊 𝖚 𝖘


Black Mines



The winding, cramped tunnels always seemed to ring with the echoing rhythm of the mining shanties. Even when no voice was raised, he could swear he heard them. Maybe he was just crazy--a lot of guys went off, after spending long enough down here, isolated from sun and birdsong and other living people who didn't spend most of their day covered in dirt and grime. Or maybe the stones had just absorbed the voices over the years, maybe the energy simply reverberated up and down the shafts, trapped forever in the rocks. Nonetheless, Antaeus hummed to himself as he pushed the cart--heavy, crafted from hardwood and bound with iron, its big wheels screeching on the tracks under the weight, yet nonetheless it gave way under his considerable muscle despite his age--and he timed his steps to the rhythm.

It's a working man I am
And I've been down underground
And I swear ye gods
If I ever see the sun
Or for any length of time
I can hold it in my mind
I never again will go down underground...


He wondered if any of the other guys would look down on him now, call him a coward for leaving after what happened. Or if they'd blame him for the mine being closed, and for the expeditioners coming down here to muck about with their tunnels. Was it really his fault? He hadn't put the tomb down there, or whatever it was. He hadn't even gone into it. As soon as he felt his pick hit open air on the other side of that wall, he'd pulled back--good thing too, because air that had been trapped in an underground pocket like that for who knew how many years could be poisonous. But the whole wall had come crumbling down, and there it was. He wondered what would have happened if he had taken that step over the threshold? Would the skeletons have all come to life, brandishing weapons and glowing with fire in their eye sockets? He had heard stories like that before. Was he a coward for heeding them? What would his father have done?

"Ain't no treasure worth nothin' down here, boy. Put foolish thoughts of strikin' gold outta yer mind. We ain't diggin' for boogers up our noses down here--at any minute, any damned second, everything around you can come down. So PAY ATTENTION."

For all the bitter, dream crushing advice his father had always given him...it was fairly solid advice, nonetheless. Even if he had never followed it well enough to suit the man.

He reached the dumping station and lowered his buttocks, using his legs instead of his back to lift the cart up onto its front wheels. The rocks tumbled out, and with his foot he nudged the stopper down on its hinge to keep the cart from rolling back down the tracks. Slapping his hands together--out and away from his face--he left behind a cloud of stone dust as he walked towards the distant light at the end of the tunnel. What wouldn't come off his hands he wiped on his roughspun clothes. You never wore good stuff down here for a reason--only his ragged boots offered any protection at all, to keep the stone and gravel from slicing open his feet.

He covered his eyes as he reached the entrance to the mine, blinking rapidly to try and readjust. He sometimes wondered why his genie/earth elemental/whatever the hell it was heritage didn't grant him some form of Darkvision--wouldn't that have come in useful, down underground? But soon enough he could make out the tall, slightly furry figure--even compared to Antaeus himself, who was no shrimp--of Bookie, the assistant overseer.

"Mr. Bookie! Could I have a moment?" he called, raising one hand as he approached. Provided the overseer would stop to listen, Antaeus took a deep breath. "Um, sir, I've been thinking a lot about some things recently. And with the mine closing, this'll be as good an opportunity as any..." He rubbed one of his broad shoulders self-consciously. "Would you be willing to write me...a letter of recommendation? To the Captains of the garrison...or maybe even the Paladins or just...somebody? I...I'd like to become an adventurer..."

The overseer would no doubt recognize the change in his usual mood. Normally Antaeus was swinging a pick and belting out the worker's songs with the best of them, and never held back whenever the men threw their occasional keggers in the barracks. The only person he ever acted nervous around, normally, was his father.
Ash’s Party

Skill Gain: Iron Gullet I
You gain the ability to eat the majority of "normal (relative)" foodstuffs even if your size, teeth, or other factors would have made this difficult. You also don't suffer nausea or other side effects of bad tastes. You have a lower chance of being damaged or placed under status effects when eating tainted foods. You may swallow small non-edibles without issue, but you gain no nutritional value.
System:Naji


As Naji approached Colchain, the lizard narrowed his slit eyes. Scott jumped up in a panic, causing Colchain to lower himself to the ground with a hiss, but as Ash glared their way he relaxed somewhat. Since Scott had tossed out some strips of rat meat, the lizard quickly gobbled up his portion and settled back down. He still seemed wary, but it looked like he wasn't trying to get away any time soon--after all, this group of creatures had for some reason protected him, and now fed him. They made surviving easier. And to Colchain's simple reptilian brain, survival was good. Death bad.

After eating part of the Slime, Reoth noted that some parts of the membrane were thicker than usual--probably because this slime seemed to have been much bigger than normal ones. Maybe its multiple colors were an indication that it was more than one slime, all jammed together? In any case, this membrane was all he could eat of the creature, and there were barely any large enough pieces of it left to be anything less than a snack. But it was rubbery on the tongue and had an intensely sour taste, and the leftover bits of digestive fluid burned Reoth's tongue. Not too long after he swallowed it, on the way to Ash's camp he felt his stomach cramping a bit. That probably meant it was going to be as unpleasant coming out as it had been going in.

LEVEL UP!
Your battles and experiences have culminated in new power! You are now Level 2! You gain Skill Points to distribute as you please!

Unspent Skill Points: 7

Current Skills:
Stun Fang I (1.0)
Poison Spit I (1.3)
Crafting I (1.0)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Muffle (0.9)
Faster (0.1)
Mental Resistance (0.1)
Charisma (0.3)
Counter (0.1)
Monster Analysis (0.3)
Suppress Presence (0.1)
System:Reoth


As Ash practiced her limited understanding of magic, it seemed that the "buzz" she felt was growing significantly stronger the more she practiced...but still, as of yet there was no visible effect on her wound, nor any other signs of magic like the Pixies had produced with their flashy lights and such. But now that they were in a safe place, there was plenty of time to practice, and maybe even get creative...


Bonfire Party

22 Mana Crystals remain.
2 Flame Touched Crystals remain.
LOOT


As Asura and Momma Slime headed for a hiding spot, the bigger blue blob responded with a curious wobble to the images and thoughts Asura sent her.

But I bigger than two-feet-not-me. Why not eat? You say eat bigger, time-was-now-not-now. What Am Boo Sha? This time, in addition to her own thoughts, it seemed her sound making had become syncronized to her usual communication. "Buhhablblbr dantuhfeenuhm, whanaeee." Her membrane made its usual flapping motions as she seemed to be trying to form words. "Whanaeeet?"

As Ed worked with the gristly jawbones of the lizards, he soon found that his lack of practice compared to Asteria made it exceedingly difficult to get the items to do what he wanted. His "hands" were too uncoordinated in this new body, and he didn't have the right posture or enough strength to use them correctly for this kind of work. Eventually, however, he finally managed something close enough to call success.

You are experiencing a Fast Rate of Skill Progression
You do not have a Crafting Skill. The Quality of your Item has degraded.
Your species is unsuited for this kind of work. The Quality of your Item has degraded.
You made an item!
Materials: Broken Fanged Lizard Jawbone (???)
You have processed this item.
You created: Broken Jawbone Club (???)
This item has very low durability. You cannot wield this item.
System:Ed


As Digbie made his preparations and set up his ammo pile, he found that he was looking towards the opening at the distant end of the cave--the exit to the outside world. He couldn't make out any really distinct figures at this point, but he could practically count the torches. The goblins were coming...but they weren't charging the way you might expect an undisciplined tribal horde. It seemed they were clearing their way rather methodically, in small groups...and at their backs, a campfire not quite as big as a bonfire had been made. Between the entrance and the territory they captured, they had protected their backs and could fight with the confidence that everything in front of them was an enemy...

