Webmaster said
Whom?

Intrepid said
I dunno. Orange haired guy who was obsessed with getting rid of me for stealing his power, or some stupid stuff like that.

Webmaster said
A Noble? Care to explain exactly what happened?

Intrepid said
I was on the Moon, just minding my own business, getting away from all the attention I got on Earth, then he suddenly showed up saying that he thought my signature was someone else's and that it was unbelievable that there were so many people who had unlawfully taken his power. He tried to hit me, but I worked a little magic and got away. He chased me though... All the way to this... Place. Whatever it is. The rest happened here. I ran through those weird army guys' wrecked base and camoflauged myself. I waited here for him to see if he would show up, and he did.

Webmaster said
Hm, interesting. Have you considered killing him?

Intrepid said
A little, but he seems really tough. And I don't just say that about anybody... Mainly because I've never known of teleportation being an actual thing.

Webmaster said
Many beings can teleport, me excluded.

Intrepid said
Whaaat?! Is this really that common? If it is, Earth really needs to get up to speed.

Webmaster said
If you have special abilities or advanced technology. Abilities are not as common.

Intrepid said
Uh... I do, but not exactly teleportation. I mean, I can do portals, but not the whole thing where you just disappear and reappear somewhere else. That seems like a lot.

Webmaster said
The difference being?

Intrepid said
The method.

Webmaster said
And? The same result is achieved.

Intrepid said
It is. But I can't do teleportation. Just portals, for some reason.

Webmaster said
Consider yourself lucky. I can't do either.

Intrepid said
How do you get around then, mister...

Webmaster said
....I walk?

Intrepid said
Yep! They have towers and binocular thingamajigs and everything.

Intrepid said
Everywhere? Like, as in every single place you go? That's a lot of walking.

Webmaster said
There are also vehicles, you know.

Mammalia said
Then we must relocate. We cannot allow ourselves to be watched and made known about in the popular scene.