Balance said
(My store is having a sale for 20-40% off. A customer comes in with a return, and she wants to purchase some more items as well. I try to run it as an exchange, knowing this will actually save her money.)Me: “Okay, after your store credit, you only owe $10.61.”Customer: “Wait, what are you doing? I wanted 30% off!”Me: “I realize that, ma’am, but actually, if you run this return as an exchange, you will actually pay less money than with the 30% off.”Customer: “No! I wanted my 30% off! Just let me return this and get my 30% off!”Me: “Okay, I can do that.”(I do the return and then ring up her purchases.)Me: “Okay, your total with 30% off is $32.54.”Customer: “There! That’s better!”cant stop laughinghelp

LegendBegins said
XD Man, people are stupid.

Balance said
This site is gold.

LegendBegins said
I'm going to read all of them.

Balance said
There are so many xD You'll never run out.

LegendBegins said
Don't you doubt my reading skills! I'm going to read ALL of them!

Balance said
You can try! I KNOW you can!seewhatididthere snort snort

LegendBegins said
I don't get it

Balance said
oooooh spooky

LegendBegins said
(I am the third customer in line. There’s a woman at the register, then a man dressed in a way that clearly indicates he is a Christian minister. It’s two days before Thanksgiving.)Cashier: “Thank you and I hope you have a great holiday.”Customer: “A great holiday? What the f***! It’s Merry CHRISTMAS. I am so tired of this PC bull-s***, you stupid little—”Minister: “Maybe she was talking about Thanksgiving.”(The customer turns around snarling.)Customer: “Shut the fu… uu…”(She trails off when she notices his outfit. She blushes furiously, gathers her bags, and rushes out. The minister steps up.)Minister: “Which candy bar is better, the plain chocolate or the almond?”Cashier: “The almond is good!”(The minister adds that to his purchases. After he pays, he hands the cashier the candy bar.)Minister: “I hope you have a fantastic holiday.”This is why I love church people.

Balance said
church

LegendBegins said
So apparently this is a thing.Pinkie: The universe is an open system.Dark: The universe is an open system.Me: The universe is a closed system.>Pinkie may misunderstand "open system.">Dark has skewed understandings of anything that has to do with reality or metaphors.>Unless God adds new energy, I say it's closed, to my knowledge of physics.

LegendBegins said
I'm on the road to Galveston (for vacation), so I had to miss it today =(But have fun.

Balance said
The universe is a closed system. Relativity proves this: There is nothing outside of the universe. It wraps around into itself. You go far enough, you get back to where you started. There isn't even nothing outside of the universe. There is no. That's it. It's crazy.:[

LegendBegins said
Enjoy it? Although you can't prove that the universe wraps around itself. The could be infinite, but not the .

souleaterfan320 said
shinji: yes, and i may just end up being one of the most hated people in existence now, but its worth it if i am with you.*smiles*

Balance said
Here's an analogy used to describe how that woks.Imagine an inflated balloon filled with ants. Of course they want to explore that balloon so they'll be moving outward. You are a stationary ant, and you can only see two-dimensionally. So it looks like all your fellow ants are moving away indefinitely even though they're really going around the outline.We see three-dimensionally, but the universe is four-dimensional. It looks like everything is moving outward indefinitely, but they're really moving along the surface of the inflating balloon that is our expanding universe. What is the universe expanding into? Nothing. Only itself.