They were out of his range for now, but how long would it be before he could strike at them? And they at him?

As Jason practiced, he could feel himself becoming more familiar with the manipulation of this psionic type of energy. However, he soon began to experience fatigue both mentally and physically. Even after practicing long enough to use up one (1) of his Mana Crystals due to MP drain, he hadn't yet gained the skill. Maybe he needed to try something else...or maybe even take a break? He had been going full tilt for most of today after all, and aside from the moment of his evolution he hadn't taken much time to rest or recover from all his activity. Either way, right now it seemed what he was doing just wasn't quite cutting it to earn a brand new skill--or at least, the increments of improvement were small enough that it would likely take him much longer than he thought to grind it out.

Oberon's practice seemed to be going slightly better than Jason's in terms of results--he could actually see his Mana taking shape after all, and could observe the effects the rough draft of Mana Dart had on his targets. Still, he hadn't yet gained the skill. What else did he need? Was it really enough to just shape the orb? It was a bit like cutting a shape out of paper at the moment, but just because it had a point didn't mean it would penetrate that well...Maybe it needed more "weight," so to speak? Or maybe it needed some method of actually driving the point in, like a hammer on a nail? Or maybe...what possibilities could he think of? How else could he push this skill?

You used Magic Analysis III! This is a Monster, but a highly magical one. Effectiveness reduced to 45%.
This is a Slime Mage. It's a Transformed Slime that has taken on magical properties. This one has also taken on an Earth Elemental Variance, Stone-Hardened, that increases its defenses and affinity with that element. This slime possesses several spells and magically oriented skills, with several others that are still developing. Most of its combat skills are Earth elemental, but it also possesses Psionic skills. The spells you've seen it use are Rock Spire and Soil Manipulation.
System:Oberon


Rain, too, had not gained a new skill yet. She had, however, hit upon her desired effect--moving her head and amplifying her breath now seemed to cause the acidic fluid built up in her mouth to evaporate at a faster rate, producing puffs of purple smoke. But were they concentrated enough to be truly poisonous, or damaging in any way? And they didn't really go far enough yet to be considered a ranged attack...What else could she do? How creative could she get?

Much like Digbie, Rain was also beginning to see the dancing lights of the goblin parties. They were still too far away to see clearly or to attack, but should she risk staying out here...?

As Asteria experimented with her needles, she indeed received a System message saying that she had created items. Once again, however, their quality degraded...and ultimately it seemed like all that happened was that the Sharp, Broken, and normal Bone Needles now had "Poisoned" at the front of them, clearly evidenced by their purple dyed tips. Maybe the quality degradation meant they had a low chance of poisoning the enemy, but every little bit helped and they weren't meant to resist breakage anyway.

Skill Gain: Crafting I
Your knowledge and understanding of mechanics, workmanship, and other such things enable you to craft better items. The process of creating regular sized items is still an unknown to you, and your current species doesn't support many smaller items, but if you ever succeed in such a creation its Sub-Stat Enhancements will be higher than normal. Currently you cannot use equipment, and attempting to craft it will be much more difficult.
System:Asteria


As she strained her senses from the inside of her fox/rat hole, however, the System had one more thing to say.

Skill Rank Up: Beast Sense I > Beast Sense II
Passive sensory range increased. By actively focusing on one (1) sense, you can further increase that sense's sharpness.
System:Asteria


Ardur, up higher near the ceiling above Jason and the others, had a much clearer view of the goblins holding torches. Though he couldn't quite count them the way Rain and Digbie could, he could still warn the others.

"Heads up guys! They're coming in through the entrance...but they're moving slow for some reason, like they're being really careful! I can't tell how many there are." he shouted down to the others.


Mourningstar


As Mourningstar headed towards the Nesting Area, she found that the Mana Crystals here had not been quite so badly depleted as the rest of the cave. Likely because Dire Rats and Fanged Lizards didn't use any magic, and likely couldn't have climbed this high up to the ceiling to get at the crystals. Thus, this was a prime gathering spot for Wisps and Pixies. She could see quite a number of the former buzzing around, as with night falling their bright colors and lights were clearly visible.

However, she was encroaching on their territory. As she got closer, she soon noticed two more wild Wisps heading towards her intentionally. They seemed to be pulsing rhythmically, like they were angry or trying to warn her away...


Orchid and Goblin Party

Orchid's attack slammed the Slime into the dirt, where it squealed with a sound like a wet fart. At her urging the two younger ones struck it with their torches, and the flames spread somewhat over its membrane. The creature gave one last death throe, then lay still, deflating until it was little more than a puddle. Not too long afterwards the other goblins had made a quick perimeter check, like Rattleskull had told them.

"Dis place is clear! We can move up!" shouted one. The others waited for Orchid to give the okay, then they all took up positions and moved forward. To their left the team led by the Hammer Goblin seemed to be moving up even further--they were either going too fast, or hadn't encountered anything else yet. It was hard to tell if the Brawny Goblin and that other female--the Bitchy Goblin--had moved further on yet. Soon the Hammer Team began making the sounds of combat again, but they couldn't spend all their time focusing on the other teams.

As they began covering new ground, it seemed the way was mostly clear--until one of the Minions poked his spear into a crevice in the wall, and an angry pixie fluttered out. However, it didn't realize how badly outmatched it was--a single spear thrust from the second minion, the one who had the good spear, killed it and tossed its disemboweled body to the ground.

"Mini-boss! Do ya wanna hug the wall, or keep pushin' into the open?" called one of the others.

((Orchid's Team can move from B6 into either C5 or C6.))

Nobody tell Gardevoiran. I'm the Digbie now.

Ash’s Party

Skill Rank Up: Mana Orb I > Mana Orb II
Magic damage increased. MP Cost increased. As an Active Spell Skill, this skill may be used at any Rank of power you possess. From Full MP, you have enough to cast Rank I (2) times, and Rank II (1) time with leftover MP. You currently do not have Full MP.
System:Danny


As Ash and her party made her way through the rocky outcrops and around the stony walls of the cave's edge, they soon returned to the makeshift camp she and Orchid had created. The fire here had long burned down, and now only cold ashes without even a smoldering ember remained. However, the smoky smell lingered somewhat. Maybe that explained why they hadn't seen many other creatures on their way here. The camp seemed relatively safe, then, and perhaps the group could rest here for the night...Provided whatever happened in the rest of the cave didn't spread this far...

As Ash used the Healing Stone, the light and the symbols Scott had placed upon it glowed brightly for just a moment, then faded into Ash's injury. The stone itself became lifeless and dull colored once more, but a system message informed her that her HP was back to full. She didn't get any mention of a new skill, but she could tell by feeling it out that she had a better sense for just what that energy was now...Maybe repeating this process, or getting the Pixies to show her more, would help...


Bonfire Party

25 Mana Crystals remain.
2 Flame Touched Crystals remain.
LOOT


Momma Slime quickly snatched up the Dire Rat corpse that Asura threw her way, and unfortunately what happened to that corpse was not only indescribable, but also completely visible through her gelatinous body. At least the cloudy blood floating inside her soon hid it from direct view.

As Ardur made his preparations, he still neither felt nor saw any result from his prayers. And yet, had he ever really "seen" the effect of prayer? No one ever seemed to suddenly see the clouds open up and pour radiant light down on them in his past life, had they? Then again, maybe it was just because he had prayed to a sun god...just after the sun itself had gone down. The cave was beginning to grow darker as time went on now...except for some flickering lights that might have been mistaken for wisps near the cave's entrance, until you saw the smoke... ((No problem, I'll try not to do anything out of character but I'll make sure he keeps in the loop. Thanks for making preparations and letting us know ahead of time!))

As Rain experimented, she found that by essentially blowing a raspberry after filling her mouth with poison she could get a kind of spray-mist, but it was a quick spurt akin to a squeeze of a Fabreeze bottle. The drops of venom did, however, noticeably dissipate more quickly in the air, leaving behind a faint purple haze. Still, it didn't seem to have enough force behind it, and the amount of actual poison was too low. It probably wasn't any good for battle. Another test fire in which she simply pooled poison in her jaws and then tried to blow outwards--almost like wafting a belch, if she had ever participated in such vulgar behavior--caused purple fumes, but these too didn't have enough oomph behind them and she couldn't hold the poison in her mouth as long as she would like without swallowing it--much like the difficulty of gargling for too long. At least she was immune to her own venom. What other methods could she perhaps try...?

As Asteria rested, Mother Rat finally returned from...wherever she had been. From the blood and gristle around her snout, it seemed like she had been eating some of the Fanged Lizards that had attacked them. And now she circled Asteria and Ed, whuffing them with her nose until satisfied, then laying down. She stayed closer to Ed, somewhat protectively, her larger body shielding his own. She could probably sense that he was more vulnerable than her own offspring, but it was a little bit odd how she behaved towards a non-pack mate. Then again, maybe she had started to see this entire group as her pack? That big blue slime had started to act differently as well, after all, making unusual sounds as if it were trying to speak.

When Jason attempted to access the Source Crystal, he found that nothing happened. It seemed that only things he could look at fully through the crystal as a lens would be analyzed. Maybe if he used a pool or something else that could reflect his image. His Magic Analysis on his own Telepathy Skill, however, didn't tell him anything new--it only directly stated what he had already learned from the System about the first and second ranks of the skill, and then a few other things that he had figured out for himself about its qualities. Still, the sensation of using the two skills was somewhat a new experience--after all, Telepathy was not something he could see like a glowing orb or a ball of fire.

Using his Soil Manipulation, he created a divot in the ground. After a messy bit of work, he managed to empty two Poison Sacs. However, the amount of poison remaining in these sacs was much more than the single dose a Lizard would use to spit or bite, and Jason had poured it all in at once! The acid sizzled like boiling water, releasing a noxious purple fume, and Jason began his experiments like some sort of mad scientist...

You used Material Analysis!
Lethal Fanged Lizard Venom
Properties: Liquid. Exothermic. Lethally Poisonous. Extremely Acidic. Vaporous. Volatile.
A compound of the neurotoxin produced in the Fanged Lizard’s internal sacs and elements of the atmosphere. Highly caustic. Larger quantities of venom have made it much more effective. This particular batch of venom has progressed in concentration from Potent > Toxic > Baneful > and is now Lethal. A target infected with this poison will need high levels of Poison Resistance, and if the resistance fails this Poison will not wear off without using a more advanced level of antidote or curing magic.

You created an Item!
Mana Crystal + Lethal Fanged Lizard Venom
You don't have the Alchemy Skill. This mixture may be dangerous...
You don't have the Crafting Skill. The quality of your item has degraded.

You created: Potent Tainted Mana Crystal!
This Mana Crystal has been tainted with a potent poisonous substance. If it is ground into powder, broken, or otherwise forcibly used on another creature, the tainted energies will deplete their mana rather than restoring it. This crystal is also potent--it may cause Poison damage. This crystal is Highly Unstable, it may release poisonous fumes or break easily if tampered with...

You created an Item!
Flame-Touched Crystal + Potent Tainted Mana Crystal + Fanged Lizard Lung Sac
You don't have the Alchemy Skill. These volatile materials may be quite dangerous...
You don't have the Crafting Skill. The quality of your item has degraded.

You created: Gristly Tainted Bomb
What a disgusting item, made from flesh and magic turned perverse! This Bomb contains an explosive and a source of poison. On detonation it will produce a blast comparable to low rank Fire spells and a cloud of poison gas comparable to low rank Poison skills. It has a small Area of Effect. WARNING: THIS ITEM IS VOLATILE.
System:Jason


Afterwards as the newborn slime mage experimented with his magic, he could feel the various different energies changing through his manipulation. Earth, Psychic, something that didn't seem to have any specific quality he could point out--just a plain sort of Energy--and then...At one point, when he tried to use Tremor Sense alongside his Telepathy, his first attempt felt...Odd. It seemed almost the opposite of the Earth energies, in fact, much like holding something warm in one hand and something cold in the other. It felt light, almost...airy? Breezy? Further attempts, however, eventually seemed to match the feeling he was going for, aligning with the same sort of energy fluctuations that he felt from Telepathy.

Ultimately, however, he didn't get the skill he was aiming for. Not yet anyway.

Skill Gain: Focus I
By spending at least 30 seconds focusing before using an offensive Skill or Spell, you can increase its damage. At this rank it is comparable to increasing the power by one rank (eg Mana Orb I to Mana Orb II) while also increasing the MP cost by half again (spend 1.5x Mana Orb I's cost).
System:Jason



Orchid and Goblin Party

((Orchid is wearing her Raw Dire Rat Hide, her Loincloth, her Wicker Shield, and her Trench Club. Her bag's 12 slots are taken up by 2 Hard Stones, 3 Herbs, 1 Fern, 1 sling pouch, 1 sling, 1 garrote, and the handful of sling stones (5), so she has 2 slots left. 10/12))

Orchid's three minions, in the time she had been gone, had been busy. The first one who had obeyed her the easiest still had the Good Wicker Shield, but the second one who had been more suspicious and curious about her had held on to the Excellent Stone Spear. They had made two more Wicker Shields that barely looked like they were holding together, and two more Stone Spears in similar condition--they had obviously paid attention to Orchid's lessons, but simply didn't have the skill to fully imitate her. Still, they were better off than a large number of the other goblins.

With this pack at her back as she approached Rattleskull, the Boss gave her an appraising look with one furry hand scratching at his chin.

"Dun get cocky, youngling!" he growled, before gesturing to the cave entrance. "But awright, you goes on ahead. But listen good!" He pointed at her with his Stone Celt. "Make sure ta check EVERYTHING all 'rounds ya before movin' on, bit by bit! Look in da cracks, in da tunnels, up on da ceilin', everywhere! Kill EVERY mob ya see so long as it ain't a gob!" He now jabbed a thumb at all the other goblins gathered behind him. "If it ain't safe enough for dem to sleep there, you stay til it is! We ain't gonna fight twice for any terry-stories!"

The Boss moved up to the archway, gazing inside for several moments, then called over two of the smaller looking Goblins. One was a female and one a male, but both of them were practically trembling--they were probably from the same generation as Orchid but hadn't had nearly her experiences. They were holding Torches in one hand and Sharp Stones in the other--they hadn't been given the more effective equipment that Rattleskull and Crispy had worked on, whether because there wasn't enough to go around or because they couldn't keep it.

"You goes wif dat one and her bunch! Stay behin' der shields and hold yer torches high so's dey can see!" That gave Orchid's team a membership of 6, including herself. Rattleskull pointed into the cave. "Heads for that area there first! ((A-6 on Cave Map)) Push forward when it's clear!" Then he gestured to the other goblins as Orchid began to get her group moving.

A group of three goblins, two holding Wooden Clubs (the bats Rattleskull had made earlier) and torches and the third holding the Stone Hammer the Boss had given him, would go in after Orchid's group, on her left flank. The next group had the broad-shouldered Goblin with the well made Wooden Spear, along with the female that had given Orchid so much trouble--who now had a hastily made Stone Spear of her own along with a torch, and a third goblin who only had the Club and torch. These two went in further to the left, and now the goblins had established a line all the way across the entranceway.

Behind them, getting ready to go in, Crispy assembled his own party. The variant goblin held a torch in one hand and his well made Stone Knife in the other. Two other goblins, one holding both a Stone Knife and a Wooden Club and the other holding a Club and a torch, were going to accompany him. They stood in an inverted V, the two in front and Crispy at the back no doubt so that he could cast his magic without interruption.

The last one to go in, would be Rattleskull himself...but it didn't seem like he was hiding behind his troops out of cowardice. The Boss seemed to be closing his eyes and taking deep breaths...he flexed his powerful arms back and forth, gripping the haft of his weapon tightly...

It was time for battle.

As Orchid's group made their way in, they soon saw a place where the ground had been disturbed and something had made a rather bloody mess, as if something's throat had been cut and they had bled out.

"Dis is where them two earlier died!" said one of Orchid's followers. "Somethin' got 'em, but they never found out what!" Apparently confident that whatever had gotten those other goblins was no longer around, the first minion strode forward--only to have the blood on the ground seemingly surge up under his feet!

It was a red-colored slime, which had apparently been feeding on the blood left here! With a gurgle, it slammed its weight into the minion--but he blocked it on his shield! The blow still knocked him off balance, but the other two minions ran up and thrust at it with their spears. The slime squealed as both weapons pierced it, their hafts crossing on the inside of its body in an X. It wasn't dead, but it seemed like it had taken more damage than usual--probably owing to the quality of these better weapons.

"Mini-boss! Smash it!" yelled one of the minions at Orchid while the two struggled to hold the wounded Slime in place.

There were the sounds of battle off to their left as well, accompanied by a shrill, child-like scream...was that one of the goblins, or a monster they had found and slain? Either way, the scream was cut off rather quickly...

Even further away, there was a battle cry that might have been that brawny male goblin, and the torches there were waving back and forth violently for a few moments. Then that battle too, seemed to calm. Were the goblins off to a good start?

Ash’s Party

Skill Gain: Crafting I
You may craft very simple items from simple materials. Your knowledge and understanding of mechanics, workmanship, and other such things enable you to craft better items. The process of creating many items is still an unknown to you, but if you ever succeed in such a creation its Sub-Stat Enhancements will be higher than normal. NOTE: Your species is unsuited to this Skill.
System:Ash



Bonfire Party

28 Mana Crystals remain.
3 Flame Touched Crystals remain.
LOOT


Digbie's Tremor Sense told him that the nearest weak point was a crack in the ceiling, which seemed to run back towards the entrance. It was probably related to that cave in from yesterday, the one that Rattleskull and his minions had cleared out earlier this day.

Asteria made a rather grisly scene of the three lizard corpses as she used her fangs to cut them open and her newly dextrous paws to pry out their skeletons from amongst the meat and gristle. Using her teeth to knap the bones just like before, this time she actually received a System message. But much like Digbie had experienced when he tried to make a sack out of that rat corpse he dragged around, the Dire Rat was told that she did not have a "Crafting" skill and that her current species was "Unsuitable" for this process. Without knowing what the "quality" of her creations were, she had nonetheless created a few items: 2 Sharp Bone Needles, 6 Broken Bone Needles (while pointy and splintery at these broken bits, they weren't long enough or strong enough to stand up to the strain of piercing through flesh or taking the weight of something stepping on them), and 7 just plain Bone Needles (which were sharp, but didn't come to an actual needle-pointed tip like the Sharp ones did). When she handed them to Digbie, the Goblin would find that about 5 of them could fit into a single slot in his Inventory thanks to his new ramshackle pouch. With 15 of the needles in total, that meant someone else was going to have to manage that last handful.

As this group hid Mana Crystals, made Bone Needles, tried to negotiated with one of their own party members who felt wronged and desired to leave, and suffered from cryptic dreams that they would barely remember upon waking, time passed. This new world seemed so much like a game, but there was no pause button here. Luckily for them, between their numbers and their preparations and the sheer oddity of their situation, they had warded off most of the other creatures around the cave--nothing else bothered them for some time.

Thus, Jason safely reached the finale of his first Transformation under the watchful blob of Momma Slime.

The egg began to re-inflate, but as the membrane rippled it began to separate from its normal shape. A thin layer began to peel off of Jason's body, until it had formed a thin flap of nothing but the slime's membrane that now waved freely anytime there was a breeze. Then, a section of his "skin" began to swell outwards, towards what would have been the top of his "head," until a sort of brim surrounded his top half. Then the very very top of his gelatinous body became more rigid and also began to swell, coming to a conical point. Jason now looked just a smidge bigger than he had been before...and had the appearance of wearing a wizard's hat and cape made out of his own jelly-skin.

Then, with a sudden rumbling from deep within the slime's gut, a "core" within him lit up the color of raw gold ore. This orb exploded in a bright flash of light, sending golden colored "veins" that almost looked like cracks in glazed pottery throughout Jason's body. From either side of his conical "hat," two actual clusters of something like gray stone erupted as if they had just spontaneously generated there.

Then he "blinked" and found himself once more awakened to the world.

TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!
Slime > (Immature) Stone-Hardened Slime Mage
You have Transformed!
All Base Stats have Slightly Increased!
Your Max MP has Slightly Increased!
You have not reached your full Potential. The Skill Mana Orb is reduced to (0.5).
You have not reached your full Potential. The Skill Shield is reduced to (0.5).

You gained the Variance, Stone-Hardened!
Your Base defensive stats have Very Slightly Increased!
Your Earth Affinity is currently at (0.6). Increase it by deepening your understanding of the Earth element.
You have not reached your full Potential. The Skill Stone Shot only increases by (.25). Total is (2.3)
System:Jason



Orchid

As the Armor Badger worried at her shield, its teeth cracking the wood, Orchid's quick thinking and past experiences paid off. She managed to off balance the beast, which scrabbled with its foreclaws to do further damage to the shield but never reached Orchid's body. As she threw it to the ground and came down on top of it with all her weight, it gave a loud "whoof" as the air was driven from its lungs, and its snarls decreased in volume despite the fact that it still snapped and gnashed at her and soon thrashed its way out from underneath. Then, with a roar of fury, the goblinette brought her weapon down right on top of its armored head. With a sound like cracking ice, the armor plate of hide on the badger's skull split and broke off, leaving a pale, hairless patch that quickly welled up raw as blood vessels clotted beneath the skin. The badger gave a breatheless squeal as it backed away, shaking its head to clear the daze. Without even looking where it was going, the animal turned and began to flee back into the bushes--it didn't live in a cave with closed in walls and ceilings and tight spaces, so its instincts were to get away from threats rather than fight to the death. Would Orchid choose to pursue it?

"Ha! You dum, couldn't even kill it with ya big fancy stick! Shows how good all yer fancy makin' stuff is!" crowed the female from up in the tree. She began to shimmy down the trunk, clutching a freshly cut branch in one hand. "I bet when I start makin' stuff, MY fancy stick will kill it good!"

A chill breeze began to blow, as the last glints of a red setting sun filtered through the trees...


Mourningstar

As the Wisp dealt with what little vestige of camaraderie remained with her "party," the first two she had ever encountered here in this new world, she nonetheless would see what she had been looking for--to the southwest, towards the far walls of the cave (if Ed or Asteria had been there, they would have noticed this was the Dire Rats' and Fanged Lizards' tunneling and nesting areas) it seemed that there were a few flickering, glowing lights passing through the air here and there. Wisps, darting about near the ceiling--probably seeking out Mana Crystals.


The Goblins

"It's gettin' dark, Boss."

"Is we really gonna fight at night? What if'n we can't sees dem?" said one goblin through fearful tremors.

"Dat's why Crispy been makin' torches, ya dum!" Rattleskull roared, immediately cowering anyone who might have dared agreed. "We can't stays out here anyways! It ain't smart--right, Crispy!?"

"Uh, yeah." Crispy began sticking his torches in the fire. He seemed somewhat distracted. "If Ventures come along, or da bigga stuff in da woods, it bees bad fer us." He stood with two fiery brands and motioned for the other goblins to approach. "So dis is it, ya gobs! No sleeps, no new camp, until we makes one!"

"And to do dat, we gots ta kill EVERYTHING!" Rattleskull slammed his celt axe against the ground and the others howled and waved their own weapons. The big shouldered goblin with the new spear spoke up.

"Boss, what ifs we push just inside da cave n' leave Crispy's fire out here? We kills a buncha stuff and makes anudda fire--maybe then we gots enough room to sleep and da fire keeps stuff from da woods away?"

"Only if we ain't gots no choice!" Rattleskull seemed to begrudgingly admit that this all-night raid by a tribe that had spent most of its day hunting, gathering, and crafting would be exhaustive. "But da longer we waits, da more prepared dese other mobs might gets! Dat group attackin' Crispy was weird--dis whole cave is gettin' weird! The sooner we stops it, da betta!"

Again he slammed his weapon on the ground, kicking up clods of dirt and blades of grass with his almost ritualistic tantrum. Soon he had the goblins worked up into a frenzy...

"Almost time, boss!" Crispy called out as he passed out the last few torches. "But wait a minute, dat youngling should be back..."

Rattleskull looked out towards the trees with a raised eyebrow. That young female was still out in the woods? At night? He frowned. She and her weapons were a large contribution to their battle power now. She had better not get caught by something or end up bringing it back to the tribe...
Ash’s Party

Under the onslaught from Ardur, Ash, Danny, and even Colchain--as he added his own Poison Spit to the flurry of projectiles--the Big Slime wiggled and warbled in fear and pain. Its body was buffeted by stone, it had already been pierced multiple times, its membranes began to sizzle and burn under the acid and its colors darkened with poison, and then Danny's magic, being the only form of damage it didn't seem to have a resistance to, blasted right through it. The creature gave one last squeal, then began to deflate, its fluids oozing out between the rocks.

LEVEL UP!
Your battles and experiences have culminated in new power! You are now Level 4! Your Stamina has increased! You gain Skill Points to use as you please!

Unspent Skill Points:
5

Current Skills:
Stun Fang II (2.0)
Poison Spit I (1.9)
Alchemy II (2.0)
Overwork I (1.8)
Charisma I (1.3)
Venom Shot I (1.35)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Muffle (0.9)
Crafting (0.5)
Alchemy (2.0)
Alert (0.5)
Blunt Resistance (0.2)
Monster Analysis (0.3)
Magic Analysis (0.2)
Material Analysis (0.1)
Scribe (0.6)
Minor Heal (0.6)
Faster (0.1)
Intimidate (0.1)
Acid Volley (0.1)
Venom Claw (0.1)
System:Ash

LEVEL UP!
Your battles and experiences have culminated into new power! You are now Level 2! You gain Skill Points to distribute as you please!

Unspent Skill Points:
5

Current Skills:
Mana Orb I (1.8)
Lesser Force I (1.3)
Levitation (--)
Monster Analysis I (1.45)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Magic Analysis (0.3)
Plant Analysis (0.7)
Blunt Resistance (0.4)
Mana Strike (0.5)
Meditate (0.2)
Focus (0.2)
Faster (0.5)
Lesser Force (0.3)
Point Strike (0.2)
Mana Dart (0.1)
Mana Shape (0.1)
System:Danny

LEVEL UP!
Your battles and experiences have culminated into new power! You are now Level 2! You gain Skill Points to distribute as you please!

Unspent Skill Points:
5

Current Skills:
Minor Heal I (1.4)
Lesser Flight I (1.7)
Shield I (1.4)
Scribe I (1.3)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Stronger (0.2)
Muffle (0.1)
Monster Analysis (0.1)
Mental Resistance (0.2)
Material Analysis (0.4)
Keen Ear (0.1)
System:Scott

Your battles and experiences have culminated into new power! You are now Level 2! You gain Skill Points to distribute as you please!

Unspent Skill Points:
5

Current Skills:
Shield I (1.3)
Minor Heal I (1.4)
Lesser Flight I (1.1)
Barter I (1.0)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Scribe (0.1)
Charisma (0.2)
Intimidate (0.1)
Iron Gullet (0.8)
Dextrous (0.1)
Taboo (0.4)
Monster Analysis (0.2)
Magic Analysis (0.1)
Throw Item (0.1)
System:Naji




Bonfire Party

35 Mana Crystals remain.
3 Flame Touched Crystals remain.
LOOT

INVALID COMMAND.
System:Asura


Skill Gain: Stronger I
Your base physical strength is increased. By gaining the skills Harder, Better, and Faster, Skill Synergy will occur and grant you 1 rank of Physical Conditioning.

You are now unconscious. You can't read this, but HP drain ceases. Stamina will begin to recover soon.
System:Ed


You made an item!
Dire Rat Corpse (???) + Curved Rock (???)
You do not possess the Crafting Skill or the Material Analysis skill. The quality of your item has degraded.
Your methods are inefficient given your raw materials. The quality of your item has degraded.
You created: Ratskin Pack (???)!
You Inventory has expanded to 7 items total including your current possessions. You have two free slots remaining.
System:Digbie


Skill Gain: Lesser Status Heal I
Remove lesser varieties of status effects from the target creature, including oneself. Serious illnesses and other effects cannot be removed or lessened. Example: Poison can be removed. Potent Poison or Infection cannot.

You used Magic Analysis III!
This is your own Skill. It is a brand new skill. Effectiveness reduced to 95%.
Lesser Status Heal is a Nature-element spell that boosts the target's natural immune systems. Physically this boost allows the body to fight off weaker toxins, diseases, etc, even if they are caused by magic. Certain magical status effects may not be affected, or only temporarily alleviated, such as a Curse that weakens one's normal abilities.
System:Oberon


Your Poison has been Cured!
System:Asteria


Rain was able to return to the party without further incident, and by the time the Goblins finally approached the bodies--now armed with new Wooden Cudgels from their boss--they found nothing save an odd spot where something had been rolling in the dirt. They hauled the Goblin corpses out of the cave and began stripping what few possessions they had for the good of the group as a whole. It didn't seem like they had much respect for their dead, as afterwards the bodies were simply tossed out of sight beyond the tree line.

Momma Slime watched Jason and wobbled with something that might have been curiosity as he settled down nearby. The green slime braced himself and made his choice--whatever happened now, it would reveal a new path going forward. He tried to use his analysis skills on himself, to figure out what was going to happen to his body--but as soon as his decision became concrete inside his mind, he suddenly felt a deep and powerful sleep come over him. It was too fast, and there was no fighting it--just like going under before a surgery.

And as he went under, he rose up and up and up.

All the others could see was that Jason's body began to...condense, so to speak. His slimy mass seemed to be trying to put pressure on itself, growing tighter and tighter and losing its natural transluscence almost until he resembled a green egg, rather than a ball of goo. But Jason...Jason could see EVERYTHING.

Not in crystal clarity, of course. But he drifted upwards, out of his body, rising high enough that he could look out across the cave. He could see the pool where he had first begun his new life, flopping down into the water and slowly bobbing his way back to shore with his flimsy little pseudo-flippers. He could see the tunnel he had painstakingly spent hours digging, the small herb garden he had been neglecting, the large green crystal--the same color as the Source Crystal, but easily a hundred times larger--sitting in the dark and softly glowing.

He could see nothing but the layers of rock, and then daylight, but before his eyes could adjust he was rising higher. Now he saw a deep forest, and gently rising cliffs growing ever steeper until they became mountains to the immediate west. He rose higher, drifting through clouds that stretched over the cave and further beyond, over curling smoke trails and unnaturally shaped structures of wood and stone that could only be civilization. Somewhere to the east, a large body of water sat glimmering with the last rays of the setting sun.

He rose higher. To the south, deserts and canyons, windstorms sweeping over the dunes. Further to the east, a bright light cutting a path to safety for those in need of guidance. Over the mountains, to the southwest, a grand city stretching for miles. Still in the west, but far further north, a tower like a mighty tree reaching up to the heavens with roots stretching deep, deep into the earth. So far to the east that it became west again, a lonely, cold, desolate island where red lightning split the sky. Further beyond that, marshlands and mountains and untamed, wild lands.

He rose higher. A world, a planet, rotated thousands of miles an hour, yet from this distance appeared as no more than a soap bubble, as if it would pop if he but brushed a fingertip against it. The city lured him, cried out for him. The island's red skies held him in sway.

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̴̡̧̘͍͈͔̥̭̝ͯ̈́̌̑̏ͮ̿ͫṊ̴͍͈͓ͭ͒ͬ͂ͣͥ͆E̛͇̜̹͔̙̤̻͋̽Ẅ̯̝̣͈̥͙͔ͦ̃ͩ͘͠͞ ̼̻̞̖͇͍͔̩͊̿̊͒ͯE͊̅ͨ̌͋͂҉̰̻͎̰Ȓ̶͍̼̦͎͈̼ͬ̀̋̑̆ͤ͢Rͦ̑̓̓ͭ͜҉̺̼̣̹͍̝̻̀Ọ̘̬͉̞̗͈̖̅̓̊ͬ̋ͪͤ͋Ŗ̠͉̩̫͙̤̼̙̩ͮ̉ͥͪͮ́̇̿̕.͉̤̠͔̫͊̄́̃ ̸̵̳̳͔̬̺̰͖ͣͧ̌ͬ̈́ͥ̕ͅO̷̪ͨͩ̈V̾͌̾ͨͤ҉̮̣̠̙̳ͅE̴̶̴̬̖ͥͬͦͨ̔R̗͍͍ͧ̌ͨ̇̍́͒R͉̙͔̽̀͘͝I͓̺̓̄͋͋̏͒͂̂ͫD̵̢̫͕̺ͮ̌̔͊͛̀Ḙ̜̖͙͈͙̠̥̼ͬ̅͋̍̽̀̈̃́ ̸̺̠͚͖̺́͊̑̌̽̕I̸̡͔̜̹̦̥͇͔̬͗̑͊ͧ͂̕N̶̗͈͓̤̗̙̊̄͂I̡̢̫̎͐̉T͋̄͋͑ͨ͘҉̧͈͈̳̭͕I̮̣̙͈͋͋̓̄ͭ͟Ạ̶͎̳̭̹͎͊ͭ̽ͭ̓̊́T̩̘̗̱̥̞̲͈̃͐̐͑ͥ̊̿̃̀Ẹ̡̱̰̲ͪ͊̀̈͂͢Dͦͫ̋͑̑͛̍ͬ̒҉̯̮̺̤̺.̡́ͬ̈́̀̌̓͐͏̤͖͖͚̞.̭̳̩͍̘̮̾ͥ̈́̿̍͂̎ͩ.̷͉̣͖͚̯͕̣́͐͠ͅ
SYSTEM


Y͖̰͉̖̝̩̯e̦̤̻a͓͖͕̤h̭̻̠̭͈̼,̺͙̤ I͖͙̜̫̤̙͕ ͇͎͈͙̱̺̟fi̙̘̙̰̼̫g͉̱̺̩̯͎u̞̤̱ͅr̩e̗̲d̦̰̖̮ ͉t͚̝ͅh̟̠̳̦̫a͖̭̻͓̲̘t̠ ͚̰̼̱w͍as͙ ̦̮̤͚g̝̤͈ͅo͙͙̖̠i̱n͖̩g͎̖̺̹͉͓͇ ̮̝̖ͅt̠̲o͎͖̠̻̱͇ ̫̺͎h̳͖̗̲ͅa̹̬̺pp͎̫̘̪e̯̫̟̹͈n̝̺̱̟͍ͅ.̼ ͖̳̱͙̼̦̥H̙̲̠̬͔̤ͅm̹̦̟̭.̗̹̞.̱̥̭̦.̝͎m̝̱̬a̱y̞b͎̗͇̲̣̠e̟̤̫̭̻̯ ͚̼̥a͍̟͈̱ ͔̳̹̳C̫͙̯̜̩̣u̮͖͓͍͓͎r̘̼͙̥͖̞͍s͉͙̦e̤̘͙̥͇͔ ̭wo͚̳̥̼u͕͕̼̼̟̩l̥̩ḍ̖̮̗͈ ̩͚͔̠ͅa͚̤̰̹n̞̣c̩͍ḫ̳͖͇̺͈͎o̪̙̲r̪̻ ͎̬͚̻̯th͈̯̣͇͙̠e͓̪͓ ͙͖s̘͉̟͉͈̱ͅo̯u̮̳̮l͇̱̲̱s b͍̖͓̞͇̲͕e͍͚̯̤̠͙̬t̹̞͙̥̟te̞͖r̟̫̠̱͕̣,̲ b̲̜̜̪̗̪̰u̗͕̺t̩̜ ̫̱̳ͅI͓͎̞͔͙̗͇ ̳̳͕͈̗d͍̹̖̠̱̜̼o͎̙͙̣̦̱n͔'̥̹̗̫t̹̦͉̺̖͖ͅ ̗͙w̘̠̬̞͈a͔̙̞nt͉̘̥͚͕̳ͅ ̘̦͉̹͙̝̲t̥̬̻̫h̠̩͙̠̙̝ḛ̱͚͎m̫ ̖̲͔͉̰a͍̰̟ͅl͖l̫͕͖̖͕ ̩͍̙͍e͇̝̮̜̺͚̦v̺̺̬͈̭͓̭ọlv̖̥i̟̘n̰͈̥͍͇̼g̝̫̺̰̲ i̯̭͎̜̮n̺͉̖̫̻ͅt̻o̘̤̘̩ Un͕̹̳͕̹de͓̙̣̘ad̮̲͚̩̬͚.̺̮̦̗͓.̯͍̗̝̰̱.̝̪̘
̻̣̰̺̯
̯N͇̯o̪̻̺̠̮͚w ̲̼͔̯w͍̖̭̥̩h̰̹i̺c͚̹̻h̗̜̲͓.͎̗̜̼̠̮͍.͖͓̙ͅ.͓͙͖̜̠a̤̯̲͙h̦̠̞͍̲͚͓.̳͕͈ ̝T͇h̼̖̟̳e ͔̤̰̪̠͎̤W̺ͅa̭̣̻͉rl̻̝̞ọr̭̗d̘̬̞̻̘.͙͓͇̙ ̹̹͕̝Ho̱̳̝̟͔w̞'̹̝͍s̯ i̪͓͉̮̗ͅt ̫͖͖̟b͍͉̱̼͖ḛ̩͍͕̳͖̖e̯̻n͙̙͙͔, ̠͔̫̫̗͈be͔̫i̻̻̤n̥ͅͅg͍͎̪ ̱̗̺̭̼a ͍̠͖̫̘p̫̳͇̦e̮̠o͕̫͉̻̳͙n ̦͚̰͉ạ̙̪͉g̤̯a͇̺i̠̙̣̺ṋ?̝̥̼͖̞ͅ ̬͙̱͕̪̣ͅN̲̭͚̩̮͇o͈̻̩t̩̬̥ ̦̩̘̖̪̥͙s̗o̪̗̞̮͖͍ͅ ̞̪͉̝ẹ͖͙̗͉a̲͙̳͙ͅṣ͖͙̥y̗̺͇͕͇͉ to̘̹̭̺̮̦ ̻͙t̤̫̩̫a͈k̞̪͈̰ͅe̻͙͈ ̜͎͎o͎̜̬̦͈v̲͖e͔͔ͅr̳̬̦̩͎ ̳̖̻̲w̱̬͇̼h̠e͈̩̻̼̣̬n ̥̝̠t̘h̗͔̲̬̮͔e̥̬̘̜ ̙̯͙̲̹͓r̘e̤̗͙̫͙̮͔s͔̳̜̼̥t͉ ọ̰f̘̞̹ t̹̟h̞̫̖͈e ̲̼̫̼͇̰͎p̼̪͚̹̯op̹͔̟̟̻͈̟u͙ͅl͙̘a̮̝ͅt̥i͉o̤n̙ ̙i̩̖̭̭̦̟͍ṣ̠̦n'̹̯̗̼̰͍̦t͎̬͓͙͇ͅ ̫ẉe̫̜̥a͚̜͎k ̪͇̭̠̝f̰̟̼͚͎̘ͅrom͇͔̙͔͎͎̬ ͉͖̱̫͕̥̝s̻̥̝̥̯ͅta͉̟̩̘̙̬rv͉̣̦̤ͅa͔̭̯̥ͅt̫̟̖i̤̝̙͈̯o͚̭͕̣n̘̥̻ ̮̦̦͕̦̼̳aͅn̻̲̬̘d̪͈̳̘ ̲an̠̝̮ ͉a̮͉̭̻͉̱d͍͇̪̙̼͕̼va̖̖̼̯̙n̟̯̺̠ce̝̥d̖͎̬̰̣ ̻͉̬na̲̮̹̲̼t̤̰͍̰io̺̫̤͓̟n ̱͎͕is̱̠n̮̗͙̳̞̘̩'̝͖̣̳̺̺t̫ ̰̞d͖̰̯r̭̲̩̝̞̯o̲p̞̺͚̩̥p̟͉̞̼͎ͅi̳͚n͙͉͖͉g ̥̤w̠̭ea̹͎̫̳p͚̰͍̙o̼͍n͎̯͇͉̜͔r̟͈̙̮ͅͅy͉͍̲͇̼ ̗͕̤͕̦i̟̺̮n̙t̲̲̬̤̖̞̭o̻̲̯͖̝̙ ͙y͖̼̜̟̘͍͕o̹̬̘͕̬̯u̝̱̭̹̣̠r͓̜̖ ͖͇ḷ̰͉a͇̙͕̭ͅp̠̼ͅ i̞̣͎̫̫n̜̞̺̙͇̼ ͉͎̭͕̳ͅex͇͕̗̙̗c̳͇͚h̞̬̣̯̣̞͈a̦͇̹̭n͙̠͍̫̭̙g̹̞͚͍͉̼e͓͉̰̩͕ͅ ͍̦͔fo͓̝̲̩͕͚͚r͔̮̗̙̭̰̞ ̲͎ͅf̯͙̮̤̹͍i̺̘a̭̗͓̠̹̬t͉͉ ͓̙̱̪di͉a̲̮̝̟̝̘͚m͕̻̳̩̺̭o̪n̹̟ds̪̮͔,̖̮̮̘ ̩is͍̙̳ ̹͙̦i̙͖̞͓̦̟̰t̙̤?̗͇̘̣͓̭
̬͇
͚̻͓̗M̰̞̪̤ḁ̞͉g̞i̠̰̯c ͚͖͙͉͎͍̞p͙̘̟̥a̺̰̗̭̥̯ͅt̩̜̹̮̺h̟̻͇̯̖̫̯, ̼̗̣̘̩̜h̯̫̺̭̬̯u͈͖͕̙͈̦̯h͙?͔͔̬̗̼ ̤̱͍̫A͎̗̜͉̣̫n̼̘̫̗̟d̗̹ ̣͕̱̬a̻̣ ͓͖̘͈̯̣̹ḇ̹̣̖̖i̪̺̤t̞͉̦̦̟ ̜̞̲̩̮o͔f͓.̘͕͖ͅ.͚͕͎͍̲͙ͅ.̝̼p̘̜̻͉͖͓s̝̜̟i͈̪̱͈͉̯͖on̫̗̩ͅi̤̹̻͈̗c̞͎̤̫s̠̼? ̦̜̱̗̲͍̣R͔͓̜ar̻̮̺̤̲͈e̟̹̞̜,̗̗̩ t̙̫̠̣̜h̺̥̪̟at.̲̬͙̤̗ͅ ̙͓̤͇̱̱O̰̳̯̙h͉͖̫͖̣ ̖w̪̰̘͖̮e̘̼̤̜͉͇ͅl͕̫̠͖̻̳͙l̦̬̞͖̦̮ͅ,͍̬̩̝͕̝͇ g̮o͓̲̗̰̘̩̩od ͖͇̣̠l̻u̱̹̖̤̦̰c̞k̳̲̼̯̖̝.̠̣͓̯ ͉̯̤̬̳͕̖I̻͙̱̮̰͉̳f̪͍̘͔͓̗ ̘̘̥̥ͅy͉o͕̹͇͙̠̹u̦̰̠̮͚̦̼ r̜̤e̫m͕̙e̫͙̺̻͇̯m̪̗̭͚̯̘̝b̩̲̬̯̠e̦̟͔͖̜̙̮r͎͙̲̪̪ ̮̠̤a̖̬ͅn͈y ̫̜̳̖͕̦of̝ t̩̬͈͙̼h̯̮̳̟̯̲ͅis̲͇̝̞̣͚ ̤w̱͔͍͙̭̫hen̮̙ ̭̪͉̻̲̰yo̤u̗̰̳͕ ͕͍w͔̼ak̗̙̮̣̱̬e̟̰ ͚̲u̮̗̥͈̤p̬,̘̟̬͍̥͓ ̭be̬̝̙̣̠̙̤ c̹̱̩͎ḁ̱̬̥̞͚̬r̖e̗̗f̠̻u̳͓̣̳̜̞l ̬̱̟͎w͚̣̰i̻̹͖̤̹t̹̲̺͉̱̥ͅh̙ ͚̫̪a̤͔̺n̰̫̟̟y ͕̖͍as͚̻͍̜̫̟̟t̩̰̩̟̙̭ͅra̤̬l̫̞̠̠͓̟̥-̜̪-͎


SECOND OVERRIDE INITIATED

Fuck you, everyone knows they forget the cryptic bullshit as soon as they wake up! At least I don't straight up tell them--

ERROR: ENCOUNTERED TOO MANY ERRORS. RESETTING...
System:Jason


Jason plunged earthward...


Orchid

The badger paused for a moment, as if considering its course of action. But ultimately, it didn't seem the creature really understood Orchid speaking directly to it. And when the female covered herself with her shield, rather than making herself larger or more intimidating as most creatures did in the animal world, the badger took it as a sign of weakness. It snarled again, baring those nasty looking teeth.

You used Monster Analysis I! Effectiveness at 100%
---Armor Badger---
A large breed of badger with a tough shell and the same mean-as-nails personality. Its sharp claws are mostly used for digging grubs and cutting through tree roots, but can inflict nasty wounds. Its shell is hard enough that most simple weapons won't break or pierce it without a lot of power behind them.
Orchid


The creature charged without any further warning, seizing Orchid's shield in its jaws and shaking like a rabid dog. Would she attempt to overpower it before it could disarm or pull her off balance, or did she have some other plan...?
Ash’s Party

As Ash sank her venom soaked claws into the rat trying to attack Colchain, it squealed in pain and the familiar sizzling sound of acid upon flesh was music to Ash's earholes. It quickly abandoned its tussle with the other Lizard, and as it turned it snapped at Ash's foreleg, breaking through her scales and drawing blood. This allowed it to break the scuffle and get some distance between them just before Ash's Venom Shot--but it wasn't enough, and the poisonous pellet hit the Dire Rat square in the snout. It fell with piteous cries and began thrashing about...but a final convulsion left it limp upon the rocky ground.

Colchain looked up at the other lizard with a chunk of furry hide in his mouth, chewing contemplatively with one claw still on top of his own slain adversary.

Meanwhile, Ardur grabbed the first rat they had killed and somehow--probably because of his newfound buff-ness--managed to haul it into the air with jerky starts and flaps of his wings. But this struggle paid off in more ways than one. He successfully managed to toss the corpse down right in the path of the oncoming slime, which was now close enough for everyone to see...and then--

Rank Up: Lesser Flight II > Lesser Flight III
Stamina consumption decreased. Flight speed increased. Carrying capacity increased.
System:Ardur


The Big Slime, its three colors swirling inside it, stopped for a moment to observe the food that had fallen out of the sky. Then it promptly enveloped this meal without even a wobble of thanks, and began digesting it. Just then, however, three other multicolored beings fluttered around it and began grabbing big handfuls of its rubbery membrane. It made a gulping sound that might have been surprise.

However, such a large creature was no lightweight. The three pixies struggled, even with one of them being buffer than your usual fairy and having just become capable of carrying larger weights while flying. They were able to get the creature off the ground, but then it began to struggle, its mass surging back and forth. They still managed to carry it a short distance...then, a meaty pseudopod emerged and took aim at Naji! With an angry squelch, the big slime swung--and missed, as the three flyers let go.

It was only a couple of feet, however the sharp stone spikes still managed to pierce the Big Slime's membrane. It gave some kind of creen that likely indicated pain, but after a few moments it didn't seem all that worse for wear. It was still digesting the rat--chewing its cud in thought, so to speak--as its mass shifted around the stalagmites. But even though they hadn't killed it, Naji, Scott, and Ardur had certainly impeded it. It was stuck between these tightly wedged spikes, and stuck on them, even though it soon began trying to pull itself off. Who knew how long that would take, though...?


Bonfire Party

36 Mana Crystals remain.
3 Flame Touched Crystals remain.
LOOT

Rank Up: Telepathy I > Telepathy II
MP consumption slightly increased. More complex thoughts and stronger emotions can be sent. One-way messages can be sent to a creature you have made contact with before as long as they are within 5 feet. When making physical contact with a creature, if they are willing they can send you a single return message.

Skill Gain: Mental Resistance I
Take less damage from Psychic-type spells or skills, and have a better chance of resisting mind-altering effects such as Confusion or Hypnosis. This counts as an Elemental resistance for the purposes of Magic Resistance.
System:Jason

Skill Gaink: Focus I
By spending at least 30 seconds focusing before using an offensive Skill or Spell, you can increase its damage. At this rank it is comparable to increasing the power by one rank (eg Mana Orb I to Mana Orb II) while also increasing the MP cost by half again (spend 1.5x Mana Orb I's cost).
System:Mourningstar

Skill Gain: Faster I
Your base physical speed is increased! By gaining the skills Harder, Better, and Stronger, Skill Synergy will occur and you will gain one rank of Physical Conditioning.
System:Asura

Your HP is still draining. You are still out of Stamina.
System:Ed

Skill Gain: Poison Resistance I
Take less damage from Poisonous spells or skills, and have a better chance to resist this particular status infliction. By gaining at least one rank of all other status resistances, Skill Synergy will occur and grant you one rank of Status Resistance. By gaining further ranks in this specific skill, you will gain a choice of Branch Skills related to it.
System:Asteria


Asteria would notice that the next time she took damage from the poison--it seemed to occur roughly every minute or so--that it didn't seem quite so bad as before. It was almost negligible, even, thanks to Oberon topping her off before.

Ed didn't say anything to Jason, but it seemed like he was, so far, the only one who wanted to protect the evolving slime. But would he be able to do that with his body in this exhausted and battered condition? Jason, meanwhile, had distributed all of his points and gained a few new skills...but just a few moments after he asked the others to help protect him--

Skill Gain: Charisma I
Your force of personality is almost magical unto itself. You have a better chance of convincing others during negotiations, unless their Will is sufficiently strong.
System:Jason


Momma Slime, having almost finally managed to squeeze into the tunnel, now let out something akin to a bubbly sigh and started to reverse herself. With a pop she rolled free of the tunnels and let Asura and Digbie out. As Asura rolled by, a big blue pseudopod patted him on the head.

"Blrblrblayay."

Though the Red Slime seemed to be able to shove more matter into himself and hold it more easily than before (perhaps something to do with that "base strength increase" he'd gotten notice of) he couldn't make the items "stack" they way they would in a videogame. Whatever physical space they seemed to take up, that was what he was stuck with.

As Mourningstar gathered up her tiny makeshift satchel with Lesser Force, she would notice that carrying it while it had items in it seemed to burn through her MP faster than normal. Since Lesser Force had ranked up recently it didn't seem quite so bad as it might have been, but she still wouldn't be able to carry this little pack indefinitely, and doing so for too long might encumber her other spells. She had, however, gained an interesting new skill in Focus. As she began to float away from the group, she would probably notice that once more the cave seemed to be growing darker, and the shafts of sunlight coming through the cracks in the earth were getting dimmer...


Orchid

You made an item!
Fiber Cord (Average)
Your Crafting IV skill keeps this item from degrading despite a lack of materials.
You created: Plant Fiber Sling! This item will allow you to attack from range with Small projectiles. It isn't very durable. It's very vulnerable to fire.
System:Orchid

As Orchid let an acorn fly, it whistled through the air as her sling snapped like a whip...and went right past the female goblin's head. It cracked against the tree she was in, causing her to yelp in surprise and almost fall off her branch, but the acorn had already ricocheted into the bushes...and it apparently struck something else, as evidenced by a soft thump not too far away.

Followed by a growl.

"What you do dat for!? You tryin' ta hit me, you dum!?" yelled the other goblin, before she too heard the threatening noise and clung tighter to her branch. Mere seconds later, something burst through the undergrowth.

It looked like a badger. A rather large badger--probably 80 pounds if it was an ounce and at least a foot and a half tall even though it was on all fours--with foreclaws that looked like they should have belonged to a velociraptor. And it also had some kind of shell on its back, like that of an armadillo, made of grayish-pink, scaly hide. There was a scuff mark on its forehead where Orchid's acorn had struck it.

But the Armor Badger didn't care. Armor Badger was PISSED.


Rain

While Rain was covering herself with dirt and hiding the blue gleam of her scales, the goblin that had run to Rattleskull managed to get his attention. The boss listened to its excited gibbering but then turned towards the two lookouts.

"Oi! Whaddya see!?" he barked, and the two of them jumped at his shout. And like the fools they were, they both turned away from actually looking to tell the boss what they were looking at. Rain managed to dart towards her rock, and now she had a much better angle from which to escape, or to observe. However, if any of the goblins approached the corpses, she could be in big trouble. Should she continue to press her luck like this...?
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